A hilarious and meaningful drama

Things related to majors

Act 1:

Wang Lei and Li Yao are junior students at University Both excellent: Wang Lei is the school's candidate for postgraduate study, and Li Yao wins the national scholarship every year. One day, Li Yao and Wang Lei had an argument...

Li Yao walked quickly in front, and Wang Lei trotted behind.

Wang Lei pulled Li Yao, "Wait for me, don't walk so fast."

Li Yao: "Why wait! You promised to watch "Pleasant Goat" with me Yes, why did you suddenly change your mind yesterday?"

Wang Lei: "Didn't I help Gangzi pick up the new students yesterday..." Wang Lei tugged on Li Yao's sleeves, and Li Yao walked to the other side.

Li Yao: "I've been helping him here and there since the beginning of school. It's been two weeks..."

Wang Lei: "Don't say anything", facing the audience "He took 13 courses last semester and failed six and a half. By the way, do you know what six and a half is?" Xiaobu walked towards Li Yao.

Li Yao: "Fuck you!" Walk over again. Wang Lei pretended to be in pain,

Li Yao: "Does it hurt?"

Wang Lei: "Uh, I don't dare to feel pain!"

Wang Lei: "I can only help He’s recruiting new people and doing interviews, so he has to take a make-up exam!”

Li Yao: “Huh! I don’t care, tell me what to do!”

Wang Lei: “That’s right, you. Didn't you ask me to count the stars with you? It's so sunny today, why don't you go now?" Li Yao: "Huh! With your IQ, you should count the moon!" Wang Lei shook Li Yao's arm.

Gangzi comes on stage. (He is wearing a suit and tie, shorts, and slippers)

Gangzi: "Cough! Cough! What are you two doing?"

Wang Lei quickly let go Open Li Yao and point at Gangzi.

Li Yao: "It wasn't because of you that he didn't watch "Pleasant Goat" with me yesterday." She rolled her eyes at Wang Lei. Wang Lei scratched his head in embarrassment.

Gangzi: "Ah! You also like to watch it. Which episode was it in yesterday?"

Li Yao: "Are you embarrassed to say it?" Wang Lei gave Li Yao his hand Fanning the wind, he said: "Calm down, calm down..."

Wang Lei: "By the way, didn't you go and skip the exam? Why did you come back so soon?"

Gangzi: "I can do it quickly!" With a proud expression, "I prepared three copies of cheat sheets, three copies!"

Li Yao asked curiously: "Where are they?"

Gangzi smiled mysteriously: "Hmm~ Hehehe~" He rolled up his shorts and put a piece of paper on his leg. He rolled up his sleeves and put a piece of paper on his arm. He took off his hat again and there was a piece of paper on it. The pieces of paper are obviously cheat sheets.

Wang Lei: "I should be able to pass this time!"

Gangzi: "Passed?~~I can't pass!"

Li Yao: "This is the 13th subject, can't you pass it?"

Gangzi: "Today's make-up test is advanced mathematics, and I brought English cheat sheets!"

Wang Lei : "What are you going to do? Dressed so sharply? And you also brought a red scarf? It really looks like this!" The first photo of Brother Sharp appeared on the PPT.

Li Yao: "No, it should be this!" A second picture appeared on the PPT.

Gangzi: "What a vision! I obviously did it this way!" The third picture of Brother Sharp appeared on the PPT.

Gangzi: "Relax, I'm going to the Literary and Art Department of the 'Freedom Association' for an interview. Every day I sing a song in our playground!"

Li Yao: "So you're the one crying and howling in the playground every day!"

Gangzi: "You want to hear it again, don't you? No need to explain, I understand!" (Singing the Sea)

Li Yao hit Wang Lei, "You are so promising, stop singing!"

Wang Lei: "Yes! Stop singing, you are the only one who sings this bad song, with your disfigured face, wearing You look like a rag picker, and besides, you failed so many subjects..."

Gangzi: "Oh! Don't mention this, do you know what is the most painful thing about college students?" /p>

The two shook their heads.

Gangzi: "Make up the exam! Then do you know what is the most painful thing for college students?"

The two shook their heads again.

Gangzi: "Every day..."

