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What are some of the jokes on QQ chat videos and the like?

Sen Linlin: Have you read a book called One Hundred Thousand Whys! I'm the author of that book!

Xiao Qiao Liu Shui: Liar! ~

Sen Lin Lin: No! I promise to God!

Xiaoqiaoliushui: Haha! Are you going to school or working?

Sen Lin Lin: Go to school!

Xiaoqiaoliushui: What school is it?

Sen Lin Lin: I’m at work! ~

Xiao Qiao Liu Shui: Going to work? good! Company?

Sen Lin Lin: No! I go to school!

Xiao Qiao Liu Shui: Are you going to school or working?

Sen Lin Lin: Go to school!

Xiao Qiao Liu Shui: Oh! ~What school!

Sen Lin Lin: I’m at work!

Xiao Qiao Liu Shui: What! I won’t talk to you anymore!

Sen Lin Lin: Okay! ~Tell me something else! I want to keep this a secret!

Xiao Qiao Liu Shui: Okay then! say what! You decide!

Sen Lin Lin: The weather is so nice today!

Xiao Qiao Liu Shui: Yes!

Forest Forest: It’s windy and rainy!

Xiao Qiao Liu Shui: Huh?

Sen Lin Lin: You again! ?

Xiao Qiao Liu Shui: I think talking to you is too tiring!

Sen Lin Lin: Where are you tired?

Xiao Qiao Liu Shui: Brain!

Sen Lin Lin: Impossible! ~

Xiao Qiao Liu Shui: Really!

Sen Lin Lin: My hands are a little tired at most! How can your brain be tired? It’s over! girl! ~Go to the doctor quickly!

Xiaoqiao Liushui: I think you need to see a doctor!

Sen Lin Lin: Why should I see a doctor! My thinking is very clear!

Xiao Qiao Liu Shui: Cut it! I think you are sick!

Sen Lin Lin: How do you know I am sick? Why do you know everything about me? Who are you? Fairy sister?

Xiao Qiao Liu Shui: I am the fairy grandma!

Sen Lin Lin: Huh? good! I decided to kneel at your feet! ~Kiss your feet!

Xiao Qiao Liu Shui: Good grandson! Don't be so polite!

Sen Lin Lin: Before I kiss your feet, can I ask you something?

Xiao Qiao Liu Shui: I will bless you!

Sen Linlin: That’s not the case!

Xiao Qiao Liu Shui: What is that?

Sen Linlin: Can you take some time to wash your feet? There are maggots all over!

Xiao Qiao Liu Shui: I won’t talk to you anymore!

Sen Linlin: Hahahaha! ~~~~~~~~~

Xiao Qiao Liu Shui: What are you laughing at!

Sen Lin Lin: Fairy Grandma, don’t leave! ~You pulled something!

Xiao Qiao Liu Shui: You just pulled something!

Sen Linlin: How did you know that my stomach is not feeling well today! ?

Xiaoqiaoliushui: Bah!

Sen Lin Lin: Okay! ~Pooh me later! ~I took off my socks first! ~

Sen Lin Lin: Okay! Bah! It's better to bet on it more often! ~I take the opportunity to wash my feet with your saliva!

Xiaoqiao Liushui: You...I won’t talk to you anymore! You are so...a gangster!

Forest Forest: **! ~~~~~~~~~You even know my nickname! ~You are so good! It seems we are destined! alright! Let’s be serious

Let’s talk about it! ~

Xiao Qiao Liu Shui: What can you say that is serious! ~Bah! ~

Sen Linlin: Why do you say that to me! ~You know: from acquaintance to present! Your place in my heart! You know this very well

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Xiao Qiao Liu Shui: It seems like we just met!

Sen Linlin: It’s only half an hour! ~Although it is very short! But this time is indeed very fulfilling and meaningful! Right?

Xiao Qiao Liu Shui: What enrichment! ~It’s up to you to bully me!

Sen Lin Lin: Actually you know! ~A boy will bully a girl only if he likes her! <

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Xiao Qiao Liu Shui: Your mouth is very sweet!

Sen Linlin: Haha! It seems you finally understand my feelings! ~

Xiao Qiao Liu Shui: What's on your mind?

Sen Lin Lin: Why do you need to say some things so plainly? Just understand!

Xiaoqiaoliushui: Haha! ~!

Sen Lin Lin: Really! What I said is true! ~You should know very well what you are like in my heart! ~

Xiao Qiao Liu Shui: What kind? ! ~

Sen Lin Lin: In my heart, I now feel that except for you, other girls are just shit!

Xiao Qiao Liu Shui: Don’t talk about others like that! ~I am not as good as you think!

Sen Lin Lin: Really! ~I really think so! ~You are different from others! ~They really look like shit! And you...me

Dear...do you know what is in your heart?

Xiaoqiaoliushui: Haha! ~What is it?

Sen Lin Lin: You are Liang Tuo! ~