Military training joke

1. On that day, a pigeon landed in the middle of the line and wandered among the crowd like a chief inspector. The company commander standing by saw it and wanted to rob it. The action is like stealing a mine in a movie, and everyone stands there quietly laughing. The dove seemed to have seen the world, but she caught up with the company commander without flying away. A girl suggested feeding pigeons and taking out chocolates. As a result, the girl was punished for possessing snacks.

2. One day during military training under a tree, the coach said to the students: Count off in the first row! A classmate looked at the coach in surprise, and the coach said loudly to count off! So he reluctantly went to the tree and hugged it!

3. The captain of the school security department with a big belly should make a demonstration every time he comes to check. He said that his feet would wipe the floor and make a "click" sound, but he never kicked, so he had to use his mouth instead of pronunciation and became a laughing stock.

4. During military training, the instructor password of the Academy of Biological Sciences is funny:

"Plants this way! Microbes! In the middle of the cell! Attention, everyone! Look at the middle of this line-virus! ! ! ! ! "

In the team gymnastics competition, the men's team lost to the women's team. Captain lectured, "useless things are actually lost to women. The main reason for losing today is that you don't have their spirit and your mind is not as good as theirs. However, they don't have to stand very high. Hehe. " Everyone laughed.

6. Playing songs during military training is a great pleasure, which is nothing more than shouting "12345, we waited so hard" and "1234567, we waited so hard". One day, a men's team and a women's team sang "Team X, Come on", and the girls responded "If you don't sing, you won't sing", so the men's team shouted "One two three four five, if you don't sing, you will dance", and the playground was full of laughter and laughter, which was widely circulated that day.

7. The boys shouted at the girls' building, and the company commander found that the boys were not focused. Order the whole company to stand back-keep singing with your back to the girls' building, and the effect is obviously much better. After singing, the company commander gave a satisfactory order: "March in haste"! Then I found two boys standing in the same place, looking at the girls' building. ......

8. On that day, the instructor trained the girls in Class 4. Because they didn't play well, the instructor couldn't criticize them clearly. He can only say, "Look at you, I'm so sad."

Unexpectedly, a girl immediately sang below: "You know, sadness is always inevitable." Then another person added, "The peony flower is dead ..."