Wang Lei said to Gangzi: "Make up the exam!"

Gangzi: "Yes, make up the exam every day!"

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Li Yao: "But the students in your class are all doing very well!"

Gangzi: "NO, NO, NO, you don't understand the situation! My class Of the 42 people, 41 don’t want to have anything to do with physics in the future!”

Wang Lei: “Isn’t there another one?”

Gangzi: “That’s it! I haven’t thought about it yet!”

Li Yao: “No matter what, as science students, we must be down-to-earth and do our duty...”

Gangzi: “Science students ? ! Science students just "look up at the bright moon and lower their heads to do their homework". "When my relatives and friends in Luoyang asked me, they said I was doing my homework." , continue to do homework in the next life, do homework, do homework, do science students dare to do anything else?"

Wang Lei: "You only know how to complain. Do you know what is the most important thing in science school? ”

Gangzi opened his clothes and had the word “lonely” on his chest. Said: "Loneliness."

Li Yao: "Gangzi, do you know what is the most important thing for us to be science students?"

Gangzi opened the back of his clothes and it said He said "Patience" and said: "Patience!"

Gangzi: "Okay, I'm going for an interview." He turned around and said to himself: "I heard that there are many freshmen girls today. ...But I have a girlfriend, but... my girlfriend and my little sister are obviously different!" Wang Lei responded after listening to Gangzi's words. At the end,

Wang Lei: "Yes! Of course it's different!" He turned to look at Li Yao. Li Yao clapped her hands with a paper tube.

Li Yao: "Why is it different?"

Wang Lei: "No... no..." Li Yao chased Wang Lei to the end.

Second scene:

Gangzi is disheveled in the dormitory, playing his game intoxicatedly. He wears half-sleeves on his upper body but no buttons, shorts on his lower body, and his feet Put on slippers, cross your legs, hold a lollipop in your mouth. The phone rang. He pressed the speakerphone impatiently and heard a girl's voice.

"You broke your promise again. Have you forgotten what you promised me?"

Gangzi: "Oh, wait a minute, I will search on Baidu. If Baidu can't find it, I'll try it on the dog, don't worry, there's nothing I can't find..."

"You're here again. Do you know that my mother's birthday is today?"

Just now? Zi: "I'll search it on Baidu!"

"You make me incomprehensible!!!"

Gangzi: "I'll search it on Baidu!"

"Haha ...You have changed, let’s break up!”

Gangzi: “I’ll check it out... Hey, hey, hey!”

Girl! Hang up the phone.

Gangzi: "Holy shit, I was rejected for the 8th time in the interview yesterday. My little sister didn't like me and didn't tell me, and I fell out of love again. What could be more unfortunate?"

Just as Gangzi sat down, the phone rang again. Gangzi quickly answered the call, "Hey! Xiaolin, I'm wrong, I'm wrong, okay..."

"What are you doing? I'm not Xiaolin! It’s me, Wang Lei!”

Gangzi: “Oh, Brother Lei, what’s the matter?”

“The student department just informed me that you failed all 13 subjects in the make-up exam. . You are going to be repeated.

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Gangzi: “Oh, I’ll go!” Which angel sister have I offended? All kinds of troubles have come to me! Love so much! "

"You...you...ok, I won't argue with you, arguing with you will insult my IQ! By the way, auntie is here to see you today. She will be there in a minute! "

Gangzi said in surprise: "My mother? She...what is she here for? "

"You still have the nerve to say it? ! You didn't go home for the entire summer vacation, and you didn't even make a phone call. Wasn't she worried that something might happen to you? "

Gangzi: "How old am I? Besides, what can happen to me as a grown man? I do want something to happen, but the premise is that I have something, but even if I have something, with my appearance, who wants to have anything happen to me? "

"What, what to drink? I don't care. When auntie arrives, I will take her directly to your dormitory. Clean up your pig nest! Beep - beep - beep -"

Gangzi looked at his phone and frowned. Suddenly he took a photo of his phone and continued his DOTA career.

(Turn off the light , Angry Birds game video and music appear on the screen)

“Dong dong dong! "Gangzi stood up and opened the door, and Wang Lei took Gangzi's mother into the house.

