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A joke made by ancient officials who didn't know the rules.
Princess Nangong, the "Hanwu Emperor", did not kiss the Chronicle of Forty-nine Great-Grandfathers in Historical Records for six years (note: 123 ago), and Hou Shen was seated as Princess Nangong, which was rude and the country was excluded. Sima Zhen's Historical Records in the Tang Dynasty annotated this passage as: "Princess Nangong, daughter of Jingdi. At first, Zhang Hou of Nangong couldn't sit still and felt guilty. Later, Zhang Houshen invited Shang Zhi. " It shows that Princess Nangong first married Zhang Hou of Nangong, and then married Shen Shen. The historical records here are very clear and the time figures are very accurate, but the plot written by the screenwriter is based on the historical materials of the Song Dynasty, separated by thousands of years. What's the difference from today's guess? It is really unconvincing. Dou Ying's testamentary edict is only a nine-character play, saying that the testamentary edict given by Jingdi to Dou Ying is great, and it can be used as a frequency to punish Lv Hou and protect the young master. In history, Dou Ying's testamentary edict is very simple, with nine words: "Things are cheap if they are inconvenient." It is nothing more than cheap playing rights, and it can't be a gold medal. He might as well not take it out and be falsely accused of correcting the letter. Yi Zhixie and Khan were not brothers, but they died later than Huo Qubing. He was the younger brother of the monarch and his subjects. Yushan surrendered to the Han Dynasty and died, not in battle. In Hanwu the Great, Wei Qing took Li Guang, a flying general, as bait, which led to an oblique shot. Li Guang was killed and an oblique arrow was killed, which reached the climax of the whole drama, and also coincided with the theory that an oblique arrow killed his father and was rewarded. And "Han Shu" said: "Khan stayed away from the trenches and stayed in the north of the picture with his elite soldiers. One day after the battle with General Han, it was dusk and the wind was strong, and the Han soldiers were surrounded by Khan. Khan couldn't fight the Han soldiers alone, so he rode hundreds of times alone with Zhuang and fled around the northwest of Han. Han soldiers can't catch up at night. They arrested and beheaded all the 9,000-level soldiers and sent them back to Zhao Xincheng, Yanshan in the north. When Khan walked alone, his soldiers often fought with the Han army and followed Khan. Shan Yu didn't get along with the public for a long time, but you Wang Guli thought that Shan Yu was dead, but Shan Yu became independent. It's really simple to restore popularity. Right Valley is to count and return to the original position. "It can be seen that the branch did not die in this battle. Yi Zhixie died later than the genius general Huo Qubing. His reign was *** 13 years, and he died in 1 14 years BC. After his death, his son Uvili became Khan. As the first traitor theory in the history of our country, the theory of the Bank of China was given to the old man Khan and his relatives by a eunuch, but the Bank of China said that he didn't want to go to Xiongnu, so Han forced him to go. The Bank of China said, "I must do my own thing and be a Han patient. "BOC said that he told Wendi when he left, but Wendi still let him go, so he really betrayed the Han Dynasty and became a veteran of the Xiongnu three dynasties. However, he only served the old Khan and the monarch and minister Khan, and died a few years after Xie ascended the throne. Therefore, it is impossible for Xie to give advice. See historical records. Xiongnu biography. Jin Ridi is not a prince, but Jin Ridi in the prince's play was originally called Jin Ridi, which is wrong. His golden surname was personally given by Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, because he got the golden man who offered sacrifices to heaven by King Xiutu. King Hugh Tu is his father. In the spring of the second year of Emperor founding ceremony of the Han Dynasty (12 1), the court sent Huo Qubing, a general in title of generals in ancient times, to take Wan Ren out of Longxi, climb over Yanqi Mountain for more than a thousand miles, cut off the right arm of Xiongnu, seize the evil prince, and seize the admirer of Xiutu King. In summer, Juyan and Xiaoyue attacked Xie Hun and Xiutu Wang in Qilian Mountain, which made them suffer a heavy blow. In the autumn of the same year, Xiongnu Khan repeatedly defeated the Han army because of the evil king of Xiongnu, causing tens of thousands of casualties. He was furious and wanted to summon the evil king of Xiongnu. The evil king of Xiongnu persuaded the earth-repairing king to surrender to Han. However, Xiutu Wang did not suffer much because of his department. I don't think Khan will kill him and then go back on his word. The evil Xiongnu king killed King Xiutu, and more than 40,000 of his people surrendered to Han. