A hundred thousand lines of cold jokes

Wang Er: Master, master and madam, she gave birth.

Excavate: Oh

Li Jing: Madam.

Madam: A Xianggong.

Excavate: Dear, you have been pregnant for three years and finally gave birth. Fortunately, it is bitter, dear.

Excavate: Is it a male ball or a female ball?

Excavate: Why did you give birth to a ball? ! !

Madam: Xianggong, keep the ball under the sword!

Excavate: Don't stop, madam. I see that you have been pregnant for three years and six months, and now you have given birth to such a monster. There must be something evil in it!

Madam: Xianggong, this is not our child! To tell the truth ... I saved this ball with my body for three years and kept it from Xianggong. I am really sorry = =

Excavate: Honey, do you dare to be a little more boring? ...

Excavate: So, what about the children?

Nezha attack: Dad.

Nezha attacks: The baby is here.

Excavate: Look at the sword with a mouthful of dog blood for ten thousand years.

Nezha's attack: empty-handed. Dad is not a monster! Why face to face as soon as we meet?

Excavate: Stop it! I came before I was born, and I will pick up the children on the white side empty-handed!

Nezha's attack: Dad, with all due respect, it is not a child's ability to pick up the blade with bare hands, but your setting is, Dad, pick up the blade with 100% bare hands! ! !

Excavate: Nonsense. Even so, my Li is handsome and my wife is beautiful. How can you give birth to such a reckless Shan Ye?

Nezha: I see. Dad doesn't like the appearance of the baby. That's easy! Although I think it's perfect now, in various senses, since dad doesn't like it, forget it.

Nezha: Actually, after I was born, I have another chance to redefine my image. Oh, the smile is in brackets.

Li Jingxi: Well, that's great.

Li Jing was angry: What a fart! Where are you from? What the hell is bracket smile! Don't frame yourself

NPC: Please choose your favorite image.

Excavate: This is a game developed by Shenma, with an avatar. Ya is still a girl. I have never seen a girl like Schwarzenegger.

Excavate: I think I'll choose this one. It's my type.

NPC: Please choose your favorite clothes.

Excavate: It's not right to swallow saliva, is it? But I like it.

NPC: The setting is completed, and the role is being generated.

Excavate: So soon? What about body shape? Don't you need to set it?

Nezha Meng: Dad, this new image is quite refreshing.

Excavate: Another bite of dog blood.

Excavate: Angrily invite brother-in-law! ! !

Wang er: empty-handed and white-edged.

Excavate: If Wang Er dares to stop me, you will fail.

Wang Er: It's wrong to pick up the blade empty-handed, my Lord! I'm just passing by. I don't know why my body suddenly lost control, so I ran to pick up Whiteblade empty-handed.

Excavate: I just put down my sword.

Excavate: Now I can't prove that you are not my own.

Excavate: Looking up to heaven, consider it a stronger daughter.

Nezha Meng: Dad hates it.

Nezha hands a palm to excavate the fan fly, excavate fainted.

Nezha Meng: Although my parents are a little cute, they are plump.

Upgraded version of Nezha Meng: Male! ! ! ! Son! ! ! ! Sweat! ! ! ! Yo! ! ! !

Li Jing took another bite of the dog's blood.

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100,000 Cold Jokes —— Nezha Baidu Philharmonic said look at all the lines.