Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio: Xiao Xie's Xiao Xie

Langdi, Jiangbu, Weinan, is haunted and often confusing, so he moved away. Leave the Cangtou gate to die, and all the Yi will die, so it will be abolished. There are three things in the room, Tao Shengwang, charming, good prostitute, and wine stop to go. Friends make prostitutes run away, but they also smile and refuse, but they are not contaminated all night. I often stay in the Langjia of the Ministry, and there are maids who run at night. When I am strong, I refuse to be chaotic, so the Langjia of the Ministry is very important. The family is poor, and there are "drums and pots"; The number of huts is rafters, and the summer heat can't bear its heat, because I asked the Ministry to waste the first time. Bu Lang gave it up because of its fierceness, and gave it to Bu Lang because of his life, and said, "What can a ghost do!" Bu lang promised it with his firm invitation.

it's a matter of going to the office. At dusk, put the book in it, return it to take something else, and the book is dead. Strange, lie on your back on the couch, resting to wait for its change. After eating, I heard the sound of footsteps, and I saw two women coming out of the room and returning the dead books to the case. One is about twenty, one is seventeen or eighteen, and both are beautiful. Wandering under the couch, smiling at each other. Be still. Older people kick their bellies, while younger people hide their mouths and laugh. If you can't hold yourself back, you will be anxious to read it and ignore it. A woman strokes her moustache with her left hand, while her right hand gently criticizes her cheeks for making a small noise, and those who are less will laugh. Suddenly, he shouted, "How dare ghosts!" The two women ran away in horror. I am afraid that I will suffer at night, and I want to move back, but I am ashamed of my words, so I read by burning the lamp. In the dark, I was a ghost, but I didn't care about it. The night will be half, and the candle will sleep. At first, I felt that people wore thin things through their noses, itching and sneezing, but I heard a faint laugh in the dark. If you are silent, you will take a nap. I saw a young girl using a piece of paper to draw thin shares, and cranes and herons fell down, and suddenly and violently, they drifted away. Both sleep and wear their ears. The whole night is unbearable. The cock crows, but it is silent. It sleeps soundly at the beginning of life and has nothing to see all day long.

after sunset, trance appears. Life is like cooking at night, and it will be based on Da Dan. The elderly gradually bend their arms to watch students read, and then cover up their volumes. Catch it in anger, that is, it has drifted away; Less, and caress it. Read by hand and by volume. The few people dive behind their heads, cross their hands to hide their eyes, glance away and stand far away. The student pointed at him and said, "Little brat! If you catch it, you will kill it! " Women are not afraid. Because the play said, "I don't understand the vertical delivery in the room. It's no use pestering me." The two women smiled and turned to the stove to analyze the salary and rice for a living. He said, "What are you doing?" After a while, the porridge is cooked, and it is necessary to put some knives, chopsticks and pottery bowls on it. Sheng said, "How can I repay you for your service?" The woman smiled and said, "The rice is full of rice." Sheng said, "I don't have a grudge against your mother, so why add it up?" Sip has resumed, fighting for running. Have fun and get used to it.

gradually, take a seat and listen to his name. The elder said, "My concubine Qiu Rong is Mrs. Qiao, and my wife Pieruan is also grateful." Asked about the origin of the institute, Xiao Xie smiled and said, "Chi Lang! If you dare not present yourself, who wants you to ask your family and get married? " Sheng Zhengrong said: "Relative to beauty, I would rather be alone and heartless; However, the yin and the ghost will lead to death. Those who are unhappy and live in the house can do well; He who enjoys and lives in the house is an encore. If you don't see love, why should you marry two beautiful women? If you see love, why die a crazy life? " The two women were moved by each other, and they have not abused it since then. However, it's not surprising that I sometimes put my hand in my arms and stroke my pants on the ground.

