Xiehouyu funny homophonic joke! There should be at least five answers to the above two questions.

Homophonic xiehouyu

Confucius was moved-all lost (book)

Tofu mixed with green onions-stir-fried tofu with two white pickles-the word (salt) comes first.

Nephew plays lanterns-as usual, lime is stuck in (uncle's) mouth-white said (brush)

Twelve hours accounts for three words-Gong E, 18 years old, exhausted-enjoying happiness (thinking of her husband) and losing a penny-the long-heard moonlight (nine articles) and fifteen-a lot (bright).

Mulberry leaves in October-who will pay attention to you, (the best way to deal with smoke bombs)

The 80-year-old woman yawned-looking at the endless walnuts in August-crowded with people (benevolence) wearing a string of 800 copper coins-out of tune (hanging) asking Chongyang on the eighth day of September-fast (nine) three bodhisattvas hall-wonderful (temple)

Three-foot ladder-not to mention (eaves) (deeply touched by many topics) 30 cents plus 10 cents-fashion (40 cents)

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Homophonic joke

A village will watch it because it is homophonic. The village chief said, "Rabbit and shrimp, don't burn melons, pickles are too expensive." Comrades and villagers, don't talk. Let's have a meeting now. The host said, "Sausage, please speak with pickles." (Now, please speak to the township head. The township head said, "Rabbits, shrimps and dogs all ate today, and everyone is a turtle." Comrades and villagers, we are full today. Let's all use big bowls. )

A foreign girl married to China. When eating breakfast, I was pointed out that I can't eat fried dough sticks: "Dip it."

She stood up at once and was told, "Take a dip!"

Confused, she said indignantly, "Let me eat standing up. I have stood up. Where should I stand? "

A foreigner came to China and gave himself a China name, Mao Wei. He is looking for a job in China. He came to a company and a man asked him, "What's your last name?" He replied, "My last name is Wei." "Wei what?" "Why? Why am I surnamed Wei? Needless to say? " One day, a rich man wanted to buy a car, but he hesitated because there was no Geely license plate number in the garage. The owner of the car dealership came over and said with a smile, "This license plate is good, 00544 (let me try), and no one dares to mess around, right?" !

The rich man was moved and bought the car at once, but something happened the next day. The rich man got off the bus angrily, thinking that you would dare to hit this car, but as soon as he got off the bus, he left in despair. The other party's original license plate is 44944 (just try it).