There are about five jokes about homophonic ancient poetry couplets.

The story of Su Dongpo and Fo Yin is very interesting. They play on the river by boat. When Su Dongpo saw a dog gnawing a bone on the riverbank, he pointed to Fo Yin and smiled. This is Su Shi's first couplet. Fo Yin looked at Su Shi, threw the fan engraved with Su Shi's poems in his hand into the river, looked at Su Shi and smiled, which was the bottom line of Fo Yin.

The first couplet is: dogs gnawing bones (monks) by the river.

The bottom line is: flowing water Dongpo (corpse) poem

Mr. sarcastic stone.

Ji Xiaolan, a litterateur in Qing Dynasty, was smart and eager to learn since childhood, with a wide range of interests. His private school teacher, Mr. Shi, is a very old-school pedant, and Xiaolan is disgusted with him. One day, Xiaolan went to feed the housebird, dug a deep hole in the brick wall, fed the housebird and sent it back to the hole, blocked it with bricks to prevent it from flying away. Later, when Mr. Shi found out, he threw the house finch to death, sent it back to the cave to block it, and put a couplet on the wall:

After the brick, the fine-feathered birds died;

When Xiaolan went to feed the house bird again, she found it was dead. I was wondering when I suddenly saw a couplet on the wall. He decided that Mr. Shi did it, so he continued to write the second couplet:

Mr Si Tong, the coarse-haired beast.

Mr. Shi was greatly annoyed when he saw it. He felt that Xiaolan should not insult the teacher, so he motioned to Xiaolan. I saw Xiao Lan calmly explain that I wrote it according to my husband's first couplet. There must be' fineness' and' coarseness',' feather' and' hair',' home' and' wild',' bird' and' beast',' brick' and' death'. So, I wrote Mr. Stone, the Coarse-Haired Beast. If it should not be written like this, please rewrite it. "

Teacher Shi twisted his beard and thought for a long time, but he didn't come up with a satisfactory bottom line. Finally, he sighed helplessly, put down his pointer and left.