A funny story that cherishes time.

An interesting story about cherishing time;

One day, Wu Guinan (a pseudonym) and Lu Feichu (a pseudonym) held a wedding.

Relatives and friends are going to have a wedding in the evening, and they are asked to have sex in public. At first, they disagreed, saying, how convenient it is to have so many people. ?

Someone said:? Although there are more people, this kind of thing is done in a private place, which conforms to the so-called privacy principle of sexologists. ?

Wu Guinan and Lu Feichu thought it was very reasonable and did it.

Afterwards, several male relatives and friends asked: Chastity is just a membrane, right?

Wu Guinan and Lu Feichu answered:? Right?

Those male relatives and friends said again:? Now we have a good time with your wife, and we haven't lost our virginity. All we have to do is wear condoms, or we'll be sick and not pregnant, right?

Wu Guinan and Lu Feichu answered:? This is the theory of sexologists, which is of course correct. ?

In this way, these male relatives and friends took turns to fuck his wife.

At this time, another ugly relative and friend is going to bed. This time, Lu Feichu refused, saying: Although I am very open-minded, I will not refuse to come. ?

The ugly man told you a story: one day, a village woman was raped by three thieves while carrying a basket of her eggs to the market. After that, the three men ran away. After the village woman got up, she took an egg basket in one hand and patted the dirt on her body in the other, dismissively saying, What's the big deal! I thought I was robbing eggs! ?

The ugly man asked everyone again:? That makes sense. ?

Everyone in the audience said in unison:? That makes sense. ?

The ugly man unhurriedly handed Wu Guinan a basket of earth eggs and then raped Lu Feichu.

Wu Guinan looked at a basket of eggs and said with a smile. This time, I earned it. ?

"Cherish time" funny story 2:

One day, in order to cope with the leader, the husband came home drunk. When his wife saw it, she was not only moved but also happy. She quickly took off her drunken husband's clothes and helped him to bed. The wife asked while rubbing her husband's temple, and the husband suddenly jumped out of his sleep. The new lady? This massage technique is good. Where are you from? As a result, I got up the next day and my husband slept next to the toilet.

Cherish the funny story of time 3:

It is said that a young couple discussed playing cards together and agreed to act according to their girlfriend's actions.

When playing cards, my girlfriend suddenly spread her feet, and my boyfriend immediately gave 80 thousand! The result was shot!

Boyfriend looked at his girlfriend blankly!

My girlfriend said angrily, I want a bird!

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