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What is the content of White Snake Biography?

One spring, on the third day of March, the fairy Lv Dongbin became an old man with white hair and beard, and came to the West Lake to sell jiaozi. Lv Dongbin put the burden under a big willow tree next to the broken bridge and began to shout loudly: "Sell jiaozi, sell jiaozi!" ! One copper coin buys three big dumplings, and three copper coins buy one small one! "

People laughed at Lv Dongbin's crying. Someone said, "Old man, you shouted wrong! The price adjustment of big dumplings and small dumplings is right! " But Lv Dongbin wouldn't listen and still cried like that.

In a short time, all the big jiaozi were sold out. At this time, an old man in his fifties squeezed into the crowd with a child in his arms. When the children saw others eating jiaozi, they clamored for it, but all the big ones were sold out, so the old man had to take out three coppers and buy a small one from Lv Dongbin. Who knows that the child hasn't eaten for three days and nights since he ate this little dumpling? His father was so anxious that he carried him under the big willow tree next to the broken bridge and came down to find a seller of jiaozi. Lv Dongbin said with a smile, "My little dumpling is not an ordinary thing. It seems that your son is not blessed! " As he spoke, he carried the child to the broken bridge, suddenly grabbed his foot and hung the child upside down. I saw little jiaozi slip out of the child's mouth, landed on the broken bridge and rolled into the West Lake.

There was a white snake and a turtle practicing under the broken bridge. The steamed buns fell off the bridge, and the white snake had a long head and neck. First, it was put in the mouth and "glug" was swallowed into the stomach. The tortoise didn't eat glutinous rice balls, so it was robbed by the white snake. It quarreled with the white snake, quarreled with each other and even fought.

But the white snake, like the tortoise, has practiced for 500 years, and its skill is almost the same. But after the white snake swallowed little jiaozi, the tortoise could not compete with it. It turns out that this little dumpling is an elixir. White snake added 500 years of skills when swallowing. The tortoise couldn't defeat the white snake and fled to the west.

One day, early in the morning, a wave of white smoke rose from the lake under the broken bridge, and a girl in a white gauze emerged from the bottom of the lake. She walked slowly ashore. It turns out that the white snake can become an adult after thousands of years of practice. She named herself "White Snake".

The white snake envied the West Lake, a paradise on earth, and thought that she had eaten the children's dumplings, so she wanted to repay her kindness to the world. But she didn't know where the children were involved in this life. Later, the Antarctic fairy told her: Tomb-Sweeping Day, go to the West Lake to find the tallest and shortest person, and that's him.

On that day in Tomb-Sweeping Day, the white snake walked on the Su Causeway. Suddenly I saw an old beggar selling a small green snake in his hand. The white lady felt pity and bought a green snake. This green snake later became her maid Xiaoqing. Xiaoqing recognized White Snake as her sister and went with her to find the tallest and shortest person.

Two people walked from Lixihu Lake to Waixihu Lake, and bypassed Lixihu Lake from Waixihu Lake, walking carefully all the way. At noon, White Snake and Xiaoqing found the broken bridge. I saw a circus performing acrobatics under a big willow tree near the broken bridge, and a large group of people were watching.

Suddenly Xiaoqing suddenly cried, "Sister, sister, I found the tallest and shortest person!" " "

Hearing this, the White Snake was overjoyed and quickly asked, "Where is it? Where is it? "

Xiaoqing pointed to a young man sitting on a branch and said, "He is squatting on a tall tree, and people come and go from his crotch. Isn't this the tallest man? " His figure fell to the ground and people came and went from his head. Isn't this the shortest man? Ha, it must be him! "

In fact, this person is the person that White Snake is looking for. His name is Xu Xian. Soon, Bai Niangzi and Xu Xian were married under the matchmaking of Xiaoqing. They also opened a "security hall" pharmacy, which cured patients and saved lives, and the business was very prosperous.

Later, on the Dragon Boat Festival, the white snake ate the realgar wine that Xu Xian poured for her, showing its true colors, which scared Xu Xian half to death.

