What's the funny joke? . Must be super funny ~ ~ ~

1) steamed stuffed bun and noodle steamed stuffed bun were beaten with noodles, but the steamed stuffed bun was beaten out of the water by noodles because of too much meat, so when leaving, I left a sentence for noodles:' Don't go, I'll call my partner to teach you a lesson'. The steamed stuffed bun went to make an appointment for fried buns, steamed bread, bread and so on. I was going to find the noodle theory and met instant noodles on the way. Steamed buns and others then surrounded the instant noodles and were beaten. The steamed stuffed bun replied: Noodles, don't think that I can't recognize you when I perm my hair! After the instant noodles were hit by the sea, I felt very unhappy, so I joined hands with rice noodles, oolong noodles, Japanese soba noodles and zhajiang noodles to get back at the steamed stuffed bun. Unexpectedly, I met steamed buns on the road. Instant noodles means watching carefully for a while and saying, brothers, let's go! Instant noodles are flat or even harder. After squashing the steamed bread, the people left. Later, someone asked instant noodles and said, you just hit so hard that we didn't know you hated him so much. Instant noodles said: I wanted to have a little K, but I didn't expect him to be cute and wear children's clothes ... the more I thought about it, the more angry I became. The more I think about it, the angrier I get after eating the steamed stuffed bun with instant noodles. Because I wanted to open a continuation booth, I went to look for steamed buns with everyone. I didn't want to fall down on the road and meet the cut steamed buns. Wow! Instant noodles were furious and took the lead in beating them, which made everyone feel a little miserable. Everyone pulled the instant noodles away and asked them, "Why are you so angry?" Instant noodles said, "It's too much. Pretending to be cute is enough. Give me back my hair ... "After learning why I was beaten, Shantou ... felt very wronged ... so they told the vegetable bag, bean paste bag, fried bag and pickled cabbage bag ... You stay here. Let's go and get a perm ... They were angry and went to get even with instant noodles ... On the way, they met rice noodles ... so they repaired them severely ... When they left, they said,' Dude! ! It is said that after the last steamed stuffed bun was beaten by noodles, I was depressed enough, so I found steamed buns, colorful treasures, fried dumplings, soup dumplings and other packages to eat hot pot to remove mold. As soon as I entered the door, I saw Flammulina velutipes. The Bao family beat Flammulina velutipes indiscriminately, leaving a sentence: "Don't think that I can't recognize you if you wear a hat! "Speaking of noodles and steamed stuffed buns, the two ethnic groups have deep grievances. Both sides often fight if they don't like it. One day, a group of noodle people were wandering on the road and saw barbecued pork buns alone. When enemies meet, they are particularly jealous. Without further ado, he remembered the feud between instant noodles and others before, and gave the barbecued pork bun a good beating, shouting while playing ... "Give me a good beating, don't let him go because he vomited blood! ! "The poor barbecued pork bun was covered in blood and went to the steamed bread for help. In a rage, the steamed stuffed bun went to fight with red bean cake and mung bean cake. When the war is on the verge, everyone will flee. I saw French fries leisurely pressing the road. Without saying anything, the group slapped the French fries. The steamed stuffed bun was still angry, so he mended his feet and said, "If you hit someone, go shopping in glittering clothes!" "I owe you a foot! Keep calling me. " After saying that the French fries were beaten, I felt really unreasonable, so I went to his good friend, Banana Bar, to complain. Hearing this, Banana Strip thought that the noodle maker was dragging down the French fries, so he went to Daoxiao Noodles, Lamian Noodles and Hollow Powder to find a place for the steamed stuffed bun. I didn't expect to meet meatballs on the way. These noodle families are red and white, so they can't get up on the ground. When he left, Banana Strip left a message, "Don't come out and be seen by me unless you practice invisibility next time. Translucent buns will be found soon! " In other words, noodles and steamed buns are constantly fighting in the street. It made many innocent passers-by suffer greatly and even became a part of the war. On this day, the two ethnic groups, noodles and steamed bread, fought in the streets again. I saw an innocent passerby being attacked by both sides at the same time, which aroused the sympathy of many onlookers ... Passerby A: "What's the matter?" Why do the two sides join hands to hit a passerby? " Passerby B: "I heard that it is because that person's posture is ambiguous." Passerby A: "Is it so serious?" Passerby B: "No way, who called him" noodles "and" bags "? "It is said that the quarrel between steamed stuffed bun and noodles is getting deeper and deeper. Whenever two factions take to the streets to seek revenge, pedestrians should avoid it. One day, the noodle family was pressing the road. Spaghetti saw the steamed bread across the street. " Don't go if you have the courage! "Rushed across the street and beat up steamed bread with all the brothers. The dying steamed bread said, "Why did you ... why did you hit me?" The spaghetti replied mercilessly, "Do you think I won't recognize you if you go for plastic surgery? Dead steamed bun