How to make a speech humorous

Question 1: How to make your speech humorous? Funny-> humor-> funny

"Funny"-We describe a person as funny because he shows humorous words and actions, or looks funny, just funny. The more popular this behavior is, the easier it is to use, the more it ignores the image, and the more it can be brought into full play. However, considering that with the growth of age, it has to be disguised as an image, it usually becomes dismissive. This trait can be born, and the clever configuration of the five senses makes people laugh at the sight of you. I really don't know whether it is happy or sad to be called funny. Funny doesn't require practice or thinking. If you add dramatic and exaggerated body movements and replace "image" with "pictogram", it will definitely bring short-term happiness to people around you.

Humor-since it is subtle and witty, it is definitely not as simple as pretending to be a monkey or a dinosaur. You must start from your heart, your thoughts go faster than others, arrange incentives with clever thinking, let your audience gradually understand your dominant thoughts spontaneously, and give a knowing smile. Even if you can't tell jokes, you should know that a joke is just a good fish, but it doesn't mean you are a good fisherman. Humor is not innate, but can be cultivated. Flexibility of thinking, diversity of thinking and accumulation of jokes will help you cultivate a sense of humor more effectively.

"Humor"-Humor is elegant and thought-provoking, and exquisiteness is a temperament that emanates from the bones and is the highest realm of humor. You don't need exaggerated body language or practical jokes to convey witty words and deeds. This is the perfect crystallization of wisdom and experience. There are two aspects to what people say. If humor is not stable enough, it can be regarded as frivolous, but "humor" has no negative side. It takes years of experience and a happy and healthy attitude to achieve humorous but far-reaching results with the most witty words or skills at the most appropriate time.

Humor is an essential life skill for modern people and an important key to the survival of 2 1 century. Strangely, there is no academic institution to teach or guide such a profound course. A person without a sense of humor is like a disabled person with rigid limbs and numb brain. The air around him has solidified. Being with him will really make you want to throw yourself into the well and get rid of this boring little life early. On the contrary, a person with a sense of humor in the upper class is absolutely wise and experienced, bringing you surprises and joy everywhere, solving the embarrassment in an interesting and ingenious way, and getting out of the predicament beautifully in a reverse way.

The popularity and degree of sense of humor in China is not as good as that in western countries. It may be because we are bound by too many rules, so that "little people dare not make big mistakes" and "dare not make big mistakes" are helplessly confined to the acceptable range of the public. However, now the situation is slightly better, the society is more open, and the Supreme Head of State is inevitably regarded as a humorous topic, so that everyone can gradually liberate themselves, understand humor and enjoy humor.

As for how to cultivate a sense of humor to get better interpersonal relationships, I dare to provide my views for your reference. The easiest way is to learn from many jokes. I made a very simple arrangement and analysis here, and shared how to use these jokes flexibly in daily life and turn them into my own unique sense of humor! How to cultivate a sense of humor

Humor is a special emotional expression. It is a tool for people to adapt to the environment and one of the ways to relieve mental and psychological pressure when people face difficulties. Russian writer Chekhov said: People who don't know how to joke are hopeless. It can be seen that everyone in life should learn humor. A little more sense of humor, less panic, less paranoia and extreme, less life-and-death

Humor can dilute people's negative emotions and eliminate depression and pain. People with a sense of humor, life is full of fun, many seemingly painful and annoying things, but easy to deal with. Dealing with troubles and contradictions with humor will make people feel harmonious, happy and friendly. So, how to cultivate a sense of humor?

Understand the inner meaning of humor, point out the shortcomings or advantages of others quickly and tactfully, and affirm or deny them with a smile. Humor is not glib, nor is it sarcasm or satire. As a celebrity said, impetuous, pretentious, stubborn, lacking in resources, dull and clumsy, it is difficult to be humorous. Only when you are calm, treat others equally, be aloof, be smart and thorough can you be humorous.