One day, the book recorder went out before graduation, and returned to Xiao Xie's desk to take charge of the book recorder. See life, throw a pen and laugh. Myopia, though inferior, is not a book, but the ranks are sparse. Sheng Zan said, "You are so elegant! If you are happy with this, I will teach you to do it. " It is a painting that is held in your arms and taught by your wrist. Autumn let in from the outside, color suddenly changed, meaning like jealousy. Xiao Xie said with a smile, "When I was a child, I tried to learn from my father, but I didn't do it for a long time, so I fell asleep like a dream." Qiu Rong said nothing. Those who gave birth to a metaphor were unaware of it, so they embraced it and gave it a pen, saying, "Do I think you can do this?" Make numbers and say, "Qiu Niang has great pen power!" Qiu Rong is happy. So I folded two pieces of paper into a model, and gave it to * * * to copy, and another Yi Deng read it. Secretly glad that they have their own things and don't interfere with each other. After the imitation, just stand a few days ago and listen to the birth of the moon. Qiu Rongsu doesn't understand, the graffiti is illegible, the flowers are judged, and she is not as good as Xiao Xie, so she is ashamed. Life awards comfort you, Yan Ji. The two women were born from this teacher, sitting for grasping the back and lying for pressing the stock, not only not daring to insult, but vying for it. More than a month later, Xiao Xie's book was actually good, and I praised it. Autumn's face is full of shame, her makeup is obscene, and her tears are like lines. It's a comfort for a hundred people. Because of the reading of teaching, I am very enlightened. Once the instructions are over, there is no need to ask again. Competing with students to read, often all night. Xie also led his younger brother Saburo to worship the students. He was fifteen or sixteen years old and had a beautiful appearance, taking Jin Ruyi as a hook. Once the birth order and the autumn capacity are held, the house is full of people, and I was born here to set up a ghost account. The minister heard of it and gave him a salary in time. After a few months, Qiu Rong and Saburo can both write poems and sing at the right time. Xiao Xie yin told not to teach Qiu Rong, but to promise him; Qiu Rongyin told me not to teach Xiao Xie, but she promised to live. One day, I will try, and the two women will cry. Saburo said, "This trip can save you from illness; Otherwise, I am afraid that I will not be lucky. " Life is a shame to complain about illness, so it is done. First of all, Sheng Hao ridiculed current events with poetry, and was convicted of being slandered by Yi Guijie. Yin bribery learned to make it, falsely claiming to be simple, and flooding the prison. The axe is absolutely useless, begging for food from prisoners, and self-division has no physiology. Suddenly, a person wanders in, and then the autumn is also full, and it is fed by the equipment. He sighed sadly at each other and said, "Saburo is worried about your bad luck, but the result is correct today. Saburo came with my concubine and went to the hospital to apply for justice. " A few words come out, but people don't see them. When the Japanese Ministry went out of the hospital, Saburo blocked the sound and accepted it. Qiu Rong went to prison to report for life, just visible to investigate, and did not return for three days. Life is sad, hunger is boring, and the days are like years. When Xiao Xie arrived, he was heartbroken and said, "Autumn Rong returned, passed through the Chenghuang Temple, and was forcibly taken away by the black judge of the West Gallery, forcing him to take over the imperial entrance. Autumn is unyielding, and today it is also a prisoner. My concubine ran a hundred miles, and it was quite dangerous to go to Beiguo. I was stabbed in the heart by an old thorn, and it hurt my bone marrow. I am afraid I can't come again. " Because of the foot, the blood is yin ling bo Yan. Pay three taels of gold and limp. The Ministry and the hospital surveyed Saburo, but they were not involved, and they took control for no reason. They beat the staff, threw it to the ground, and destroyed it. Looking at its shape, the love words are sad. Raised his face and asked, "Who is Saburo?" I don't know what I'm doing. The Ministry of Education realized its injustice and released it. After returning, there was no one in the evening. More importantly, Xiao Xie arrived at the beginning and said sadly, "Saburo is in the Ministry, and he was taken to the Ghost Division by God; Because of Saburo's righteousness, Hades gave birth to a wealthy family. Autumn has been closed for a long time, and my concubine has thrown herself into the city god, but she has been barred from entering the pavilion. What can I do? " Sheng angrily said, "How dare the black old charm do this! Tomorrow, the servant will be like it, trampling on it as mud, and blaming it for several city gods. The case is so violent, and the canal is in a drunken dream! " Grief and indignation are relative, and I don't feel that the four leaks will be residual, and the autumn capacity will float suddenly. The two were surprised and asked urgently. Qiu Rong wept and said, "It's a bitter day for Lang! I was threatened with a knife and a staff, and suddenly I let my concubine go home this evening, saying,' I have no other intention, and I loved my old friend; Neither willing, solid nor defiled. If you bother to tell Tao Qiucao, don't see condemnation. "When I heard Shao Huan, I wanted to sleep with you, saying," I would like to die with you today. " Qi Ran, the second daughter, said, "I am enlightened, and I know a lot about justice and reason. How can I bear to kill you with someone who loves you?" I can't do it. However, when you bend your neck and head, you are all married. The two women died of misfortune, and all their jealousy disappeared. A Taoist priest will meet with life on the way, and Gu said that "there is something fishy in his body". Life is different with its words, and it is told. The Taoist priest said, "This ghost is excellent, so I don't intend to blame him." Because of the book's second fu sheng, he said, "Give it to the two ghosts and let them be blessed. If you hear that there is a crying girl outside the door, swallow the symbol and rush out. The first one can live. " Give birth to worship and accept, and return to the two women. After more than a month, if I heard that there was a crying woman, the two women abandoned each other. Xiao Xie was so busy that he forgot to swallow it. Seeing a funeral, Qiu Rong went straight out and entered the coffin without it; Xiao Xie was not allowed to enter, and returned with tears. Give birth to a vision, then the rich room Hao's funeral his daughter. * * * see a woman into the coffin, Fang * * * indecision; I heard that there was a sound in the coffin, and I rested my shoulders and sent a check-up. The woman had already stopped. Because of temporary parasitism, Luo Shouzhi. Suddenly, I opened my eyes and asked Tao Sheng. Hao's research questioned it and replied, "I am not your daughter." Tell me with emotion. Hao was not convinced, and wanted to return, but the woman did not follow, and she went into the living room and could not afford to lie down. Hao Nai went away as a husband.

