What joke is it to let passengers carrying detonators get on the bus quickly?

Attention, passengers, train 3838438 from the United States of America to Iraq is about to leave. Please take other people's luggage, take other people's wives, carry inflammable and explosive articles as much as possible, and light them in crowded places to contribute to family planning. You can throw the peels and scraps of paper everywhere, and you can also try to stick your arms and head out of the window, so it will be solved at once. Your phlegm can be spit in other people's faces, and other people's phlegm can be spit in your mouth, so that protein can fully absorb it. Because there is no brake, the train can only stop if it hits an object. When you feel your head is on your feet and your feet are on your head, you will reach the destination-heaven!