Broaden knowledge, humor is a manifestation of wisdom, and it must be based on rich knowledge. I. > >

Question 2: How to make your speech humorous? What you can learn is that not everyone is born with humor. Read more humorous jokes and make yourself happy. Humor is everywhere in life. It was fun! Let me tell you some jokes:

A foreign driver asked the traffic police for directions in Maoming. Maoming traffic police replied: "If you drive to the left, it means 5,000 Wuchuan, and if you drive to the right, it means 6,000 Luchuan. If you drive a little further, there will be no road. If Mei Lu keeps walking, she will cut her neck in Zhanjiang! The driver was so scared that I didn't want to leave. Traffic police: You ordered Maoming, and the driver almost peed his pants, begging: Boss, can I turn around and go back? Traffic police: If you turn it over, you will die. You will die.

Sparrows and crows form a dragon gate array together.

The sparrow said, what kind of bird are you?

The crow said: I am your phoenix!

Sparrow: How can a phoenix be as black as your turtle son?

Crow: You know shovels. I'm a Phoenix sulfur-burning boiler. -

Joke 2

One day, when we were discussing how tall Yao Ming was, Sichuan PLMM, who usually likes to wrangle next to me, wrangled again: "How tall is Yao Ming? There is a man in our hometown who is much taller than him. "

"who?" We asked in unison.

"Leshan Giant Buddha", she said proudly. -

Everyone fainted, and two people with glasses even fell down. ...

A GG was unconvinced: "No more than 70 meters ..."

But it was interrupted by this Sichuan MM: "Is it only more than 70 meters?"

Another man said confidently, "It's 7 1 meter."

"So, you people don't even know some basic common sense." This MM plausibly said, "People are sitting at 7 1 m, how can you stand up?"

Everyone fell to the ground. ...

"You let him stand up!" This GG is still unconvinced

"Well, people have been sitting on the river for more than 1000 years, and they have been arthritis for a long time. Try it for a few years if you have the ability! " They were completely speechless. ...

Joke 3

A teacher's homework for his students is to make sentences with "pleading" and "demanding". -

After the exercise book was handed in, one of them answered all his life: Yesterday my mother stewed a pot of pig's trotters. When it was not ripe, my father ate a piece and said, "Please don't move."

Mom said, "I ask you to chew!" " " -

Joke 4-

The plane shook violently.

Joke 5-

There are many people on the plane. Some people are carrying snakeskin bags, some people are carrying live chickens and ducks, and the security inspector is sweating: "Back to back, you have to make up the ticket. You are overweight and old." "Why? Last time two sacks of potatoes made me cut too old. " Another passenger leaned in and said, "Come on, brothers, have a cigarette. Look at my live chicken bag. If there is no room in the cabin to tie them to the wings of the plane, these balls will be old. Anyway, they can fly by themselves, without consuming the oil of the plane ... "

Zaizai was repaired by his father. He ran to his mother to complain: "Mom, what would you do if someone hit your son?" Mom: "I want to avenge his son!" " "Aberdeen:" ... "

An old lady can't read, but she likes listening to the radio. The weather forecast must be heard every day. One day at dinner, I asked my family, "I have a question." Do you know where it is? It rains almost every day there. "

6. A little mouse on the cliff waved its short front paws and jumped down again and again, trying to learn to fly. The mother bat next to her looked at it and said anxiously, Dad, don't tell it, it's not ours! ()

7. My friends and I went to the top of Mount Tai to watch the sunrise. A friend pointed to the sky and said, "I see it!" " "I saw it too!" At this time, someone in the distance came out with trousers and scolded: "See it when you see it!" " What are you yelling about? "

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1. Ghost: God, next time I want to be as white as an angel with wings, but I still want to suck blood.

......& gt& gt

Question 3: How to make your speech humorous? Actually, talking about this thing has something to do with your experience.

When you read a lot of books, you can tell a lot of messy, fresh, strange things that others sound surprised, fascinated or attractive. This is a way to make use of people's curiosity.

The humor you say is also a kind, but you also need to constantly ponder some ways of speaking and how to express it more appropriately.

It doesn't matter if you are incoherent, but it is important to understand many things. When you know everything, you can discuss this problem from different angles, then you will take the initiative, and naturally others will follow your ideas. So I suggest:

1。 Read more books, whatever you want. As long as it is a book, there are always news and highlights, and instant boring current events are all topics to talk about. It is important to read magazines, books and newspapers, read online news and learn more.

