Are there any jokes about the Monkey King?

Four priests Tang traveled by plane. The plane crashed on the way, but there were only three parachutes.

So, the Tang Priest said, let's answer the question, and jump if we can't answer it.

Tang Priest: Wukong, how many suns are there in the sky?

Wukong: One.

Tang Priest: OK, here you are.

Tang Priest: Friar Sand, how many moons are there in the sky?

Friar Sand: One.

Tang Priest: OK, I'll give you one, too.

Bajie on the side is so happy, such a simple question.

Tang Priest: Bajie, how many stars are there in the sky?

....

Bajie jumped.

Soon, the four of them flew to travel again. There was another plane crash on the way, and there were still only three parachutes.

They went on answering questions.

Tang Priest: Wukong, when was People's Republic of China (PRC) founded?

Wukong: 1949.

Tang Priest: OK. Here you are.

Tang Priest: Friar Sand, how many people died in the Liberation War?

Friar Sand: 2.5 million people.

Tang Priest: OK, I'll give you one, too.

Tang Priest: Bajie, what are the names of those 2.5 million people?

..... Bajie had to jump again.

The third time, the four of them went to travel by plane again and had an accident on the way.

Then Pig said, Master, you don't have to ask. I jump by myself.

Then jump.

Tang Priest put his hands together: Amitabha, there are four parachutes this time!

2. One

The four of them were on their way when suddenly yellow sand filled the sky and many monsters fell from the sky.

The three disciples were frightened and jumped up to pose for the Tang Priest to guard against the enemy. Unexpectedly, the monster came forward to catch Pig and turned and ran away.

Wukong was caught off guard, and when he came to his senses, the monsters had already gone away. Pig was frightened and said, "You caught the wrong one. The white and tender one below is the Tang Priest! Why did you catch my old pig? "

The monster leader turned around in mid-air and replied, "Shit, the price of pork has soared. I haven't known the taste of meat for three years. Legend has it that Tang monk meat can live forever. I don't know if it's true or not. The important thing is to eat pork in front of you! "