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My brother's name is Liu Shun. All the lines in the first episode

First, are you soldiers of my sixth division? You look like a bunch of rats to me! [When the prisoner ran smoothly, a group of people were too scared to move because they hit the commander, Chen Dalei said]

Second, I said that every soldier is a good soldier. What happened is the leader's business, not the company commander's! [To the 3rd Battalion Commander]

Three, I Chen Dalei, chest, legs, arms, I was hit all over, I dug up the enemy nine guns and bullets, add up to half a catty! This avatar is still my parents' original! But today I almost let my own people open the gourd ladle! I see red!

Chen Dalei: Do you know what day it is today?

Battalion Commander of 3rd Battalion: Today. . today ...

Chen Dalei: Take your time. Don't worry.

Battalion Commander of 3rd Battalion: Report, March 15!

Chen Dalei: Yes, do you know what today is?

Battalion Commander of 3rd Battalion: Today ... Today. ...

Chen Dalei: Take your time. Time cannot run away.

Battalion Commander of 3rd Battalion: Today is the first month of the establishment of the 6th Division!

Chen Dalei: Yes! Established for one month! Full moon in the sixth division! Too [stressed] auspicious [stressed]!

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Chen Dalei: I rode that horse today. I am magnificent!

Battalion Commander of 3rd Battalion: Yes, the commander's momentum is unparalleled!

Chen Dalei: I am XXXX, XXXX (two other idioms). As a result, I asked a soldier to shoot at this place, or I would open the gourd ladle without wearing a helmet! If I let the commanders of other divisions know this, I won't be laughed to death by them!

Battalion Commander of 3rd Battalion: Don't worry, I will never let anyone know!

Radar: Nonsense! Scandals spread thousands of miles, and mountains can't stop them! I've been fighting the Japanese for so many years, Matsui United. You know, I hung my portrait on the wall and offered a reward of 10 thousand yuan. Have you seen the portraits of other teachers hanging? !

Battalion Commander of 3rd Battalion: No!

Radar: But now I almost let my own people open the gourd ladle! Is it ugly?

Battalion Commander of 3rd Battalion: Ugly!

Radar: Shame or not?

Battalion Commander of 3rd Battalion: Shame on you!

Radar: I can't wait to beat them to death!

Battalion Commander of 3rd Battalion: The bullet that can kill the commander has not been made yet!

Chen Dalei (smiling): Really?

Battalion Commander of 3rd Battalion: Of course!

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Chen Dalei: I'm Chen Dalei. I spent 20 years on the battlefield. Thirty years ago, when my mother gave birth to Lao Zi, it was a bolt from the blue. My mother gave birth to Chen Dalei!

Battalion Commander of 3rd Battalion: I know this! I heard that when the commander was still a battalion commander Chen, the clear sky thundered all his life and gave birth to a battalion commander Chen!

Chen Dalei (laughs): Really? I haven't heard of it!

Battalion Commander of 3rd Battalion: Why haven't I heard of it? The sky thundered, and the heroic battalion commander Chen was born!

Chen Dalei: Battalion Commander of 3rd Battalion, you flatter me. An apple polisher patted me twice, and both times were different!

Battalion Commander of 3rd Battalion: Hehe ~

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Chen Dalei: Bring me the soldier who hit me!

[Liu Shun et al. Bring it in tied up]

Chen Dalei: Why did you tie the knot? Let it go!

[Pointing at others] Get down!

Yes, the smooth ones: what's the matter?

Platoon leader: Report, uh, nervous, dumb fire. ...

Chen Dalei (Battalion Commander Chong San): Did you hear that? I almost got killed by an accidental gun! What a pity! He can't hit anything at ordinary times, and this accidental fire is a blow! How accurate! Shame! Look at the quality! This battlefield quality, nervous on the battlefield, accidentally went off!

Liu Shun: Report, it wasn't an accident. I just traced your phone! No, I'm just targeting Wu Dabala. I took you for Wu Dabala ... that's the commander of the traitors and puppet troops, Wu. He is the commander, and so are you. He wears leather to ride Dongyang horse, and you also wear leather to ride Dongyang horse. ...

Chen Dalei: He is a fart commander. He is! He is a traitor! Puppet army! I am the sixth division commander of the New Fourth Army, and I am Chen Dalei! Can we be the same? Ah! Even if, even if he rides, I ride. We all wear fur coats. Does he have my body? Does he have my momentum? You, you, you treat the phoenix as a chicken, you, you cook ginseng as a radish, he has me, you have me ... you, you, you ... you [whisper] dog eyes ... [stop]

Battalion Commander of 3rd Battalion: Yes, he is a dog with one eye. Don't argue with him, commander. He was nervous and didn't hear clearly. ...

