How to choke someone to death with just one sentence?

A classic that chokes people to death in one sentence!

1. "Can oranges taste like apples?!"

My wife loves to eat fruits. Once when we were walking home, my wife insisted on buying several kilograms of apples to take back. , I said don’t buy it, there are still oranges at home. My wife responded with a very annoying sentence: "Can oranges taste like apples?!"

3. "I don't know him well, I haven't had a drink with him."

Once I was chatting with a big brother in my work unit and when we talked about singers, I asked him: "You should know Jay Chou, right?" The big brother shook his head and said, "I'm not very familiar with him. I haven't had a drink with him." I was speechless.

4. "My pocket is cleaner than my face."

When I was in school, I once overspent on living expenses, so I borrowed money from my classmates in the same dormitory. My classmates didn't tell me Do you want to borrow it? He smiled at me and asked, "Do you think my face is clean?" I looked at it carefully and said, "It's not dirty, it's quite clean." The classmate smiled and said, "My face is clean." Cleaner than your face."

6. "Do you want more?" "You mean your face?"

There are two people who pick up garbage in my neighborhood. Because of the quarrel over scraps, if you go out in the morning and throw out garbage bags, I guarantee that before you reach the trash can, one of them will come up to you and take the garbage bag from your hand. You may even be holding an unfinished drink bottle in your hand. He will rush up to you and ask: "Do you still want it?" Very annoying. One time, my neighbor and I passed by their property. A man came up and pointed at the unfinished Coke bottle in the neighbor's hand and asked, "Do you want more?" My neighbor stared and said, "What are you talking about about your face?!" The man walked away dejectedly.