In order to save Xu Xian, White Snake defeated two cranes of the Antarctic Xianweng and snatched Ganoderma lucidum from the Antarctic Xianweng, which made Xu Xian lose his previous memory. In this way, they continued to open stores and continue to save people.

Besides, the tortoise defeated by the white snake in the West Lake fled to the Western Heaven and hid under the Tathagata Lotus to listen to the scriptures. After listening for several years, the tortoise also learned some skills. But it hasn't changed its mind. When the Tathagata was taking a nap, he stole the three treasures-the golden bowl, the cassock and the Qinglong mord, and ran to the world.

Turned into a dark and thick monk. He thought he was good at magic and skills, so he named himself Fahai.

Monk Fahai went to Baohetang drugstore, knocked on the wooden fish, swaggered into the store, looked at Xu Xian with folded hands and said, "Donor, your store is booming, make a fortune for me."

After listening to his kind words, Xu Xian gave him a string of copper coins and wrote his name on the handout. When Fahai went out, he turned around and said, "On July 15th, please come to Jinshan Temple and make a wish!"

On July 15, Xu Xian came to Jinshan Temple alone. As soon as I stepped into the mountain gate, I was dragged into the meditation room by the monk Fahai. Fahai monk said to Xu Xian, "benefactor, your wife is a demon!" " "

Xu Xian was very angry and said, "My wife is alive and well and has such a good heart. How can she be the devil?"? Don't talk nonsense. "

However, Fahai unreasonably locked Xu Xian in Jinshan Temple and refused to let him go back.

Besides, White Snake was waiting for Xu Xian at home, but he didn't come, so he had to go to Jinshan Temple with Xiaoqing.

When she came to Jinshan Temple, the White Lady recognized that the monk Fahai was the turtle essence of that year, so she first suppressed her anger and pleaded kindly: "Let's not interfere with the river, please let my officials go home!"

However, the monk Fahai did not listen. He raised his Qinglong mord and hit the white snake. However, the white snake is pregnant and can't resist. Xiaoqing hurriedly came to help, but she was still beaten, and both of them were defeated.

They had to retreat to the foot of Jinshan Temple, but White Snake didn't find her husband, so she was naturally unwilling. So, she and Xiaoqing fought, and the flood was all over the sky. In an instant, the flood is rolling in, and the shrimps, soldiers and crabs will flock to Jinshan Temple together.

Friar Fahai panicked and quickly took off his cassock and covered it outside the temple gate. Suddenly there was a flash of golden light, and the cassock turned into a long embankment, blocking the flood.

After the flood flooded Jinshan, Bai Niangzi and Xiaoqing returned to the bottom of the West Lake to continue their cultivation.

Xu Xian, who was imprisoned in Jinshan Temple, refused to shave his head and become a monk. Finally, I found the opportunity and escaped. It took him a long time to find the couple again.

Time flies, and in a blink of an eye, it's the New Year Lantern Festival, and the white snake gave birth to a chubby doll in vain. On the day of the child's full moon, Xu Xian's family held a "full moon wine", and Xu Xian's sister and Xiaoqing were very busy. White snake got up early in the morning and dressed herself in the back room. Xu Xian looked at his wife and saw her red Jiao Jiao face and raven head, which looked better than before. As he watched, it suddenly occurred to him: Today, this lady is going out with her children to meet her elders and relatives to receive the prize. Unfortunately, all the jewels she was wearing were lost ... Just thinking about it, I suddenly heard a vendor shouting in the alley outside the door: "Sell the golden rockhopper, sell the golden rockhopper!" Hearing this, Xu Xian quietly ran out and bought a golden rockhopper. The white snake looked at the glittering golden rockhopper and liked it very much, so she asked Xu Xian to put it on her head. Unexpectedly, as soon as this golden phoenix crown was put on her head, it was tightly clamped and could never be taken off. The more it circled, the tighter it circled ... At this moment, the white snake only felt a splitting headache, and Venus appeared in front of her eyes. She couldn't support it, so she fell to the ground and fainted.

