Humorous sentences that please girlfriends.

Humorous sentences that please girlfriends.

Humorous sentences make your girlfriend happy. Many people have heard some good sentences in life, which can describe our current mood, and some can also be used to make your girlfriend happy. The following are humorous sentences that make your girlfriend happy.

Humorous sentence 1 1, nothing unusual, just want to hear your voice.

Last night, I asked a mosquito to come to you, let it tell you that I miss you very much, and let it kiss you for me, because now I can't get close to you! It will tell you how much I miss you! You asked me how much I love you? Big bag represents my heart!

I think I am a playboy. I like the way you look every day.

The story is long and the ending is short. I started the story and it ended with you. Give an ending and marry me.

No matter in this life or in the afterlife ... all I want is you. ...

No matter how strong the sun is, no matter how raging the storm is, no matter how bleak the night is, no matter how hopeless the hope is, I will never leave your house if you insist on not forgiving.

I really didn't expect you to be so sad. Excuse me!

Your words have been locked in my memory, please keep the key for me for a lifetime.

9. I won't allow you to hit me. Do not hit me. Your hand will be very painful. I'm very resistant to beating!

10, love is the true love between you and me, caring for each other, holding hands and growing old together!

1 1, what I pursue in my life is only in a place with you and your time.

12, I don't allow you to be elegant, don't care about the temperature, put on more clothes, you will catch a cold in cold weather, no matter what you wear, you are the most beautiful in my eyes!

13, I miss you so much! If the breeze is affectionate, please take away my thoughts of you, and I will care about you all my life; If Baiyun is interested, please bring my love to you. I am willing to be with you forever!

14, the original waiting can be so beautiful, because I love you.

15, I am prepared to halve my rights and double my obligations.

16, the best love is probably that I worship you as a hero and you love me as a child.

17, it is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

18, at the wrong time and place, everything is right as long as you meet the right person.

19, I keep you in my heart.

20. In fact, I was shrouded in darkness. It was the day you came, and the sun began to shine.

2 1, listen to me, why do you ask so many questions? I am by your side, and you are still going the wrong way!

22. For a woman, money is not the point, the point is that you can be with her at every critical moment.

23. Love means different times, different places and different people. Only you and I are the same. Time is changing, space is changing, and the only constant is my infinite yearning for you.

24. It has nothing to do with romance. I just don't think I can miss you anyway.

My motivation every day is to see you and talk to you. ...

26. I love you, with the enthusiasm in my past worries and my childhood loyalty. ...

27. There is always someone whose short message can make me smile immediately.

I won't allow you to be disobedient. If you ask me why I forced you to go to the hospital, I will only answer: because you are mine!

29, miss you, regardless of spring, summer, autumn and winter.

30. I don't want a short tenderness, as long as you accompany me for a lifetime.

Humorous sentences. Meet you at the right time. We fall in love, get married, have children, and grow old with warm company. This is the happiness I want, the stable happiness.

I want to have a long future with you. I really want to get everyone's blessing with you. I really want to accompany you through life and live up to each other.

3. I also really want to watch the years of mountains and rivers with you, watch the snow birds fly in the morning and watch the silent flaming clouds at night. I think the years are not long at all.

Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you.

I don't want a temporary tenderness, as long as you accompany me all my life.

6. I am extremely happy but also extremely painful to fall in love with you. I feel that I have the whole world with you, but I dare not think about what I will have if I lose you.

7. After experiencing the ups and downs of life, you can enrich your experience and understand the true meaning of life.

8. I can call you you, so that I can keep you in mind.

9. I may not be able to give you what others can give you. But I promise, what I can give you, others will never give it! I promise.

10, the air soaked by rain is tired and sad, and the fairy tales in memory have slowly melted.

1 1. I can't see you being hurt, let alone being wronged, even if that person is myself.

12, the number of happiness comes from the number of events with happiness perception.

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

14, do you know what is the biggest difference between you and the fairy? The fairy is in the sky and you are by my side.

15, no matter how good others are, they belong to others. I am different, I am yours.

16, from now on, my name is Chang 'an, and you are called hometown, because Chang 'an has returned to his hometown, and his hometown has Chang 'an.

17, I just want to go on with one person, no matter what I will meet in the future.

18. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? I will marry you.

19, there is only one you in the world, unique and unique.

There have been rumors recently that I like you. I need to clarify that this is not a rumor.

2 1, there are many love stories, and I just want to have a long relationship with you.

22, you don't have to be good, I like it.

23. I hope the last person I see before I go to bed is you.

24. I am in good health. I can carry a rice bag and a gas tank, but I just can't help thinking about you.

Talking about you with others is my way of missing you.

26. I know I miss home, but I'm worried about you; After much deliberation, I'd rather suffer!

27. I am willing to accompany you crazy, laugh, cry and grow old.

As soon as I saw you, I became unlike myself.

29. If I have you in my future, I am not afraid of anything.

30. I am lazy and have no special skills, but I love you very much.

Humorous sentence 3 1, I can't fly over the endless sea, not that I didn't, but that the other side of the sea didn't wait. Maybe I will change, you will change, and we will be sweet with others, but that's not my hope. Do you know, tea tea, I hope I can still warm your wrinkled face when we lose our teeth and turn white.

