Short children's jokes will hurt your stomach.

A short encyclopedia of children's jokes will give you a stomachache.

Telling jokes often can not only bring happiness to yourself, but also infect others. Here, I have collected a short collection of children's jokes, which will make your stomach ache. Let's have a look!

Chapter 1: A short children's joke, a complete joke book, laugh a way out and buy a trust.

Xiaolong asked his mother, "Why don't you buy a scooter?" Mother replied, "I have no money and can't afford it." Xiaolong said, "When I grow up and earn money, I will buy you a scooter, and then you can take me to kindergarten by motorcycle."

explorer

"Dad, I want to be an Arctic explorer when I grow up."

"Great, Bill."

"But I want to start training right away."

"How to train?"

"Please give me 1 yuan every day to buy ice cream so that I can adapt to the cold weather in the Arctic in the future."

Best "animal"

Father and two children were watching "Animal World" on TV when they were suddenly inspired. They asked the children, "Let me test you: among many animals in the world, which animal can give you both meat and shoes?"

The two children thought about it and immediately replied together: "That's dad!" "

How to grow.

"Mom, how did I grow up?" Lele looked at her childhood photos and asked curiously.

As soon as my mother heard it, the opportunity for education came. She said, "You were raised by your mother."

Lele cried when she heard this: "How did you give me this? Hey! "

Dad fell asleep.

My son didn't want to sleep, so my father sat by his bed and began to tell him stories. An hour or two passed and the room was silent. Then mom opened the door and asked, "Is he asleep?" "Sleep, Mom." The son whispered back.

Childhood fun

When I was a child, I ate watermelon and didn't vomit. After eating, I went to the wild to shit. Ten days later, it sprouted. Then I went to see it once a day and watered it. Then I planted a big watermelon weighing four pounds, and then I ate it again.

Chapter 2: A short encyclopedia of children's jokes will make you laugh.

A: "I have a big drum at home, which can be heard hundreds of miles away."

B: "I have a cow at home. It drinks the water from the south of the Yangtze River, and its head can reach to the north of the Yangtze River. "

A: He shook his head again and again and said, "How can there be such a big cow?"

B: "Without a cow as big as me, there wouldn't be such a big cowhide to fool you!"

The lost girl

The girl was playing alone in the street, but she got lost and couldn't go home, so she began to cry loudly.

The policeman came over and said, "Good boy, why are you crying?"? Go home! "

The little girl cried and said, "I am lost." I can't find my home there. I can't go back! " "

The policeman came over and said, "Then where is your home?"

Little girl: "Upstairs."

The policeman said, "What's your father's name?"

Little girl: "dear!" "

The policeman said, "What's your mother's name?"

Little girl: "Baby!"

The policeman said, "Who else is in your family?"

Little girl: "and me."

The policeman said, "What's your name?"

Little girl: "Be good."

0 and 8 meet.

One day, 0 and 8 met, and 8 laughed at 0 and said, Look, you are all round. 0 looked at 8 and said: Look at you, that virtue, you want to be fat, why wear a belt! ! ! ! ! ! !

You can eat melons.

The family is eating watermelon. The son asked, "Dad, can you eat all the melons?" Dad said, "Yes." The son asked again, "Can that fool eat?"

Chapter 3: A short children's joke. Laugh till your stomach breaks. Straw [berries] have no taste.

One day, two cows were eating grass. One cow asked another cow, "What's the smell of grass?". Another cow said' grass (berries) is tasteless'' good; Let me eat and see; "You lied to me that grass has no taste," said the cow. Yes, grass is tasteless.

I teach teachers.

My son who went to school in the first grade came back from school.

Mother asked, "Son, what did the teacher teach you today?"

The son said, "He didn't teach me anything, so he asked me,' What is one plus two?' "I taught him to say,' Yes, three'."

How old is dad?

One day the teacher asked Xiao Ming: Xiao Ming, how old is your father? Xiao Ming said: Dad is five years old. The teacher said, Xiao Ming, how old is your father? Xiao Ming said: Really, he has been a father since the day I was born.

Mother bug picked it up.

My 4-year-old son came in and proudly showed me a crawling caterpillar in his hand. I shuddered at the sight of the caterpillar, but I casually said something to amuse the children:

"Mark, take it outside quickly. Its mother must be looking for it."

Mark turned and walked out. I thought I had achieved my goal, but Mark came in later with two caterpillars crawling on his hands. He said, "Well, I brought his mother."

Zazie Hoko

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