2。 Speak tactfully. As long as you express a question tactfully, the effect will definitely be different. Of course, some need to be direct, just pull it directly.

3。 Try to discuss what you know, not what you don't know.

4。 In fact, it doesn't have to be humorous, but it can also be profound.

5。 All aspects should be involved, such as constellations that girls like, sports that boys like, and so on. ...

6。 Pay attention to details. Very detailed things are important.

Others! Almost! You can call me if you have nothing to do.

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This is what I summed up! What other girls really like is a person's personality, cultivation, accomplishment and that kind of temperament! Funny is just a form of expression!

Question 4: How to make your speech humorous? How can I make my speech full of humor?

1. exaggeration

Exaggeration is a rhetorical device, which deliberately exaggerates and exaggerates some aspects of objective things according to the needs of expression, and exaggerates or narrows them to arouse imagination. "Three thousands of feet White Hair" is an exaggerated famous sentence, not humor. Exaggeration should produce humor, and it should also be linked with mistakes, mistakes, mistakes and ridicule in life, that is, by exaggerating the ridicule and ridicule in life, some unreasonable or disharmonious phenomena in life can be revealed, and good-natured ridicule and exhortation can be made. Generally, big words are used less, small words are used more, and Zhuang language is used harmoniously. According to the existing conditions, reasonable imagination and specious logical reasoning are carried out, and the results are exaggerated and distorted to produce humorous effects.

A chubby American actress once laughed at herself: "I dare not swim by the sea in a white bathing suit, otherwise, the US Air Force flying over will be very nervous and think they have discovered Cuba." This conversation is to make fun of your obesity and exaggerate it with imagination, which makes people listen to this wonderful and intuitive exaggeration, not only ignoring the ugly side of their bodies, but also enjoying an optimistic attitude towards life from their self-confidence.

2. Puns

A method of deliberately making certain words have double meanings in a specific environment when speaking. Pun is a rhetorical device that skillfully conveys the potential information hidden at the bottom of words by using the homonym or synonymous relationship of words in a specific language environment. Pun can be divided into homophonic pun and semantic pun. If it is used properly in oral expression, it can increase the sense of humor in speech.

For example, a young author sent a manuscript to the editorial department. After reading it, the editor asked, "Did you write the novel yourself?" "yes." The young man replied, "I thought about it for a month and sat for two days before writing it." Writing is too hard! " "The editor suddenly exclaimed," ah! Great Chekhov, when did you resurrect? " The young man blushed and quietly withdrew from the editorial department. The editor made a pun on the young man. "When was the great Chekhov resurrected? It implies that you copied Chekhov's works, which is implicit and humorous, and has a strong irony power. It is conceivable that such criticism is far better than telling people with a straight face.

3. Metaphor

Metaphor is a rhetorical device that uses similar things as analogy and concrete, simple and familiar things as contrast to illustrate abstract, abstruse and unfamiliar things. In oral expression, the use of appropriate metaphors can make the speech lively and humorous. Although metaphor has limitations in logical thinking, it is an invincible magic weapon in image thinking. When Mr. Qian Zhongshu gave a speech at Waseda University in Tokyo, Japan, his polite opening remarks were unusual:

Giving lectures in Japan is a bold move. Even if a China scholar talks about his local knowledge, he must be bold. The reason is clear and simple: Japanese outstanding research on all aspects of China culture is recognized by the world; China scholars who are familiar with Japanese also admire and accept your achievements with an open mind, and deeply know that it is not easy to talk about a new thing worthy of your advice. I am illiterate in Japan. Faced with the rich treasure house of Sinology or zhina Studies in your country, I am like a poor bachelor who doesn't know the number lock and doesn't have a crowbar. Looking at the big safe, I can only become speechless helplessly. However, blindness and ignorance are often the source of courage. There is an Italian idiom that laughs at people and says, "He invented the umbrella" ... While affirming Japan's excellent research on various aspects of China culture, Mr. Qian Zhongshu modestly used vivid metaphors to show that he didn't know Japanese, which naturally led to the topic. This preface is humorous and polite, which is mainly due to his thorough study of the artistic function of metaphor and his flexible use of similes, melodies and other metaphors to enrich his language, which makes his speech full of wonderful metaphors, handy and humorous, which has become a remarkable feature of Qian Zhongshu's style.

