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Wife waiting for delivery joke

To tell you the truth, you are very annoying! My wife is in the hospital for labor, so there are too many things to prepare. A person is really too busy.

The children born by caesarean section are hospitalized, mainly because my husband and mother-in-law take care of me and my baby. My mother-in-law takes care of me during the day, and my husband takes care of me at night, taking turns to rest. Abdominal pain was admitted to the hospital two days before giving birth, and the child did not move in the later period. Caesarean section was performed two days after the expected date of delivery. After giving birth, I left the delivery room and started infusion, losing about 6 bottles of potions. It took five or six hours altogether. In the meantime, I slept in the bed and couldn't move. Because I feel very tired after giving birth, I can still fall asleep even if the child is crying. Lying in bed like this, you don't need much care at this time. The only thing my husband needs to do is to change my sanitary napkin regularly.

The next day, the doctor asked to get up and move. It's not good to stay in bed for a long time. You have to turn over and let your body vent. The most painful time to vent after eating is the moment you get up. Many mothers who have caesarean section have such pain. It's really hard to get up. It's too painful to scream. Get up two or three times a day. It is much easier to endure such pain continuously until the fifth day, and it is not very painful. But you can't get up alone. You need someone to help you get up.

I don't need much care during childbirth. Generally speaking, I need someone to take care of me when I get up and go to the toilet. Other times, I lie in bed and eat by myself. After the child is born, it is necessary to feed milk powder regularly, once every 2 hours. Every time the mother-in-law and husband want to write down the time, they will immediately feed the baby with milk powder. Besides, I have to change my mother's diaper. My mother-in-law also prepared a lot of diapers. My baby urinates a lot, dozens of times a day. My mother-in-law also washes diapers in time. In addition, the baby has to take a bath, do tests and many other things.

Conclusion: Therefore, if the wife gives birth to a child and takes care of herself, she is really tired and busy, mainly because the baby drinks milk more often at night, which will lead to Bao Dad not getting a good rest during the day and continuing to take care of him, and his energy is really limited. When the baby cries, there is less rest time.