Wang Lei: "Auntie, please come in, this is Gangzi's pig den, oh, no, dog kennel, oh no, no, Bedroom! ”

Wang Lei: “Gangzi, Auntie is here!” "

Gangzi didn't even look at it, "Oh. "Continue playing his game.

Wang Lei came to Gangzi and lowered his voice and said to him: "What are you doing? Is this the attitude? "

Gangzi didn't raise his head, "Sit down wherever you want. "

The mother took two steps and said, "Xiao Gang? "

Gangzi did not respond and continued playing the game.

The mother raised her voice and called him: "Xiao Gang? ”

Gangzi: “Oh, what are you doing?” Heard it! "

Mother (panicked): "Oh, oh, it's okay. You are busy. I just want to ask you if everything is okay? "

Gangzi: "It's just Moji, don't you see it? Well done! "

Mother: "That's good, that's good...then your study..."

Gangzi: "I told you that you can understand!"

Wang Lei couldn't stand it anymore and pushed Gangzi: "Auntie, you came all the way here just to see your face?" "

Gangzi suddenly stood up, glared at Wang Lei and said, "You don't have to worry about my family's affairs! After saying that, he quickly walked out. Wang Lei was about to chase him out, but Gangzi's mother stopped him and said, "There's no need to chase him." He feels... wronged..."

The mother wiped the corners of her eyes, and then said: "I feel relieved to see that he is fine, Xiaolei, Xiaogang, please take care of him more, study. Please help him more. "

Wang Lei: "Auntie, what are you talking about? We grew up together, so don't worry! "

Mother "I won't stay here either. There was still life at home, so I went back. ”

Wang Lei: “Auntie, please stay here today. I have arranged the train to go back tomorrow morning.” ”

Wang Lei helps Gangzi’s mother to exit.

(Light off)

Act 3:

At the train station, Wang Lei accompanies Gangzi's mother walked in front, and Gangzi followed behind. When the three of them stopped, the mother said: "Xiao Gang, mom will go back first. You take care of yourself. Don't be in a hurry with your studies. Take your time." I asked others about it, and they said that your major is actually quite good, so study hard. "Li Yao ran over with a piece of bread and a bottle of water in her hand, and handed it to Gangzi's mother, "Auntie, you haven't eaten anything so early, please eat the bread!" "The mother took the bread, looked at it, walked to Gangzi, and said: "Xiao Gang, you got up early in the morning, eat the bread! ”

Gangzi didn’t take it and turned around.

My mother took a step forward and said, "Eat it. You have been in poor health since you were a child. How can you do without breakfast..."

Gangzi knocked it out of his mother's hand. She picked up the bread and yelled: "I won't eat it if I tell you not to! Are you annoyed?" The mother was stunned for a moment, then slowly walked to the place where the bread fell on the ground, picked up the bread, and squatted there crying. Li Yao stepped forward to help her.

Wang Lei grabbed Gangzi and slapped him, yelling at him: "Do you still have a conscience? Your aunt came all the way to see you, and you treat her like this? She has raised you alone since you were a child. , you are still angry at her for not getting your filial piety?”

Gangzi yelled: “I thought everything would be fine when I grow up, just learn from me?” I want to learn and do what I want to do. I like art so much, but she asked me to study physics and said I could be a teacher in the future. Now I am in a place I am not comfortable with, studying a major I don’t like. , who of you can understand that feeling? "Squat down.

At this time, my mother came over and said with a choked voice: "Xiao Gang, let me apologize to you first." After that, she knelt down. Wang Lei and Li Yao rushed to help their mother, but were pushed away by her mother.

My mother said: "I am from the country and have never seen the world. I just want you to be safe and sound. Mom knows that you like to study art. When you were a child, your favorite song was, 'Mom is the only one in the world.'" Well, a child with a mother is like a treasure. It costs so much money to study art. Mom has borrowed everything she can and begged for everything she can. Mom is useless. Mom is sorry for you and delaying your future..."

