Middle school students' campus humor jokes

Middle school students' campus humor jokes

Humorous jokes of middle school students on campus 1;

1, the teacher asked the world what would happen if there was no friction, and the students replied that they would have an accident and could not stand up.

Xiaoming: Without friction, there would be no human beings!

Teacher: Get out. . .

2. Xiao Ming: Teacher, let me ask you a question. ?

Teacher:? Get out! ?

Xiaoming:? I really ask a question! Look carefully, it's a math problem! ?

Teacher:? Get out! ?

Xiaoming:? Nowadays, female teachers really have no professional ethics! ? Xiaoming said and walked out of the ladies' room!

Mingming is in the second grade of primary school and is often late for school. One day, the teacher asked him why he was late, and he stayed for a long time without answering. When the teacher asked again, he actually? Wow? I cried loudly!

Teacher:? Why are you crying?

Mingming:? I prepared a lot yesterday? The reason for being late? Somehow, I can't even remember one today! ?

Teacher:? Get out. . . ?

In music class, the teacher:? Who can sing the white-haired girl?

Xiaoming:? Teacher, I will! ?

Teacher:? Welcome everyone. . . ?

Xiaoming:? White-haired girl, with her hoof facing west, carrying Tang Sanzang, and following three disciples, is going to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures, and a trip is just a few Wan Li. . . ?

Teacher. . .

5. Xiao Ming: 0 is the origin of everything and the dividing line between positive and negative numbers. It is so smooth that whoever dares to multiply or divide it will turn into nothingness. ?

Teacher:? So you got a zero! ?

6. teacher:? A child had a car accident and flew more than ten meters unscathed because he had a big schoolbag as a buffer. He said it was the first time that he felt that knowledge had changed his destiny! So you should study hard, Xiao Ming! ?

Xiaoming:? Teacher, if he hadn't carried such a heavy schoolbag, he wouldn't have run too slowly and been hit by a car. ?

Teacher:? Go away! ?

7. Xiao Ming: Teacher, I had a dream last night that you were an emperor and I was a eunuch to help you attend court.

Teacher: Not bad, Xiaoming. The teacher is very happy that you finally said something human. Then what happened? Go ahead.

Xiaoming: Later, I woke up excitedly and found that I was holding my little brother.

Teacher: Get out.

8. teacher:? Xiao Ming, please explain to everyone what turning waste into treasure is. ?

Xiaoming:? Well, for example, the meat on the teacher's legs and stomach was moved to the chest. . . ?

Teacher:? Shut up and get out! ! ! ?

9. Teacher: It's the New Year. What's your New Year's resolution?

Xiao Ming: Teacher, I don't want to be called out again.

Teacher: OK, I won't let you go out again.

Xiao Ming: It's very kind of you, teacher. I will never spit in your cup again.

Xiaoming didn't come out. . . It was carried out.

Middle school students' campus humor jokes 2:

1, the driving school practiced today, and when shifting gears, he touched the coach's thigh. He looked frightened.

I am very excited to start the road test. But fortunately, release the handbrake, fill the gas door, release the brake, lightly step on the clutch and slowly supply oil, first gear plus second gear, second gear plus third gear! ! ! The whole process was done in one go, without any sense of disobedience?

The examiner said, can we start by lighting a fire?

3, pour the library, wait left and right, how can you not get in, and finally?

Coach: Come on, get down! ! Let's move it in!

I learned to go on the road a few days ago. The coach told me to step on the gas. I fished for a long time and didn't step on it. I blurted it out. Where is the oil? Where is the oil?

Make the coach happy: in the supermarket, there are rapeseed oil and peanut oil. Which one do you want?

My cousin got a driver's license. In order to practice his skills, he drove his family tractor all day and wandered around the village. . .

As a result, he passed the exam, but he couldn't turn around, so he rolled down the glass and looked at the front wheel. What did the coach ask him?

He said:? This car is not as advanced as a tractor. I can't see how the front wheels turn! ?

I want to get a driver's license, but I'm afraid of driving. If I get flustered in the car, I must not let the coach scold me to death. . .

My friend gave me a hint: tell the coach that you are stupid as soon as you get on the bus, and the coach will be more patient with you!

I am a treasure! When I arrived at the driving school, I just got on the bus and smiled and said to the coach, coach, I'm so stupid!

The coach gave me an oblique look and said coldly, I knew it early!

Me. . .

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