How do you respond humorously when someone asks you what you are doing?

The reply should be humorous and witty or make some teasing jokes, or else just answer honestly.

1. Humorous and provocative replies

1. “I’m chatting with a girl” “Oh” “But she seems a little unhappy” “Oh” “She seems a little unhappy now” I was jealous, so you only replied to me."

2. "I was thinking about how to answer a question from a female friend." "What question?" "What are you doing?"

2. Witty and provocative replies

1. "I was cooking just now, but I always felt that the taste of the food was a little off." After she replied, he continued, "It took me a long time. It’s because of you, no wonder this dish doesn’t taste good.”

2. “I’m crying with joy.” “What’s wrong?” “Because a fairy sent me a message asking me. What are you doing?"

3. Replies to flirtatious jokes

"I'm thinking about the difference between Chinese women and European and American women" "Have you thought of the answer?" "The answer is, foreign women When you like someone, you will say i love U, but Chinese women will say 'what are you doing?'"

4. Report and reply honestly

"Just got off work, ready to go home Change clothes and go to the gym” or “Just finished eating and getting ready to walk the dog”.

Notes;

1. Never reply directly.

2. Learn a humorous style.

3. Introduce new topics after replying.