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty named the evil king of Xiongnu as a prince. Rihao was killed by his father and had nowhere to go. He, his mother and his younger brother Lun went to the Han Dynasty with the evil Xiongnu king and were placed on a horse raised in Huangmen. He is only 14 years old. In the play, he became the younger brother of an evil concubine, the mother of the Han people, and his identity was completely changed. " Teasing the Hungarian ambassador "is actually the story of Cao Cao. The audience who have seen The Romance of the Three Kingdoms naturally know that this is the story of Cao Cao, and the original state of the story is as follows: "Wu Wei will be an envoy of Xiongnu, and his appearance is not good, but he is not far from the country, so let Cui Daizhi make his own bed. Then the spy asked, "What about Wang Wei? The Xiongnu messenger replied: "Wang Wei is very elegant; However, grasping a knife by the bed is a hero. Wei Wu heard about this and came to the ambassador. " (Shi Shuo Xin Yu Rong Zhi) But this is just a legend. In the Tang Dynasty, Liu Zhiji argued its falsehood. Li Guang did not die in Li Guang, but committed suicide, nor did he die when Mo Wei appointed him as a former general, but attacked the Huns, lost his way and committed suicide with regret. See Historical Records, Biography of Li Guang, Biography of Han Shu and Li Guang, etc. The story of Wendi's Zhou Yafu Army Liu Xi, which was blocked outside Liu Xijun's camp, was once selected as a middle school Chinese textbook, and the audience should be familiar with it. According to historical records, it was Emperor Wen who was blocked outside the camp of Liu Xi's army, not his son Jing Di. Huns and "Kunlun God" missed each other. In the play, the Huns open their hands from time to time and call for "Kunlun God", as if heaven and man were telepathic, but it is not the case at all. They worship the sun and the moon. Sima Qian recorded that Khan walked out of the camp in the morning and went to worship the rising sun and moon at night. "Han Shu Juan" has the following records: Zan Yue: "Yu Benji said that the river flows out of Kunlun, more than 2,500 miles high, and the sun and the moon avoid hiding as light. Ever since Zhang Qian made a big summer, he has been poor in the original river and looked at the so-called Kunlun Mountain miserably. Therefore, there are mountains and rivers in Kyushu, and the ministers are close. For the sake of "Yu Benji" and "Mountain View", let go! "The river here refers to the Yellow River, and Kunlun should refer to the area where the Yellow River originated. It can be seen that the so-called Kunlun at that time was in the western regions. Xiongnu is far away from the western regions, and the road is very difficult. When Emperor Gaozu proclaimed the Emperor, Xiongnu attacked Wusun State in the Western Regions, and nearly 65,438+10,000 people went there. When they came back, thousands of people were not defeated by Wu Sunbing, but met with a sandstorm on the road. About the three crossings in the historical book "Historical Records of Hengshan Mountain in Huainan": the king of Huainan has a female tomb, wisdom and eloquence. Wang Ailing often gave more money, was awarded the title of Chang 'an, and dated him. In this play, Liu Ling's various infidelities are fictitious. Wei Qing's use of rollers to mobilize samurai troops to rescue drivers is fictitious. In the play, Zhao Xin led the cavalry to attack Ganquan Palace at night through the flying eagle sword after the rebellion. Wei Qing left the front line to rescue the driver without authorization, and mobilized the thirty thousand samurai army that Emperor Wu liked best with a roller. It is a fiction, not a historical fact. Actually, it was fabricated in the play, which caused the contradiction between Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty and Wei Qing.
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