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How to provoke a remote object to be hard?

How to provoke a remote object to be hard?

There are many people who don't know how to express their feelings about how to make an object in a different place hard, especially when facing the person they like or when they are liked, and their emotions are relatively dull. Then the following is about how to make an object in a different place hard.

How to provoke an object from a different place to be hard 1 1? We drank wine and strayed into each other's restricted areas.

It's all because of you. The most romantic thing I can think of is to use all the postures with you.

I miss you, I want to sleep with you, and I want to wake up with you.

I said there is nothing delicious in our school. Let's go out for dinner. He said he would eat you.

5. I hope to be young all my life when I make love, and I am eager to get old instantly when I hug.

6. Blow into his ear and tell him he wants it.

7. I will make cows and horses for you. Will you give me grass? ~

8. Don't think that I like you, but I still spoil you, support you and sleep with you.

9. Don't keep telling me, uh-huh, uh-oh. Will chatting with me make you orgasm?

I like Kuquiki and Jang Keun Suk.

1 1, since you messed up my heart, when did you mess up my bed?

12, I want to hear you whisper that you only love me, and I have 10 thousand dirty and warm imaginations.

13. If you have nothing to grow, come and grow strawberries with me.

14, dear, I will leave my heart to you temporarily. When I forget you, I will never find my heart again.

15, needless to say, a moan is enough.

16, my heart is full of you.

17. I won't make you cry except when I fuck you.

18, I want to shoot all the waves on you.

19, I can't tell love from possession. I just want to have sex with you before going to bed, kiss you deeply and hug you in my sleep.

20, teasing private parts There is no doubt that a man's private parts are the most sensitive part of his sexual life.

How to make foreign things hard 2 (1) I hate it. I don't eat fried noodles.

(2) Some people are seriously distressed, and some people owe people toothache.

(3) Research shows that men who love housework live longer because their wives play less.

(4) Women are like sand, trying to catch it. Then grab her ... wet ~

(5) When the news broadcast opened the second child policy, I stayed up all night. I can't sleep at all. The whole building is shaking.

I came all the way to see you just to hear your shortness of breath in my ear!

No, no, I want it.

(8) "You are so bad! I want to tell my mother that you bully girls! "

(9) Make up your mind to change from tomorrow every night, live a good life and work hard. Turn over under the covers at noon the next day: Shit, another day.

Sometimes I feel that life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

(1 1) I haven't worked X recently because I practice driving every day.

(12) Another day of sexual desire. Good night

(13) Come on, he's a boy!

In fact, my heart is a fool and can only love you.

(15) I learned the routine, but I really mean it.

(16) The next time a boy laughs at your thick legs, you answer him: your legs are thin, and all three legs are thin.

I hope I love you one day, and I can write backwards.

I want to hug and touch you. If you disagree, you can kiss me.

(19) Looking at beautiful women in the street in summer, if you look up, you will appreciate them; if you look down, you will be hooligans.

(20) Say a trip, say what to leave? After work, you can't even take a trip after work.

Your lips are beautiful, suitable for saying you love me and kissing me.

I just wanted to watch the stars and the moon with you before, but now I just want to pull you out of bed.

(twenty-three) is also sick, others. Friends ask questions, send medicine to make money; Your friend: Stop bb and hurry up.

The answer is long. I will spend my whole life answering it. Are you ready to listen?

Question: What is a man's tongue used for? Answer:.

It can be simple, but not casual. My smile can be given to anyone, but my heart can only be given to one person.

Sometimes, you don't even know what despair means unless you try your best.

(28) Ha ~ ~ You look down on us girls? ~~"

Ouch! Why don't you know how to care about girls!

(30) I moved to a new office, and the bathroom was in the corner. There was no wifi signal or 4G signal, which quickly cured me of constipation for many years.

(3 1) The most hateful thing is not the advertising time, but the ending song after the advertisement!

Smart people use their brains to act first, while stupid people act first and then regret it.

How to stir up foreign objects to harden a dirty section

1. A new colleague named Kang came to the company, who usually doesn't like to talk. A beautiful colleague teased him: "Master Kong, can I hit on you?" Then Master Kong said, Hey, turn the whole company over. Do you know what he said?

Yesterday, the company arranged for me to work overtime with a female colleague. In the evening, I was as busy as a bee. She came over and asked me with a smile, "Who is the 35th president of the United States?" I said impatiently, "Hurry up!" I'm still in a hurry to go home! "She snorted and ignored me angrily!

3. The woman asked the man, "3-8 =?" . The man said, "16" The woman said, "Let's get a room." What the hell is going on? What does 3-8=- 16 mean? The goddess asked me how much is 3-8? 3-8=-5 pollution connotation answer)

I am 32 years old. Spent 200 thousand bride price and finally got a wife. I went to the civil affairs bureau to get a certificate, and the staff kept asking me to tie my shoelaces. I looked down and froze, and decided not to get married on the spot.

Last night, a friend asked me to guess a riddle. I didn't do it right all night. He didn't tell me the answer until just now. It's too dirty! The puzzle is: A couple gave birth to a daughter named Qingqing and started an idiom. Who wants to guess right the first time? It's really a fighter in the old driver!

6. A man asked the goddess, "About?" The goddess replied, "Do you have 3%?" This man looks confused ... The goddess said, "No wonder you don't have a girlfriend!" " "Guess what 3% means?

7. Every time the nurse sister comes to give me an infusion, I will deliberately pretend that I don't know what this rubber tube tied to my hand is, just to hear three comforting words from the nurse sister's sweet mouth. ...

8, girlfriends remarried. When I limped to work the next day, I asked her: Is he old? My best friend shook his head. I asked again: It's been a long time! The best friend still shook his head. I suddenly realized, with props? My best friend still shook his head. I was about to continue asking questions when my best friend said with tears in her eyes: Mi Bang Wei.

9. I invited a female colleague to dinner and a movie last night. After reading it, she went to the bathroom and sent me a message, "5 1078". I've been reading it for a long time and I don't understand what it means. Later, I said to take her home. She said coldly, No, I'll go by myself, and then I left without looking back ... I thought about it all night, but I just didn't understand what it meant! What do you mean by that?

10, the first time I went to a hotel with my girlfriend, I got up as soon as I entered the door, "Wife, I want it", and then she said, "Is MC Jin here?" I got angry when I heard it, made out with me, and even called others' names in my mouth. "Shameless", as soon as I mentioned my crotch, I left immediately. Now think about it, I cried. ...

How to provoke a foreign object to be hard? 4. How do girls irritate an object and make it react below?

1, touch

There are actually many ways for girls to take the initiative to provoke the reaction of the object, and "hard" is also very simple! For example, after a hug, gently touch his body, slowly touch his back to his hips and then to his "guy" to ensure that your object can "stand up" immediately.

2. passionate French kiss

French kissing is a necessary operation for men and women before sexual intercourse. Passionate French kissing can also make the male hormones in the boy's brain secrete quickly, and also make his lower body react. Plus, your hand slowly swims and touches him. I don't think any man can resist the girl's "teasing method" and just want to punish you directly on the spot!

3. Sexy dress

Sexy dressing includes many kinds, such as wearing a set of "sexy" underwear that he has never seen before, or wearing a looming pajamas in front of her after taking a shower, which can directly arouse a man's desire. Maybe he reacted to you before you did anything to him.

4. Charming breath

The girl's gasp is irresistible to any man. Hum softly in his ear, and make sure to make him "second hard"! And if it's a long-distance relationship, you can make a snort directly, which can make the object hard across the screen.