Look at it when you are born. Although your face is different, it will not reduce your autumn face. You will be happy and look forward to it, and you will talk about it all your life. Suddenly, when he heard the sob, Xiao Xie cried in the dark. My heart is very pity, that is, I move the lamp to show my grief, while my sleeve is drenched with waves, and the pain is insoluble, and I will go away at dawn. At dawn, Hao sent incense with a handmaiden, and Weng Xu was actually married. When dusk falls into the curtain room, Xiao Xie cries again. So six or seven nights. Both husband and wife are miserable and can't be married. When he was worried, Qiu Rong said, "Taoist priests are also immortals. If you ask again, you will be saved. " Born naturally. Trace where the Taoist priest is, and knock down from Chen. Taoist preached "no skill". I am sad. The Taoist priest said with a smile, "Stupid life is so pestering. Harmony is predestined, please exhaust my skills. " From birth, I stayed in a quiet room, sat behind the door, and refrained from asking each other questions. I didn't drink or eat for more than ten days. Sneak, sleep. One morning, a young girl came in with bright eyes and bright teeth, and said with a smile, "I'm exhausted all day!" If you can't pester me, you will get a good house when you run a hundred miles away, and the Taoist will carry you with you. When you see the person, you will deliver it to your ear. " Faint. When Xiao Xie arrived, the woman stood up and hugged her, and she was alone and stiff. The Taoist priest went out of the room and handed him away. Say goodbye and send it away. And return, the woman has been Sue. On the bed, the air gradually relaxed, but my feet groaned and my toes ached, and it took a few days to get up.

later generations can pass the exam. Those who have Cai Zi's classics share the same spectrum, live by things and stay for a few days. When Xiao Xie returned from his neighbor's house, Cai saw it, and the disease crept toward each other. Xiao Xie leaned over to avoid it, and his heart secretly angered his lightness. Cai Gaosheng said, "It's a terrible thing to hear. Can you tell me?" He replied, "Three years ago, my younger sister died. After two nights, she lost her body, and she still has doubts. See you, madam. How similar is it? " Sheng smiled and said, "The mountains are ugly and poor, so it's not enough for Fang Junmei. However, since they are of the same spectrum, the righteousness is the most important. Why not give a wife?" Is into the inner room, make small Xie Yi martyrdom. Cai was frightened and said, "It's really my sister!" So I cried. Life has its origin and end. Cai Xi said, "My sister is not dead, so I will come back quickly and be kind and comforting." Then go. In a few days, the whole family will arrive. After the exchanges, such as Hao Yan.

Yishi said, "A peerless beauty, if it is difficult to get one, how can you get two?"! Things can be seen through the ages, but only those who don't elope with women can do it. A Taoist priest is a fairy? God of He Shu! If you have your skills, ugly ghosts can talk to you. " There are many ghosts in Jiang Bulang's house in Weinan, which often confuse people. Therefore, Jiang Bulang moved to another place to live, leaving a servant to watch the door there, and soon the servant died. Several servants went to see the door and all died. As a result, the house was abandoned. There was a scholar named Tao Wangsan in his hometown. He was always charming and bohemian. He liked to drink in brothels, but he left them as soon as he finished drinking. Friends deliberately called a prostitute to find Tao Sheng, Tao Sheng did not refuse, but also smiled and invited the prostitute into the house. But I haven't touched her all night. Tao Wangsan used to stay at Jiang Bu Lang's house, and a maid ran to Tao Sheng's door at night to seduce him. Tao Sheng resolutely refused and was not confused. Jiang Bulang values Tao Sheng more because of this matter. Tao Sheng's family is very poor, and his wife has just died. There are only a few huts, and the summer heat is unbearable. So I borrowed the deserted house from Jiang Bulang. Jiang Bulang didn't agree because the deserted house was not clean. Tao Sheng wrote an article on "Continued Non-Ghosts", dedicated to Jiang Bulang, and said, "What can ghosts do to me!" Seeing that Tao Sheng was so determined, Jiang Bulang agreed to lend him the house.

