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Look at the picture and write. Why is the white rabbit crying?
There is a little white rabbit named Elizabeth in Tu Tu village. It always cries when it's okay. 365 days a year, it can cry for 360 days. Its tears can drown the house. It cries to the fish tank every day, and the fish are drowned.
Once he lost his carrot, he cried at home. Once, Elizabeth was spanked by her mother. She cried her ass up, and her friends laughed at her. That time, it went to the supermarket to buy delicious food. When the money is not enough, don't give money to others. The police took Elizabeth to the police station in Tu Tu Village. She thought of her parents and flooded the police station in tears, so the police had to let her go home.
In this way, the little white rabbit Elizabeth cried day after day, year after year, and her eyes were red.
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