Ask for a long tongue twister joke like Linglong Tower and Eighteen Sorrow, and just name it.

A mute comes from the north,

You have a trumpet in your waist.

Lamas in the south are pulling Kunmu, and they want to exchange Kunmu for the mute speakers in the north.

Dumb people don't want to trade horns for Lama's eyes.

The Lama must change the horn of the dumb horn.

The Lama rolled his eyes and glanced at the mute of the other speaker.

The mute took off his trumpet and gave Lama Kunyu a trumpet.

I don't know if Tila shot the dumb horn.

Or don't honk. The mute honked his horn at the Dalai Lama.

Lamas stew their eyes, and dumb people blow their horns.

Stride forward, go forward, and come to the lantern shed. Walking, I opened my eyes and walked towards the courtyard lamp. I can't name the garden. Cabbage lanterns roll leaves, coriander lanterns make noise, celery lanterns are like hacksaws, spinach is like a sword shed, big seedlings are thin and white, and onion and beard lanterns are stalks.

The North Garden pumpkin is the marshal, and the South Garden pumpkin is the first. There was a watermelon cannon in it, and the noise of the watermelon cannon was very loud. The red watermelon seeds in the watermelon pulp fell to the ground, and the melon made the pupa giggle. Looking back, followed by an old vinegar bucket.

I walked to the garden lamp, and then to the theater lamp. The stage is really a good scene, the front building and the back shed. The front of the mansion is decorated in green, and the back of the shed is decorated in red, hanging on both sides of the three eaves. There is a horn lamp in the middle, the drum board takes a seat, the gong jingles, the thrush who pulls the string is called, and the black boy's bow ruler is played. Bang, a little Dan and a pupil come out to sing Xiao Dan's Twelve Years Old and Xiao Sheng's Thirteen Winter.

The more you pass the theater lamp, the more you go, and you come to the People's Lamp. People say names, and I don't know if there are too many names. The old man has crutches, a swaggering xianggong lamp, a delicate girl lamp, a 32-year-old sister-in-law lamp, and an urchin lamp led by her sister-in-law. The urchin threw himself in her arms. One point four shots were fired, and when I heard the gun hit Xiangyang City, two children pushed the sheets. You pushed, I pushed, and made a big hole. The old man went to the market early in the morning, and his old mother stretched out her nails at home. The old mother pulled the lamp and muttered, holding the lamp in her hand, thinking that the country was as bright as a mirror. Everyone was saying that this land in Shandong was a good year. This is really a bumper harvest of grain.

catch the rabbit

A grandfather named Gu,

Buy vinegar and cloth.

Buy clothes, buy vinegar,

Looking back, it was an eagle catching rabbits.

Put down the cloth, put down the vinegar,

Go up and chase eagles and rabbits,

The eagle flew and the rabbit ran away.

The vinegar knocked over and wet the cloth.

piglet

Piglets carry hoes,

Put on your pants.

Birds sing branches,

Piggy turned to look,

The hoe hit the rock,

The stone hit the pig on the head.

Piglets hate hoes,

Hoes hate pigs.

Baishita

White and slippery,

Move white stone to build white tower.

White stone pagoda,

White stone pagoda,

White stone pagoda,

White Pagoda and White Stone.

Build the White Stone Pagoda,

The white tower is white and slippery.

Flower duck and rosy clouds

Water reflects rosy clouds,

Duck is swimming on the water.

Summer is a colorful summer,

Ducks are twisted ducks.

The duck swam into the colorful clouds,

Wu Caixia netted the duck with a twist.

Ducks are ecstatic,

Broke the summer,

I can't tell whether it is duck or chardonnay.

Four and ten years old

Four and ten, ten and four,

Fourteen and forty, forty and fourteen.

Say four and ten by tongue and teeth.

Who says forty is a "thin seat"?

His tongue is not hard;

Who said that 14 years old is "timely",

His tongue is not straight.

Study hard and practice often.

Fourteen, forty, forty-four.

Goose crossing the river

Brother and brother are sitting in front of the slope.

There is a goose lying on the slope.

There is a river flowing under the hillside.

Brother said, the river is wide,

The younger brother said: white goose.

This goose wants to cross the river.

The river wants to cross the goose.

I don't know if the goose crossed the river,

Or crossing the river goose.

Inverted song

Bite milk, drink bread,

Holding a bag on the train.

East-West Street, North-South Street,

Go out and see people bite dogs.

Pick up the dog, knock on the bricks,

I'm afraid the brick will bite my hand.

Pocket bean

Put the beans in your pocket,

The beans filled the pockets,

Soak beans.

Pour out beans, mend pockets,

Mend the bag and put in beans.

Fill your pockets and don't leak beans.

Dogs and monkeys

There is a monkey in the tree.

Squat a dog under a tree.

The monkey jumped down and hit the dog.

The dog suddenly appeared and bit the monkey.

I don't know if monkeys bite dogs,

Or dogs bite monkeys.

There is a boat in the river.

There is a boat in the river.

White sails hung on the boat,

The wind blows the sails and keeps the ship moving forward.

Stop a ship without sails.

Sugar tower

Soup stock with egg soup,

Climb up the pagoda on a stool,

Just because the shit is too slippery,

Pour soup and burn the tower.

Silkworm and cicada

This is a silkworm,

That's cicada,

Silkworms often hide in leaves,

Cicada often sings in the forest.

One and a half cans are half cans, and two and a half cans are one can; Three and a half cans are one and a half cans, and four and a half cans are two cans; Five and a half cans are two and a half cans, and six and a half cans are three full cans; Seven, eight, nine and a half cans. Please count how many cans there are.