Tao wangsan went to clean the house. In the evening, he put the book on the table in his room and went out to get something else. When he turned around and came back, the book was gone. Feeling very strange, I lay in bed and waited quietly for anything strange. After a while, I heard footsteps. Looking sideways, I saw two women coming out of the room and returning the lost books to the table. One is almost 2 years old, and the other is just seventeen or eighteen. Both women are very beautiful. Two people hesitate to go to the front of the bed, smile at one another. Tao Sheng lay still in bed. The older woman put up a foot to carry Tao Sheng's stomach, while the younger woman covered her mouth and snickered. Tao sheng felt that his heart was shaking and he couldn't hold it. He quickly corrected his mind and never cared about them. The older woman came over and stroked Tao Sheng's beard with her left hand, and her right hand patted his cheek and made a small noise. The younger woman smiled more happily. Tao Sheng suddenly jumped up and shouted, "How dare you, little brat!" The two women ran away in a hurry. Tao was afraid of being teased by them again at night and planned to move back, but he thought that he had said to Jiang Bulang, "What is a ghost?" Because if this sentence is moved back like this, it will definitely be a joke. I had to light a lamp to read. Ghosts walked around everywhere in the darkness, and Tao Sheng ignored them. At the end of the night, he lit a lamp to sleep. I just closed my eyelids, and the Lord felt that someone had stabbed his nostrils with a very small thing, which was very itchy and made a big sneeze. There was a faint laugh in the dark. Tao Sheng didn't say anything, and waited for a nap to see what was going on. After a while, I saw the young woman roll into a tiny note with a piece of paper and crept over. Tao Sheng suddenly jumped up and scolded, and the woman drifted away again. Just after sleeping, the girl came to poke him in the ear with a note. Tao Sheng was made unbearable noise all night. It was not until the rooster crowed that it was quiet, and Tao Sheng was able to fall asleep. He didn't see them making trouble all day.

as soon as the sun went down, ghosts appeared vaguely again. Tao Sheng decided to cook at night and prepare to study all night. After dinner, he just picked up a book to read. The older woman came over and bent her arms on the table, watching Tao Sheng read. After a while, I closed Tao Sheng's books. Tao Sheng went to catch her angrily, but she drifted away again. After a while, she came to cover the book again. Tao Sheng had to hold down the book with his hand and read it. The young woman sneaked behind Taosheng again, crossed her hands and covered Taosheng's eyes. Just for a moment, she stood at a distance and smiled. Tao Sheng pointed at them and scolded them, "Little brat! If I catch you, I'll kill you both! " Seeing that they were not afraid, Tao Sheng said jokingly, "I don't understand anything in the room, and pestering me won't do you any good." After hearing this, the two women smiled and turned to the kitchen, chopping wood and washing rice to help Tao Sheng cook. Tao Sheng looked at them and praised them and said, "Isn't it much better for you to do this than to jump around foolishly?" After a while, the rice was cooked, and the two women scrambled to put the spoon, chopsticks and ceramic bowl on the table. Tao Sheng said, "Thank you for your hard work for me. How can I repay your kindness?" The second woman smiled and said, "We mixed arsenic and alcohol in the rice." Tao Sheng said, "I have never had any enmity with you. How can you harm me with poison?" After eating a bowl, they went to fill it, and two women scrambled to fill it for him. Tao Sheng was glad that they did things for themselves in this way and gradually got used to getting along with them.

day by day, Tao Sheng got to know them better and dragged them to sit together and talk. Tao Shenghua asked their names, and the older woman said, "My name is Qiao Qiurong. Her name is Ruan Xiao Xie. " Tao Sheng asked their origin again. Xiao Xie smiled and said, "What a scholar! Don't even dare to offer yourself to us. Who wants you to ask us where we came from? Do you want to marry us? " After hearing this, Tao Sheng said seriously, "How can I not be emotional in the face of you two beautiful women?" But the yin in you is too heavy, and strangers will definitely die if they are contaminated. If you don't want to live with me, just go. If you like living with me, just stay. If you don't love me, why should I defile you two beauties? If you like me, why kill me, a crazy scholar? " The two women were deeply moved after hearing this. From then on, they didn't play tricks on Tao Sheng much, but some of them would put their hands into Tao Sheng's arms and sometimes take off his pants to the ground, so Tao Sheng wouldn't blame them.

One day, Tao Sheng went out without finishing copying the book. When he came back, he saw Xiao Xie lying on the table, copying for him with a pen. Seeing Tao Sheng come in, he threw the pen aside and looked at Tao Sheng with a shy smile. Tao Sheng took a closer look. Although the handwriting was not very good, the line spacing was neat. Tao Sheng praised and said, "I didn't expect you to be an elegant person! I can teach you if you like. " Just hold Xiao Xie in your arms, hands.