Chen Dalei: This is still your fault! The quality of this soldier you trained! Still nervous about him on the battlefield! Thank him for being nervous or I'll die!

First, are you soldiers of my sixth division? You look like a bunch of rats to me! [When the prisoner ran smoothly, a group of people were too scared to move because they hit the commander, Chen Dalei said]

Second, I said that every soldier is a good soldier. What happened is the leader's business, not the company commander's! [To the 3rd Battalion Commander]

Three, I Chen Dalei, chest, legs, arms, I was hit all over, I dug up the enemy nine guns and bullets, add up to half a catty! This avatar is still my parents' original! But today I almost let my own people open the gourd ladle! I see red!

Chen Dalei: Do you know what day it is today?

Battalion Commander of 3rd Battalion: Today. . today ...

Chen Dalei: Take your time. Don't worry.

Battalion Commander of 3rd Battalion: Report, March 15!

Chen Dalei: Yes, do you know what today is?

Battalion Commander of 3rd Battalion: Today ... Today. ...

Chen Dalei: Take your time. Time cannot run away.

Battalion Commander of 3rd Battalion: Today is the first month of the establishment of the 6th Division!

Chen Dalei: Yes! Established for one month! Full moon in the sixth division! Too [stressed] auspicious [stressed]!

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Chen Dalei: I rode that horse today. I am magnificent!

Battalion Commander of 3rd Battalion: Yes, the commander's momentum is unparalleled!

Chen Dalei: I am XXXX, XXXX (two other idioms). As a result, I asked a soldier to shoot at this place, or I would open the gourd ladle without wearing a helmet! If I let the commanders of other divisions know this, I won't be laughed to death by them!

Battalion Commander of 3rd Battalion: Don't worry, I will never let anyone know!

Radar: Nonsense! Scandals spread thousands of miles, and mountains can't stop them! I've been fighting the Japanese for so many years, Matsui United. You know, I hung my portrait on the wall and offered a reward of 10 thousand yuan. Have you seen the portraits of other teachers hanging? !

Battalion Commander of 3rd Battalion: No!

Radar: But now I almost let my own people open the gourd ladle! Is it ugly?

Battalion Commander of 3rd Battalion: Ugly!

Radar: Shame or not?

Battalion Commander of 3rd Battalion: Shame on you!

Radar: I can't wait to beat them to death!

Battalion Commander of 3rd Battalion: The bullet that can kill the commander has not been made yet!

Chen Dalei (smiling): Really?

Battalion Commander of 3rd Battalion: Of course!

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Chen Dalei: I'm Chen Dalei. I spent 20 years on the battlefield. Thirty years ago, when my mother gave birth to Lao Zi, it was a bolt from the blue. My mother gave birth to Chen Dalei!

Battalion Commander of 3rd Battalion: I know this! I heard that when the commander was still a battalion commander Chen, the clear sky thundered all his life and gave birth to a battalion commander Chen!

Chen Dalei (laughs): Really? I haven't heard of it!

Battalion Commander of 3rd Battalion: Why haven't I heard of it? The sky thundered, and the heroic battalion commander Chen was born!

Chen Dalei: Battalion Commander of 3rd Battalion, you flatter me. An apple polisher patted me twice, and both times were different!

Battalion Commander of 3rd Battalion: Hehe ~

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Chen Dalei: Bring me the soldier who hit me!

[Liu Shun et al. Bring it in tied up]

Chen Dalei: Why did you tie the knot? Let it go!

[Pointing at others] Get down!

Yes, the smooth ones: what's the matter?

Platoon leader: Report, uh, nervous, dumb fire. ...

Chen Dalei (Battalion Commander Chong San): Did you hear that? I almost got killed by an accidental gun! What a pity! He can't hit anything at ordinary times, and this accidental fire is a blow! How accurate! Shame! Look at the quality! This battlefield quality, nervous on the battlefield, accidentally went off!

Liu Shun: Report, it wasn't an accident. I just traced your phone! No, I'm just targeting Wu Dabala. I took you for Wu Dabala ... that's the commander of the traitors and puppet troops, Wu. He is the commander, and so are you. He wears leather to ride Dongyang horse, and you also wear leather to ride Dongyang horse. ...

Even if he rides a horse, I ride a horse. We all wear fur coats. Does he have my body? Does he have my momentum? You, you, you treat the phoenix as a chicken, you, you cook ginseng as a radish, he has me, you have me ... you, you, you ... you [whisper] dog eyes ... [stop]

Battalion Commander of 3rd Battalion: Yes, he is a dog with one eye. Don't argue with him, commander. He was nervous and didn't hear clearly. ...

Chen Dalei: This is still your fault! The quality of this soldier you trained! Still nervous about him on the battlefield! Thank him for being nervous or I'll die!