Jokes about Teachers' Day

1, Teachers' Day is coming, and students are sending flowers to their favorite teachers.

Almost everyone received red roses, but Professor Wang only received a bunch of carnations. He stood on the stairs with this bunch of carnations and shouted, "I am ugly, should I get carnations?" After shouting, he looked down the corridor and found the old headmaster with gray hair and beard staring at him blankly with a bunch of bigger carnations.

2. When the school bell rang, the teacher said, "I'll take a minute of your time and say one thing. Tomorrow is Teachers' Day. Students should give gifts to their teachers, not buy them outside. There are many new goods in the school cafeteria, and everything is ready. "

The next day, the students gave their teachers holiday gifts, including flowers, chocolates, small toys and mobile phone recharge cards ... There were too many gifts, and the teacher smiled from ear to ear. What impressed the teacher the most were three students who sent notebooks, pencils and erasers.

The teacher asked the monitor Zhao, "Where did you buy the notebook?"

Monitor Zhao replied: "In the school cafeteria."

"Why did you give the teacher a notebook?"

"Let the teacher write down the shortcomings of the students so that the teacher can help us in a targeted manner." The teacher nodded in agreement.

The teacher then asked Qian Qianwei, "Where did you buy your pencil?"

Qian Weixue replied: "In the school cafeteria."

"Why did you give the teacher a pencil?"

"It is convenient for teachers to take notes, and mistakes can be corrected." The teacher pondered for a while, nodded and agreed.

The teacher finally asked Xiaoming, "Why did you give the teacher an eraser?"

Xiao Ming replied, "I asked the teacher to erase my shortcomings in your notebook."

The teacher asked a little angrily, "Where did you buy the eraser?" Is it also the school canteen? "

Xiao Ming replied, "No, I asked my mother for it."

"Why not buy it in the school cafeteria?"

"Because I'm afraid of you ... I'm afraid you'll turn around and go back."