The shortest and funniest joke in the world, the most popular joke for girls

The chimpanzee accidentally stepped on the gibbon's poop.

After the gibbon gently and carefully cleaned it,

they fell in love.

When someone asked how they got together,

the chimpanzee said with emotion: "Ape dung! It's all ape dung!"

In the morning I I can’t eat because I miss you;

I can’t eat at noon because I miss you even more;

I can’t eat at night because I miss you crazily;

I can’t eat at night because I miss you crazily;

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I couldn't sleep at night because I was hungry after not eating all day

In the accounting class, the teacher asked a few questions, and the students' answers were not ideal. The teacher said unhappily: "Concept It's so bad, how can I be qualified for accounting work in the future, let alone be a boss?" Unexpectedly, a girl said: "I can be the boss's wife." The whole class burst into laughter. Suddenly another girl's voice came: "You can also be the boss's wife."

A man was looking for his dog in the park, and later found that his dog was doing errands with a girl's dog. Looking at the blushing girl. The man said provocatively: I can do something like that too! Just listen to the girl saying embarrassedly: Then...then you just try it. That's your bitch anyway.