What are the classic shaking jokes?

1. When I was in the lowest valley of my life, my mother said to me, "Son, even if everyone gives up on you, don't give up on yourself, okay?" I was moved to answer, "I know." Then, my mother turned to my father and said, "He knows. Let's go."

2. "I'm so scared that one day you will suddenly stop loving me."

"Fool, what are you thinking? When did I love you? "

"My wife has been missing for more than 24 hours," I said anxiously on the phone. "She said she went out to buy food early yesterday morning, but she hasn't come home yet. I almost collapsed. Please bring me some food in your fast food restaurant. "

I said to my mother, "I'm tired of eating at home every day." Why don't we go out for dinner today? " Mom thought about it and nodded her head. Then he gave me a bowl of rice and let me eat it alone in the yard outside.

I have a crush on a girl for a long time. I asked her out to the movies yesterday and found that I didn't have any money. Fortunately, as usual, she didn't go to the appointment.