Joke stories about eating goods

Complete works of jokes and stories about eating goods

1、? Healthy? What is the antonym of? Most people think of it? Die? Eating food is not what you think. What do people think? Cooked? .

My friend asked me to recommend a popular science writer. One of them is physics and mathematics. His name is Zhang. ?

? Is it fried with mushrooms?

? No, it's cream coconut. ?

My friend sent me an expensive cup of coffee. I just made a cup and took the opportunity to educate my brother. Life is like this cup of coffee. You smell sweet, but I taste bitter. ?

The younger brother said: Brother, you smell the fragrance and I'll have coffee. ?

4. I am a foodie. I usually eat whatever I see.

My mother said that she was twins when she was pregnant with me, and then she gave birth to me somehow.

I quarreled with my wife today and ignored me for a day. In the evening, I coaxed him At first, the reason was invalid, but later, the effect of admitting mistakes and apologizing was average. I'm in a hurry: Baby bought you trotters with sauce!

A: Two!

Well, it's better to talk so much than two sauced pig's feet!

6. I bought peanuts to eat with my roommate today. When I saw that one of them was bad, I put it aside. I didn't expect my roommate to just stop eating.

Me: Shit, that's terrible!

Chihuo: I know, I just want to eat it and see if it is really broken, otherwise it will be wasted.

Me: Isn't that good?

Chihuo: Not bad. Can eat.

7. The young couple at the next table suddenly quarreled, and then my forehead was smashed by a flying braised pork chops. As a foodie, I suddenly got angry and shouted at them: Mom, Dan. I dare you to choose meat! ?

8. I want to find someone to fall in love with, just because the' rice' in some places is not suitable for a person to eat, especially those activities with half price for the second time. It is hard to let go of eating and eating!

9. I had dinner with a very familiar customer yesterday and ordered steak.

There were two steaks when they served them. Customer:? You can't eat so much by yourself! ?

Me:? I can eat. I can eat. ?

He said flatly:? Can't eat! ?

I also strongly reply:? I can eat. ?

My colleague rolled his eyes at me: you are stupid! He means give him a piece! ?

I also returned a supercilious look: you are stupid! I won't give it! ?

10, a young man sleeps at night and grinds his teeth. He was depressed, so he asked his friend what to do.

A foodie friend replied:? You, put some soybeans in your mouth before going to bed, and you will have soy milk to drink early the next morning. ?

In chemistry class, the teacher asked: Do you know how to distinguish flour from starch?

The deskmate replied:? See which one can take jiaozi. ?

The teacher glared at him mercilessly and asked again? Do you know how to distinguish wine from vinegar?

Still my deskmate, he stood up and said loudly: Dip in jiaozi. ?

12, let's go to eat! I'll take you, you get the money. Help yourself to whatever you want, and I'll show you.

13, many people praised the rain, but they still held up their umbrellas.

Many people sing praises to the sun, but still wear sunscreen.

Now a large group of girls say they want to lose weight, but they continue to eat vegetables.

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14, "Happy?" Food "There are fish in the north, called Kun, which is as big as cooking grilled fish thousands of miles away and can eat tens of thousands of people.

Become a bird. Its name is Peng. Peng's back is thousands of miles away. If its wings fall from the sky and are made into roasted wings, it can feed hundreds of millions of people.

In ancient times, there was a big tree, eight thousand years old was spring, and eight thousand years old was autumn. With a chisel in his left hand and an axe in his right hand, Pangu cut down a big Toona sinensis and turned it into firewood, grilled fish and roasted chicken wings.

15, the fat man said to his girlfriend: Baby, it's so hot, I want to eat you. ?

Girlfriend ashamed way:? It's hot, but how can you eat this baby?

The fat man wiped her sweat and said, because you are a sweaty baby now! ?

15, I'm sorry that the fish I raised for more than half a year died. I think I must give it a grand funeral and bury it underground, lest the cat dig it out; Water burial, afraid of being caught by crabs. . .

On second thought, I decided to cremate it, so I brought firewood and a lighter. Who knows, the more special it is, the more fragrant it is. . . Forget it, eat it and bury it! ! !

16, human potential is really infinite. For example, if you think you are full at night, and now someone invites you to barbecue, you can still eat dozens of skewers.

17, what is your personal feeling? Are you my little apple? 、? Are you my marshmallow? Lyrics like this are not sincere at all, and are inferior in weight and taste. Are you my crayfish? 、? You are my sauce trotters? Come true.

18, no. . Me. . . I really can't do this anymore.

She sobbed and buried her face in her hands. I patted her on the shoulder to encourage her. You can do it. . . Be sure to hold on! Have you forgotten the oath we made together? This is a buffet for 200 people! ?

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