A humorous joke with many witty remarks. The funniest joke

1. A patient who had an operation for the first time said to the doctor anxiously, "I'm scared. This is my first operation. " The doctor said I was more afraid: "This is my first operation, too." .

Xiao Ming saw a lump of poop on the ground, so he went up and smelled it, which seemed to be poop. Put a little in your hand and taste it in your mouth. It seems to be poop. He said happily, "It's a good thing I didn't step on it."

The centipede was bitten by a snake and sent to the hospital for rescue. After diagnosis, the doctor said: for the spread of anti-virus liquid, it must be amputated! The centipede thought: fortunately, I have many legs! The doctor consoled: relax, brother, you will be an earthworm in the future.

4. Wife: "Why do you go to the balcony every time I sing?" Husband: "I want everyone to know that I am not hitting you."

The patient is worried about his head. After the X-ray examination, he asked the doctor, "Is there anything in my head?" Doctor: "Nothing." Patient: "Ah, is it really so serious?"

6. When crossing the road, I met a red light. My friend wants to move on. I stopped him: "light, wait for light!" " My friend turned to me with disdain and said, "Only you have Intel!"

7. Young doctor: I will be listed for business tomorrow. Can you teach me some experience? Middle-aged doctor: the bill should be written clearly and the prescription should be scribbled.

8.w: Tomorrow is my birthday. What gift will you give me? M: Same as last year. W: What did you give me last year? M: The same as the year before last. W: When was the year before last? Man: I didn't know you the year before last, so I didn't send anything.