Xu Xian was stunned by this terrible disaster. He hurried out to settle accounts with the peddler. Rushing to the door, I saw that the vendor was gone. I saw the monk Fahai holding the Qinglong mord and blocking the door. It turns out that the peddler selling golden rockhopper was bought by a monk from Fahai. Since Xu Xian escaped from Jinshan Temple, Fahai monks have been looking for him everywhere. On this day, he came to Hangzhou again. He found that Xu Xian was holding a "full moon wine" for his son, so he turned the golden bowl into a golden rockhopper to catch the white snake.

Brother Fahai turned green when he saw Xu Xian running out angrily. He was caught in a trap and sneered, "benefactor, I advise you not to listen." I'll collect the demon today! " Just as he was talking, the monk Fahai strode into the room, but Xu Xian couldn't stop him. Fahai, a monk, blew a breath on the head of the white snake, and the golden rockhopper turned into a golden bowl.

The golden bowl shot thousands of golden lights and completely covered the white snake. Xiaoqing rushed up to fight the monk Fahai desperately, only to hear the white snake calling her in the golden light: "Xiaoqing go, Xiaoqing go, practice kung fu, and come back to avenge me in the future!"

Xiaoqing couldn't beat the monk Fahai, so she ran away from the window with a puff of smoke. Xu Xian clung to the monk Fahai, only to hear the woman in white calling him in Jin Guangzhong: "Take care of your chief, take care of your chief! You should take good care of your children! "

Xu Xian is an ordinary person, but he can't become a monk in Fahai, so he must pick up the child from the bed and let the white snake have another look.

The white snake was covered with tears, and its body gradually shrank under the golden light. Finally, she turned into a white snake and was put into a golden bowl by Fahai. The monk Fahai took the white snake and put the town of White Snake under the Leifeng Tower.

Later, Xiaoqing practiced kung fu in the mountains, and I don't know how many years she practiced it. When her skill was close to perfection, she rushed back to Hangzhou to take revenge on the monk Fahai.

They played for three days and nights, but they still couldn't tell who won or lost. The sound of fighting shook the earth and floated to the ears of the Buddha in the West, awakening the Buddha's drowsiness. He opened his eyes and found that his three treasures had been stolen. He was very angry, so he stepped on the lotus and drove Xiangyun to look for it.

When the Tathagata flew over Hangzhou, he saw monk Fahai and Xiaoqing having a good time. Fahai monk had just escaped Xiaoqing's green wind sword when Qinglong mord hit her on the head. When the Tathagata moved gently in the air, the Qinglong mord was released from the hands of the monk Fahai and flew into the sky. Fahai, a monk, lost his Qinglong mord and was in a state of confusion. He quickly took off his cassock and wanted to wrap Xiaoqing. I didn't know that as soon as the cassock took off, a gust of wind flew into the sky. At this moment, I heard a loud noise, the Leifeng Tower fell down, and the golden bowl built in the tower flew into the sky.

The white snake jumped out of the tower and besieged the monk Fahai with Xiaoqing. There is no skill in fahaihe, and it depends on the Tathagata's three treasures. Now the treasures are called Tathagata to take back. Where can he beat White Snake and Xiaoqing? Seeing that something was wrong, he turned into a puff of black smoke and fled to the sky, pleading with the Tathagata for help. Tathagata hates him for being mean. He flew and kicked him hundreds of times. He fell from the air and plopped into the West Lake.

When Bai Niangzi saw the monk Fahai fall into the West Lake, she took a golden hairpin from her head and shook it in the wind, turning it into a small flag. Xiaoqing took the flag, held it on her head and shook it three times. The water in the West Lake suddenly dried up. The bottom of the lake is upside down, and the monk Fahai is hiding in Tibet and can't find a safe place. Finally, he saw a crack under the crab's navel, so he dived in. Fahai, a monk, was locked in the belly of a crab and could never get out again. It is said that crabs used to walk straight, but since they entered the belly of the overbearing monk Fahai, they can no longer walk straight and can only crawl sideways. Until today, when people eat crabs, as long as they open their back shells, they can still find this bald monk hidden inside!