4. Misinterpretation method

Ingeniously introduce irrelevant things into the original narrative, so as to gain new knowledge, experience and conclusions, and produce humorous interest. Misinterpretation is a distorted and absurd explanation of the problem, that is, putting two unrelated things together, resulting in the dislocation of causality or the contradiction of internal logic, resulting in disharmony, irrationality and unexpected results, thus making language conversation humorous.

For example, in a military assessment, the examiner asked the soldiers, "On a dark night, you went out on duty ... >>"

Question 5: How to be humorous? However, how can we make girls feel that you are humorous and attractive, instead of just treating you as a funny character in the group and completely unable to pick up further interest in you?

Let's talk about how to be a humorous person first! This is actually a question that many readers keep asking on my blog. They always feel that they can't talk and laugh heartily when they go out with their favorite object because they are too concerned about each other's reaction and their own performance;

To make matters worse, they feel that they are simply a poor person, so the topic of chatting with girls is also very dull. There is really no way to create wonderful jokes and superb jokes like some boys do when chatting with girls.

There are indeed many good ways to make yourself more humorous. But before I say anything, I have to get rid of the evil factors in your mind that limit you and make you not want to be humorous. Many people say that they want to be more humorous, but in fact, in their subconscious, they simply think that this is a kind of "little behavior" that "doesn't say what you mean, is kind and insignificant".

They look down on those who are eloquent and can make people laugh at any time from the bottom of their hearts. They think those guys are ordinary people who can only attract others' attention with one mouth, and there is no real talent at all.

However, in today's society, without the ability of eloquence and humor, they always have their own advantages, so they reluctantly tell themselves to be more humorous, clamoring to improve their dull and taciturn habits, but they don't want to make any changes at all!

Another reason why they can't be humorous may come from the influence of family education and childhood shadow. If your parents are not cheerful enough and easy to think negatively, it is easy to instill such an atmosphere into your mind imperceptibly through family education.

Maybe you wanted to share a joke or funny thing you heard at school with your parents when you were young, but after sharing it with your parents, you didn't expect them to turn a blind eye to you, or beat you up in a rage, telling you that it was a bad low-level joke and asking you not to say similar jokes in the future except to think behind closed doors.

This punishment will make you silently start making nerve connections in your mind. From then on, you think it is impolite or frivolous to tell funny things. From then on, you will never dare to share your funny jokes or experiences with your family and friends at will, for fear of being accused easily.

In this shadow, of course, you will express your thoughts less and less, and you will be more and more afraid to say something you think is interesting, and gradually lose your humorous expression ability and generous and cheerful smile. Therefore, as we all know, the restriction of our flesh and blood pain when we are young really plays a great role!

Although the above two elements seem to be obstacles to making you a master of humor, I must tell you here that it is never too late as long as you make up your mind to change from now on. In my opinion, cultivating another habit, that is, cultivating a humorous habit, is just like learning a new language. As long as we work hard, we will certainly see results.

The so-called talent can make us get started easily in a short time, but daily efforts and exercises are the basic equipment for truly developing specific abilities.

Every time I learn a new language, I always ask myself, can I really learn and speak fluently in such a completely strange language? However, it turns out that as long as you keep working hard and practicing every day, after a month or two, you will naturally see the results, especially when you have the opportunity to talk to others in that language, and they praise you for speaking well, which in turn will encourage you to study that language harder. Humor is the same!

Question 6: How to make yourself humorous? We don't talk to please others, so you are you. Don't worry about catering to others! If you want humor, you must be cheerful first. Only those who know how to make themselves happy can make others fast!

Question 7: Xiaoming was expelled from school. How can he speak humorously and make others laugh?

Xiao Ming was punished for running 10 lap in the playground after rolling out. Seeing Xiaoming running slowly, the teacher caught up with * * on an electric car. At the corner, Xiao Ming kept accelerating, and so did the teacher. Xiaoming stopped suddenly, and the teacher was startled and turned over.

As a result, the teacher entered the hospital and Xiao Ming was expelled from school!

