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What's the difference between sticking your nose in an accounting exam and sticking it in your throat? Which experience is better?
Because many people may not have experienced the feeling of poking you in the nose. What kind of feeling is it? It's the feeling that the other person sticks a big iron bar to your head. I feel that the other person bears a grudge against you, so I stick it in your nose until you are on it every day. That feeling and sitting on the nose curler all your life without gentle hands will make your nose feel very uncomfortable like a cold in the next few days. Because the doctor is worried that the sample collected will not meet the abbreviation standard, this sample will be scrapped, and it will be very troublesome. It's best to start first when collecting.
It's better to stab you in the throat, because now many places also carry out collective nucleic acid testing, but whenever there is a little epidemic around you, this testing may be necessary. This kind of test was just disgusting at the time. When I met a gentle doctor, I probably didn't feel sick at that time, just poked my throat. When I met a slightly violent doctor, I felt sick at that time, but I soon recovered, because it was a gentle way to start from the throat, but its detection sensitivity was not as good as poking my nose, so the detection of high-risk areas was usually poking my nose.
Now there is a new inspection method, that is, self-detection through this nucleic acid detection kit. The detection method is very simple. Expose the inside of the nose with the cotton swab provided, and rotate it for 3~5 weeks. Both noses are the same. Put it in the previous reagent solution, and you can get the results on this test box. This sensitivity is lower, but it is indeed gentler. After all, collecting for yourself must be based on your own feelings. It may itch a little, but it will never sting the top of your head.
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