There is a kind of cold called forgetting to wear long johns. Funny jokes

The innocence is so cold... Sometimes you don’t need too many words, a simple message will warm your heart. True love is invincible! Friends, please also keep warm. After all, singles need to learn to strengthen themselves. 365 Quotes and Lines Network specially collected and compiled this funny joke for you. There is a kind of coldness called forgetting to wear long johns.

What is this kind of cold called?

Forget about wearing long johns!

What are you wearing? It’s time to put on your long johns!

The weather suddenly turned cold, and my husband was looking for long johns. The wife said: "I washed it, made it smaller, and gave it to my brother."

The husband looked for woolen pants again. The wife said again: "Wash me, make me smaller, and give it to my brother."

The husband got angry: "Wash me too, and give it to your sister!"

< p>Must leave!

This season is here again...

The weather is dry after autumn, and many people have "barbs" on their fingers. This has nothing to do with lack of vitamins.

It hurts to look at it. .

Yi friends, what are you waiting for? It’s time to replenish your body for the winter!

Taste

Serve the hard dish, king crab!

According to reports, a large number of king crabs have proliferated crazily in the Norwegian fjords, and there are a lot of them in a net! The local people can no longer afford to eat!

Some experts said that such development will cause an ecological disaster, but it is not suitable to use drugs to kill crabs. It is best to put a large number of natural enemies of king crabs into the sea... (Ono girl imitates the complaints)

I care about the people of Norway and have no intention of going to work!

I can’t stop wanting to serve them!

Why are foreigners so weak? I feel that if there were no Chinese in the world, the food army composed of bullfrogs, carp, and crabs would definitely conquer the world.

Look, I will pack my bags after get off work today to support the people of Norway!

Eat it again... nothing is more delicious than dumplings!

Come on, I want you to choose between dumplings stuffed with coriander and dumplings stuffed with tomatoes and eggs. Which one would you choose?

I'm really not hungry...Thank you.

I felt so sad when I saw this picture today. I will never eat you again, chicken or duck.

"Hi! Fellows, where are you going?"

"KFC, where are you?"

"Oh, I'm going to Quanjude."

If we say goodbye today, we will meet again in the next life!

It’s true to replenish your body, but please pay attention, because fat people seem to be unable to survive on this planet... (I was shocked at the time)

By the way, here is a message, This is what I casually saw today...you can also feel it casually.

Sanlu, do you dare to come out and take a few steps!

Dance

Jump up, dance!

Swing, swing, swing together! 5,000 aunts compete for the square dance championship.

16 dance teams and nearly 5,000 square dance enthusiasts from 16 communities in Jilin City, Jilin Province performed publicly. During the competition, accompanied by dynamic square dance music, nearly 5,000 dancers took turns taking the stage, and the scene was very spectacular. In this competition, the winning community will receive a total reward of 260,000 yuan.

Auntie’s expression also made me drunk.

Auntie is mighty! This is the True Dance Forest Conference. . .

Give me 5,000 aunties to level the Diaoyu Islands.

Auntie, the rejuvenation of the nation depends on you!

Square dancing is indeed not something to be fooled into. I am impressed by Auntie’s fists!

Two 50-year-old women were fighting for seats on the train, and four of their ribs were broken with one fist. .

The 50-year-old Liu only bought a standing ticket. When he saw an empty seat, he quickly walked over, but another woman in her 50s sat down first. Liu asked the other party to get out of the way, and the two sides argued and then started fighting. Liu pressed the other party's head on the seat and punched the other party in the chest. The police arrested Liu.

After identification, four of the woman's ribs were broken... Liu was also sentenced to 1 year in prison and suspended for 1 year for intentional injury.

Broken 4 ribs with one punch? ! Aunt V5!

The iron girl of the past is now the iron lady!

my country has made a solemn commitment to the outside world: it will not be the first to use aunties.

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