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All eight animals are girlfriends. Which one are you?
"The cat is a girlfriend." Some people say that girls are cats, and the characteristics of such a girlfriend cat are relatively obvious. They are sweet-looking and must be the little princesses in the cat world. Your thoughts are very, very subtle. They know what you drank and smoked today. It looks cold, but I just want you to coax her. If she says I'm angry, she will ignore you. All you have to do is hug her tightly and you will be convinced immediately. They are also clingy goblins. If you keep playing games and ignore her, don't reply to her for a second, and don't take the initiative to find her, she will send a QAQ melody melody to make you surrender for a second. What's interesting about the game, or the girlfriend is the cutest! "Pig girlfriend" The pig here is not a derogatory term, but a character! This girlfriend is fleshy in appearance, but she must not be that fat! ! The normal figure is a bit fleshy, and the fleshy face is cute and makes people want to pinch. They are the easiest girlfriends to fool, as long as she is angry, for whatever reason. Just take her to eat a delicious meal. In her eyes, food is more important than anything else So you often have this conversation: Baby, don't be angry, forgive me. ..... buy you your favorite lipstick. ..... take you to eat your favorite crayfish and dessert. All right! ! They are also often confused, often lost, and are also serious road crazy. Honey, I'm lost. Where are you? I'll pick you up. I am on the side of the road. ..... there's something beside you. There is a tree. ..... "Dolphin Girlfriends" They are probably the looks of senior sisters that many boys like. They are gentle, considerate and friendly. Their personalities are so good that they never seem to get angry, swear or even get angry. They have long black hair, slender figure, and like to wear white shirts and cotton skirts, which is completely the first love appearance that boys like. Falling in love with them is the best. They will be very concerned about your life, and she will help you in big and small matters. They are very kind at heart, because if they like you, they will be kind to you from the heart. I'm afraid you can't eat well and wear warm clothes. I'm afraid you can't take care of yourself. I'll try my best to be nice to you. But if you only enjoy their goodness, be a giant baby. Sorry, they are also very decisive. Say goodbye to you right away. "Rabbit girlfriend" can arouse boys' desire for protection best. Their appearance and personality are soft and sallow. I am very, very timid. What she said about fear is true, not false. I am afraid of the dark and dare not turn off the lights to sleep. I absolutely dare not watch ghost movies, even suspense movies, even bloody ones. When you go to the movies with them, when you encounter horrible scenes, they will certainly hide in your arms and satisfy all your protective desires. Their laughter and tears are very low, and they all laugh when they see cold jokes. I cry when I see a slightly emotional movie. If you have such a girlfriend, you can completely show your masculinity. They need your protection! "Hamster Girlfriend" is small and looks like a porcelain doll, so cute. However, his character is very Buddhist, and he likes the mode of literature and art and the quiet life of the years. They love novels and comics. They have a good time in their own world, and occasionally go to cos to see their favorite characters. They don't compete with the world, and they don't seem to be particularly self-motivated in everything, but they will definitely do their job well. They will seek a quiet life for themselves. Their biggest dream is to live in seclusion in the countryside, grow flowers and eat tea, write and read books, and be lazy all their lives. When you fall in love with them, you must respect their spiritual world, otherwise it will be over in minutes. Sometimes it's childish, and you should spoil it like a child. After all, girlfriends are more spoiled and cuter. The lion is a girlfriend. Their faces are full of desires, and they will try their best to get what they want. They are royal sisters, the most difficult girlfriends to control. They are independent and have their own ideas. Can make money, can take care of life, career and life are thriving. They are like heroines in life, as if there is nothing they can't do. Give full play to your boyfriend's ability, and sometimes you have to be her little brother. But these girls are actually the most vulnerable, and their strength is only because of their personality. They also need protection and love, if you can take good care of her, spoil her and protect their blx. They will also change from lions to cats in your arms in a second. No matter how strong she is, she is also a girl. "Fox Girlfriend" is probably the top configuration, with tall figure, good face value, good family background and good personality. It is a typical white bar. Because all the conditions are outstanding, it has always been the focus. Rich girls have seen everything beautiful and all men have seen it, and all the routines are simply useful to them. So treat them with enough sincerity, or you will be out in minutes. Their emotional quotient (EQ) is very high, so you won't be under pressure to get along with them. If you do, it's probably because they are so beautiful. They have a halo on their heads, and the whole person has no anger. When I don't love you, I am impeccable. When I fell in love with you, I became that simple little girl. No matter what kind of girls you meet, no matter what kind of girlfriend you have, they deserve to be loved. They are all unique in the world.
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