A funny joke.

As soon as one of my colleagues got on the X-ray machine, the doctor shouted to other doctors, "Come on, come on, I've been working for 20 years, and today I finally met one-look, does the heart grow on the right?" Doctor: "That's true ~" At this moment, my colleague turned from behind the X-ray machine and asked weakly: "No, why didn't anyone tell me about Nirvana?" "Mama of, who let you turn your back on me? Turn around! " Dizzy! ! ! 2. Test your listening. Use headphones to make sounds with different volumes and frequencies, and test whether you can hear them. One of my colleagues can't hear anything. The doctor kept raising the volume, but he still couldn't hear. So the female doctor asked, "Have you ever had sex?" Suddenly, the room was silent ... my colleague blushed and had a thick neck and whispered, "Yes, but what does it matter?" "Oh, I mean, are you a veteran?" I feel dizzy again ~~~ 3. The driver's license is examined every year, which is given by some nurses in military uniforms. Once a military guard touched my stomach-my liver was full for 3 minutes, and my face turned white with fear, especially fatty liver! The woman chuckled, took off her mask and looked at me with big eyes-it turned out to be one of many MM when I was young. After the activity, we had a meal together. She got married, and I drank too much ... 4. Physical examination in primary school, and students in another class checked their vital capacity. The doctor asked them to wipe their mouths with alcohol cotton, which means the mouth of the machine. As a result, students wiped their mouths. In addition, I heard that the last short classmate stood late, and the first few were all big classmates. When the chest is X-rayed, the doctor works mechanically, one comes up, the light is turned on, and the next one is changed ... When it is his turn, the height of the machine has not changed, and the doctor thinks it is still high. As a result, when turning off the lights, he saw a big skull! Scare herself! ! Once in primary school, I was dizzy by penicillin and fell on the street. After being sent to the emergency room, I was unconscious. At that time, the female doctor pinched my ear with her finger, which was very painful. I thought it was a rescue method such as pinching people, so I silently endured it. As a result, the doctor said, "The child is dying, so I didn't respond when I squeezed it ..." My mother was so scared that she sat on the ground and cried!