I know you hate me. I will disappear from your life in the future. I won't bother you again. When you think of our happiness, please let me share it with you! Love you forever! Shh!

Do you remember the thorn (cactus) that you gave me? It was sick and its roots began to rot. I used to think it would always be mixed with me. Why are you sick now? I am watering it with my heart, but it will still wither. Why is God so cruel and leave me alone?

Last night, I asked a mosquito to come to you, let it tell you that I miss you very much, and let it kiss you for me, because now I can't get close to you! It will tell you how much I miss you! You asked me how much I love you? Big bag represents my heart! If you make your girlfriend happy

I got up the courage and gave you a cake. At this time, it may be destined to eat more than gifts with me. Feed you oranges, buy chicken feet and make what you want. Most of the time, I hope you eat well. Do you know why? This is what I hope my love is contained in every drop of your blood.

In the face of your concern, the memory you gave me is sad and romantic. I really want to ask you: today's you and me, can you repeat yesterday's story?

7. If loving you is a mistake, I would rather make it worse, even if it is a lifelong mistake!

8. Girl, give me a smile. Otherwise, I will give you a smile.

9. I don't know how long a meteor can fly and whether it is worth pursuing; I don't know how long the cherry blossoms will last, and whether it is worth waiting for; But I know that our feelings can be as beautiful as fireworks and as eternal as stars, which is worth keeping for a lifetime!

10, Duoduo (my little niece, she likes my little niece very much) has been able to walk, and it is very touching to watch the child get up and walk. But also called aunt, once holding her, she looked at me and suddenly called aunt. Did she see you in my eyes? Does she miss her aunt who loves her? Aunt who loves her, come back.

1 1. I always ask you to give me hope, but how much have I given you? I've been reflecting on myself. I want to overcome inertia and study. Now I teach myself tap dancing, which is the kind that Jack and Ruth danced arm in arm in Titanic. Actually, I have many dreams, and now is the beginning.

12, I don't know why my heart hurts. Maybe the alcohol didn't disappear last night. I tried to miss you at work for a while, but I still have a lot of you in my mind.

13, it's so boring tonight. I will send you a short message. If you are angry, please throw away your mobile phone!

14, if one day you feel tired, as long as you turn around, my blessing will be by your side, no matter how far away or how many years, my love will be by your side! love you

15, if you can find someone who loves you more than me, I will bless you all my life. If you can't find that person, then that person who loves you is me!

16, drink less, eat more vegetables, and stand up if you can't reach it; Talk less, talk more, avoid right and wrong, laugh heartily; Spend less, be more affordable, and go home early and feel refreshed!

17, I never said I missed you, but it was raining in Mao Mao outside the window. I suspect it is your footsteps. I looked up shyly, and the breeze and drizzle outside the window still drifted to the depths of my memory, so I tell you that I really miss you!

18, sweet, you are my baby; When I am bored, you are my cat; When I am sad, you are my big brother; When you are spoiled, you are my support; In fact, I want to tell you loudly that you are all to me.

19, is it okay in the distance? I have a lot to say to you, but I don't know how to say it! Take care of yourself!

20. Your heart is still so kind, bless me and love me. Even if I am sad again, I don't regret loving you, but I regret that I didn't love you well when I had you and didn't give you many sweet memories. Really blame yourself!

2 1, you always think I'm thin and let me eat more. If you leave, will others let me eat more? Will someone scratch my back? I am sick, will others buy me milk? Will others want me to grow taller? Will others urge me to fight for my career? The answer is: no, others can't replace your good!

In the first minute, when you said goodbye, I was angry with you on purpose. In fact, how much I don't want to lose you. I miss your smile so much. Your lips make me reluctant to part. You taught me to kiss and close my eyes and kiss my heart.

I want to make friends with you, but don't bully me just because I am innocent! I am a thoughtful person. Sometimes I have too many ideas to live in peace. In fact, this is all for you!

24. In this uncertain world, who can tell what is true? What's fake? What's the matter? What is right? Let's face it bravely together. Okay？ !

25. When the wind stops chasing clouds, when the ice stops turning into water, when the fire is no longer hot, when the stone is no longer hard, and when there is no love in the world, I can stop loving you.

26. If one of us dies first, I'd rather let you die first, so you can leave the pain to me, so you don't have so much pain! Leave all the pain to me!

27, lovely you stole my love, stole my heart, I decided to sue you to the court, what should I sentence you? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

28. A woman's heart is so fickle. Sometimes it needs to be small, sometimes it needs passion, sometimes it needs romance, and sometimes it needs surprises. These are actually not difficult, you can do it with your heart, but men often ignore it. Can women give men another chance when they wake up? Classic discourse

29. Although I can only put my thoughts in the distance now, my heart has not changed direction. There is a lingering sadness in the sweetness of memories, just because you are not around. Every day is always a worrying thing.

30. People are insignificant; The world is small; The universe is just countless small combinations ―― my thoughts about you are a collection of hundreds of millions of universes ―― I love you, you know?