Joke 1+ 1 Is there a similar story?

Once upon a time, steamed bread and cakes fought at the seaside. The steamed bread was too strong and was thrown into the sea. end

There is a couple walking by the sea. The man told the woman to fight, told her to wait for him, and put a ring on her ring finger. Many years passed, but the man still didn't come back. The woman was very sad and threw the ring into the sea. A few years later, one day, a man was fishing by the sea. Guess what he caught?

The second story,

Xiaoming is so ugly that his mother always wants to throw him away. One day, my mother took Xiaoming to a food market far from home. His mother said, Xiao Ming, mom went to do some shopping and will be back soon. Wait for her here. Then my mother went home. In the evening, my mother heard someone knocking at the door and went to open it. When she saw it, Xiaoming came back. Not long after, my mother wanted to throw Xiao Ming away again, so she took a bus to a far place and said to Xiao Ming, Xiao Ming, you wait for your mother here for a while, and her mother went to the toilet. As a result, my mother went home again. The next day, my mother answered the door. As soon as I saw it, Xiao Ming came back. Mother decided to throw away the ugly child, so she took the train and flew again. Mom threw Xiao Ming away and went home. Xiaoming didn't come back this time. end

A group of Stephanie fans heard that Stephanie would appear at the airport, so they waited for Stephanie at the airport. A plane stopped. They thought it was Stephanie, so they shouted: Stephanie, Stephanie. . . The result is Wang Leehom. A plane stopped. They thought it was Stephanie, so they shouted: Stephanie, Stephanie. . . The result is Jay Chou. Soon, another plane stopped, and this time they shouted: Stephanie, Stephanie. . . Who do you think is out there？