Two rows came out of the barracks and went straight to the North Vegetable Garden. One row is watered with spinach, and the other row is cut with cabbage. There are 888 Chinese cabbages left. After a row of spinach, break off 888 Chinese cabbages; The second row brought back a row of 888 Chinese cabbages after cutting them.

There are three Laozi living on the mountain, three boys living at the foot of the mountain, and three brothers and three sisters-in-law living halfway up the mountain. Three boys at the foot of the mountain, looking for three brothers and three sisters-in-law, borrowed three barrels of three liters of Ziziphus jujuba seeds and lent three barrels of three liters of Ziziphus jujuba seeds to three boys at the foot of the mountain. The third boy at the foot of the mountain borrowed three barrels and three liters of Ziziphus jujuba seeds from the third boy at the foot of the mountain. The old man at the foot of the mountain didn't have three barrels of three liters of Ziziphus jujuba seeds, so he had to run to the mountainside to find his third brother and sister-in-law, and lend three barrels of three liters of Ziziphus jujuba seeds to the old man at the foot of the mountain. During the Chinese New Year, the three boys at the foot of the mountain laid the Ziziphus jujuba seeds, and the mountain was waist-high. The three brothers and three sisters-in-law, two Ziziphus jujuba seeds, three buckets and three liters.

On March 3rd, San Xiao went hiking. Up and down, up and down. Climbed the mountain three times and ran three miles. Sweating profusely, three shirts were wet. Xiao Sanqiu shouted, "It's only three feet three feet from the sky!"

Four small four, Shi Xiaoshi went to the market on April 14 14: 40; Si Xiaosi bought 44.4 Jin tomatoes and Shi Xiaoshi bought 14.4 Jin filaments. Si Xiao thought to exchange his 44.4 kg tomatoes for Shi Xiaoshi's 14.4 kg filaments. Shi Xiaoshi didn't want to trade his 14.4 kg of filaments for Si Xiaosi's 44.4 kg of tomatoes. Si Xiaosi said that my 44.4 kg tomatoes can increase nutrition and prevent myopia; Shi Xiao said that my 14.4 Jin refined silk can be woven into satin and silk, and it can be spun.

Four and ten, ten and four, fourteen and forty, forty and fourteen. Say four and ten with your tongue and teeth. Who says forty is a "thin seat"? His tongue is not hard. Who says fourteen years old is "timely"? His tongue is not straight. Study hard and practice often, fourteen, forty, forty-four.

Shi Xiaosi and Shi Xiaoshi came to the reading room together. When Xiao was fourteen, Xiao was forty. Fourteen-year-old Shi Xiaosi likes reading poems, while forty-year-old Shi Xiaosi likes reading newspapers. Shi Xiaoshi, 40, found a good poem and gave it to Shi Xiaosi, 4 years old. /kloc-Shi Xiaosi, 0/4 years old, saw a good newspaper and handed it to Shi Xiaosi, 40 years old.

The 66-year-old man built 66 buildings, bought 66 baskets of oil, raised 66 cows and planted 66 weeping willows. Sixty-six baskets of oil, piled in sixty-six buildings; Sixty-six cows were buckled on sixty-six weeping willows. Suddenly a strong wind blew down sixty-six buildings, overturned sixty-six baskets of oil, broke sixty-six weeping willows, killed sixty-six cows and killed sixty-six-year-old Lu Laohan.

There is a building No.6 in Liulin Town, where Mr. Liu lives. One day, I brought six monkeys to see Liu; Hou Lao Liu came and pulled six cows; Come to the old six and carry six baskets of oil; Your old Liu is here with six silks. Niu Laoliu, Hou Laoliu, Qiu Laoliu and You Laoliu live in Building 6 of Liu Laoliu. In the middle of the night, the cow went to the monkey, and the monkey fought a bullfight, knocking over Qiu Laoliu's oil and breaking the silk of You Laoliu. Liu helped Qiu Lao Liu put away the oil, Hou Lao Liu helped You Lao Liu wash off the silk and oil, tied up the cow, looked at the monkey and went upstairs to drink together.

There are seven stars in the sky, seven pieces of ice on the ground, seven eagles on the tree, seven nails on the beam and seven lamps on the stage. Spying, snoring, fanning out seven lights, pulling out seven nails, hush, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo. Read it seven times in a row and you will be smart.

Eight white fruit trees were planted in front of Bailaobamen, and eight white starlings flew from the north, and I don't know where they lived. Bai Laoba beat eight white myna with eight Octopus sticks, and eight myna flew to eight ginkgo trees. I don't know if Bai Laoba hit eight white starlings or eight ginkgo trees with these eight octopus sticks.

Eight white rabbits live in eight houses with eight horns and eight octagons. Eight children tried to catch eight white rabbits, which scared them into living in eight octagonal houses.

Out of 8828, eight children pull out carrots, you pull out, I pull out, and see who pulls out more and who pulls out more. You play a lot, so do I. A radish is a pit, how many carts are used to pull it? One plus two, two plus three, seventy-two plus eighteen, the difference is ninety-eight with an abacus.

On September 9th, nine drunks got drunk. Nine wine glasses, nine glasses of wine, and nine drinkers take nine sips. Take nine sips of wine and pour nine glasses of wine. Nine wine fans picked up the wine and had nine mouthfuls of "thump, thump". Nine glasses of wine, nine mouthfuls of wine, nine glasses of wine make you drunk.

A gourd wine 926, a gourd oil 629. Change 629 oil into 926 wine, and change 629 oil into 926 wine.

There are four rows of stone lions in the park. There are fourteen big stone lions in each row. There is a little stone lion on the back of each big stone lion, and there are four little stone lions at the feet of each big stone lion. Teacher Shi led forty-four students to count stone lions. How many big stone lions and small stone lions can you count?