Jokes about kittens

Kittens live in human houses and live with humans every day.

One day, he went to play in the wild with some friends.

They are sparrows, rabbits and frogs.

Kittens always have some new topics to share with you.

Everyone likes to hear it tell interesting stories about human beings.

The kitten said, you know, last week the host family ate a dish called spicy rabbit head.

Just stir-fry the rabbit's head with pepper and pepper, which is super spicy. Super delicious!

Little rabbit put his hand over his protruding rabbit teeth, and his red eyes were full of fear.

The kitten said that human beings were afraid that sparrows would spread bird flu, so they prepared a lot of poison.

Prepare to poison sparrows entering the city.

The sparrow just opened.

Its beak didn't know what to say for a long time.

The frog said, let's talk about something else.

The kitten said, by the way, there is another dish in the restaurant, spicy rabbit head.

It's called greedy frog.

Said the frog. We frogs are beneficial insects, never greedy, just eat some pests in farmland to protect the banker.

The kitten licked her lips and said with aftertaste. That dish is to peel the frog and fry it with oil and pickles.

It smells good. I ate one secretly while my master was not looking.

Haha, it's delicious.

The frog croaked loudly in horror and jumped into the river.

Turn around and shout that humans are terrible and kittens are terrible.

We amphibians are going extinct!