Chasing girls' jokes

"What sword?"

"Look at that sword! )"

2. Once upon a time, when my dough was in trouble, I asked my good friend meatballs for help. As soon as the meatball beats its chest, it says, you can wrap it on me! So there was jiaozi.

3. Luo Guanzhong said, "I'm talking about history!"

Chen Shou said, "I'm telling the truth!"

The emperor said, "In fact, I am history!" "

The archaeologist said: "The truth of history is about to be revealed!"

The educator dressed up and said, "Students should buy the latest 20 12 history textbook!"

4. The girl secretly recorded the voice of the boy she secretly loves and set it as an alarm in the early morning, so that every day it seems to be woken up by him personally, she thought happily. So a week later, she didn't like him anymore. ...

Today, I played games in the Internet cafe. After watching me for a long time, a pupil next to me asked, Big Brother, why are you playing games so hard? I said silently: probably because I don't have a girlfriend.