Question 8: How to make yourself humorous-> "Humor"-> "Funny"

"Funny"-We describe a person as funny because he shows humorous words and actions, or looks funny, just funny. The more popular this behavior is, the easier it is to use, the more it ignores the image, and the more it can be brought into full play. However, considering that with the growth of age, it has to be disguised as an image, it usually becomes dismissive. This trait can be born, and the clever configuration of the five senses makes people laugh at the sight of you. I really don't know whether it is happy or sad to be called funny. Funny doesn't require practice or thinking. If you add dramatic and exaggerated body movements and replace "image" with "pictogram", it will definitely bring short-term happiness to people around you.

Humor-since it is subtle and witty, it is definitely not as simple as pretending to be a monkey or a dinosaur. You must start from your heart, your thoughts go faster than others, arrange incentives with clever thinking, let your audience gradually understand your dominant thoughts spontaneously, and give a knowing smile. Even if you can't tell jokes, you should know that a joke is just a good fish, but it doesn't mean you are a good fisherman. Humor is not innate, but can be cultivated. Flexibility of thinking, diversity of thinking and accumulation of jokes will help you cultivate a sense of humor more effectively.

"Humor"-Humor is elegant and thought-provoking, and exquisiteness is a temperament that emanates from the bones and is the highest realm of humor. You don't need exaggerated body language or practical jokes to convey witty words and deeds. This is the perfect crystallization of wisdom and experience. There are two aspects to what people say. If humor is not stable enough, it can be regarded as frivolous, but "humor" has no negative side. It takes years of experience and a happy and healthy attitude to achieve humorous but far-reaching results with the most witty words or skills at the most appropriate time.

Humor is an essential life skill for modern people and an important key to the survival of 2 1 century. Strangely, there is no academic institution to teach or guide such a profound course. A person without a sense of humor is like a disabled person with rigid limbs and numb brain. The air around him has solidified. Being with him will really make you want to throw yourself into the well and get rid of this boring little life early. On the contrary, a person with a sense of humor in the upper class is absolutely wise and experienced, bringing you surprises and joy everywhere, solving the embarrassment in an interesting and ingenious way, and getting out of the predicament beautifully in a reverse way.

The popularity and degree of sense of humor in China is not as good as that in western countries. It may be because we are bound by too many rules, so that "little people dare not make big mistakes" and "dare not make big mistakes" are helplessly confined to the acceptable range of the public. But now the situation is slightly better, the society is more open, the Supreme Head of State is inevitably regarded as a humorous topic, and everyone gradually liberates themselves, understands humor and enjoys humor.

As for how to cultivate a sense of humor to get better interpersonal relationships, I dare to provide my views for your reference. The easiest way is to learn from many jokes. I made a very simple arrangement and analysis here, and shared how to use these jokes flexibly in daily life and turn them into my own unique sense of humor! How to cultivate a sense of humor

Humor is a special emotional expression. It is a tool for people to adapt to the environment and one of the ways to relieve mental and psychological pressure when people face difficulties. Russian writer Chekhov said: People who don't know how to joke are hopeless. It can be seen that everyone in life should learn humor. A little more sense of humor, less panic, less paranoia and extreme, less life-and-death

Humor can dilute people's negative emotions and eliminate depression and pain. People with a sense of humor, life is full of fun, many seemingly painful and annoying things, but easy to deal with. Dealing with troubles and contradictions with humor will make people feel harmonious, happy and friendly. So, how to cultivate a sense of humor?

Understand the inner meaning of humor, point out the shortcomings or advantages of others quickly and tactfully, and affirm or deny them with a smile. Humor is not glib, nor is it sarcasm or satire. As a celebrity said, impetuous, pretentious, stubborn, lacking in resources, dull and clumsy, it is difficult to be humorous. Only when you are calm, treat others equally, be aloof, be smart and thorough can you be humorous.

Broaden knowledge, humor is a manifestation of wisdom, and it must be based on rich knowledge. I. > >

Question 9: How to speak humorously, and let yourself accumulate humorous methods and skills. The richness of vocabulary. A statement with no long-term answer. However, loquacity and humor must be clearly distinguished. Otherwise, it is self-defeating. It will offend people.

Question 10: How can I be humorous and speak interestingly? Humor is innate,