Gangzi: "Mom——"

Mother: "Mom is not afraid of being tired. She can work several jobs a day. Mom really wants you to pursue your ideals. Mom really couldn't afford such a large amount of tuition. When you were born, your father went out to work. Do you know what he did? He went to carry coal in an illegal coal mine. He said there was a lot of money there, but he didn’t want to, and he never came back after the landslide..."

Gangzi: "Mom, stop talking, I am too willful, I will study hard, I will You must study hard!"

Wang Lei and Li Yao stepped forward to help the two of them, and everyone left.

(PPT: Taking into account Gangzi’s special situation, the school hired specialized teachers and classmates with good grades to give him extra lessons. Gangzi himself also studied hard, and after a year of hard work, he got better grades. After completing the courses, the recruitment work for the second year...)

The fourth act:

Wang Lei, Li Yao and Gangzi recruited new students together, Wang Lei Walking in front, Li Yao and Gangzi followed in turn.

Wang Lei: "There are obviously more freshmen this year than in previous years. Our task is heavy enough!"

Li Yao: "That's because the country's good policies have allowed many poor people to All the children in the area can afford to go to school."

Gangzi: "Yes! Let's get to work!"

The three of them sat down and sorted out the information. At this time, a man ran up who was wearing a team uniform top upside down, shorts of different colors, slippers on his feet, a strip on his head that said "You must pass every test", and "Determined not to give up" on his chest, and ran onto the field. . I dropped one of my slippers on the way, so I slapped my watch on the table and went back to pick up the slippers. Holding it in his hand, he returned to the table to talk to Wang Lei. At this time, Wang Lei covered his mouth with one hand and pushed him with the other.

"Brother Lei, Brother Lei, this is the registration list for new students that I am responsible for. Please help me get it done while I go to make up the exam. Today I have to make up three subjects!"

Then he smiled weirdly, "I prepared 9 cheat sheets, 9 different cheat sheets! By the way, I'm going to call them and ask them to save a seat for me." Picking up the slippers, he realized that he had picked them up by mistake, but He smiled and said, "Yeah! Put the cheat sheet here!"

Took out the phone, put on his shoes, and shouted: "Hey! Take a seat for me, take a good seat, damn Wall!" End.

Li Yao pushed Wang Lei with her elbow and said, "Do you feel familiar?"

Wang Lei leaned forward and said, "How can they be so similar?"

Gangzi pretended to be confused and said: "What are you doing? What are you looking at me for? I have become a good man now! I am like this now!" A picture of Obama and Brother Sharp shaking hands appeared on the PPT.

At this time, a freshman came to report. Look left and right.

Wang Lei: "Freshman, sign up here!"

Freshman: "Oh!" While filling out the form, he asked Wang Lei: "Senior, you really can tell at a glance Am I a freshman?"

Wang Lei: "Yes, you can tell by your mental outlook and the bag you carry."

Freshman: " But yesterday on the train, a 5-year-old child called me aunt! "Okay, fill it out!" Li Yao handed her a form and said: "Those who study physics, go to the senior to get it!" Your key!"

Xinsheng: "Oh! Thank you!"

I got a form from Li Yao and came to Gangzi.

Gangzi: "This is your dormitory key. Your dormitory is in dormitory 11, dormitory 525."

Freshman: "Thank you, senior! Senior, my math is not Very good. I’m afraid I’ll struggle in this computer science major!”

Gangzi: “It’s okay. Professionalism is one thing. The most important thing is yourself. Remember, as long as you work hard, the hammer will sharpen you.” As long as the hoe is wielded well, there is no corner that cannot be dug down."

Freshman: "But I heard that there was a student in our school who failed six and a half of the 13 subjects. Who was it? Ah? Do you know?"

Gangzi said awkwardly: "Um...well...I..." Wang Lei and Li Yao said loudly at the same time: "We heard about it too. ! Right, Gangzi!”

Gangzi: “Didn’t you say it’s easy?” Then he said, “Majoring is not what you think. Studying hard is the best!"

The four of them walked to the stage.

Gangzi: "There are no bad majors, only students who don't work hard; there is no knowledge that cannot be learned, only indulging oneself in laziness! Four years of college time is fleeting, I hope everyone:"

Four people said in unison: "Seize the good times and realize your ideals in life!"