Relaxed and funny opening remarks (opening remarks and closing remarks of humorous speeches)

A witty opening remark can make people smile and relax the atmosphere of the whole scene. The humorous opening of homophonic can be chosen according to different scenes and different audiences. Here are some homophonic humorous opening examples:

Sorry, gentlemen, you have come to the wrong place, and today's speech is invalid; I don't think we need any speeches. What we need is sincere communication. Then, our sincere communication begins today. As soon as I took the stage, I told the audience that today's speech was invalid, and everyone was surprised. Then I thought, what's going on? At this time, the audience's attention was completely attracted by the speaker, and then the speaker began to say, "Our sincere communication begins today." Next, start the speech. The biggest advantage of this method is that it can quickly catch the attention of the audience. )

"Partners, some people are really well-run and congenial! There is a "trick inscription" that tells us: the position is not high, but there is a spirit above the head; The official is not big, but the hand is long; Si is a trick, only I seek it; Hold thick legs above and use them for private use below; Bragging is lucky, flattery doesn't touch the needle, you can open the back door and talk about friendship. There is no cell of justice, no rules, alcohol and tobacco, and money can communicate with God. Confucius said,' What is there?' "

Ladies and gentlemen, please let me shine on the stage. If you like me very much, please applaud. Don't clap your hands if you like me too much. Thank you for your cooperation. ...

This opening remark left a very frank and humorous impression of superiority. Soon, at the "Golden Microphone Night" literary evening, I saw him smiling and said to the audience, "I'm glad to see you again, but I'm sorry to see you again. ...

The humorous speech is over.

Humor makes the end of the speech more emotional, and "lingering sound, three days without stopping" is the best result pursued at the end of the speech.

In all kinds of speeches, humorous style can be regarded as the most affectionate one. A speaker can win laughter at the end, which not only shows that his speech skills are very mature, but also leaves exciting memories for himself and his audience, which is also a sign of the successful completion of his speech. So, how can we achieve this result?

First, end the speech with humorous words.

1. Create motivation.

Teacher Lao She, a famous writer in China, is very humorous. In a speech in a city, he began: "Today I want to talk to you about six questions." Then, he went on to speak first, second, third, fourth and fifth in an orderly way. After talking about the fifth question, he found that there was not much time for the meeting, so he raised his voice and said, "Sixth, dismissed." The audience was shocked at first, and soon clapped happily.

Lao She used an art of "making waves" here, which broke the normal speech content, then surprised the audience and received humorous effects.

2. Omit.

At the end of 1985, the National Writers Association held its annual meeting in Luohu District, Shenzhen. At the unveiling ceremony, the provincial and municipal levels congratulated the seniors on their guidance. When it was the turn of the secretary of the Luohu District Party Committee to speak, the unveiling ceremony had been going on for a long time. So he said, "First of all, on behalf of the Luohu District Party Committee and the district government, I would like to express my strong and warm farewell to all the experts and scholars." After the applause, he ran aground a little. He said loudly, "Finally, I wish the conference a complete success. My words are finished. " He ended his speech with lightning speed.

The audience was shocked at first, and then there was a burst of happy applause Because, from the "beginning" to the "end" for a period of time, the center omitted the second, third and fourth.

..... Such a speech, like an unexpected stone, has achieved the humorous effect of breaking the ground and is really unique.

3. induction and synthesis.

A heart-to-heart meeting for graduates of the Chinese Department of a university began with a speech by the general branch secretary of the department. The three-minute impromptu speech mainly revealed congratulations to the graduates. Then Professor Peng gave a speech, the theme of which was to hope that the students would continue to study hard, and he also quoted Lenin's famous words. Professor Pan, the third speaker, read Gorky's "Haiyan" and encouraged graduates to learn the energy of Haiyan. The deputy director of the department who spoke for the fourth time hoped that students would always remember their alma mater and teachers. Then, the graduates saw off Professor Wang's speech. Professor Wang, who was unprepared and hard to shirk, stood up, briefly recalled several unforgettable fragments of communication with his classmates over the past few years, and finally said slowly: "The first few people gave everyone ardent hope, but I still like to say what they said. (Laughter) First of all, I want to wish the students a smooth graduation! (Laughter) Secondly, I hope students will' study, study and study again'. (Laughter) Third, I hope students can fight bravely like Haiyan. (Laughter and applause) Fourth, I hope that students will not forget their alma mater, and don't forget to train your teachers hard! "

Here, Professor Wang has made a witty, humorous and distinctive speech by concisely summarizing the themes of the previous four speeches, making new wine in old bottles.

Second, with the help of props, complete the humorous result.

1. Compare.

At the end of his speech at China University of the Arts, Lu Xun said:

"These are my views on the art world in recent years.

"Today, I brought a picture of five thousand years of civilization in China. Please enjoy it. "

As he spoke, he put his hand into his robe and gradually extended a roll of paper from the top of the skirt and opened it. It is a sick and ugly monthly card. Made the audience laugh and cry.

With the help of proper props, Mr. Lu Xun is in sharp contrast with the finished language and is very humorous. Not only the speech was successfully completed in a pleasant atmosphere, but also the audience further tasted the profound meaning of the teacher's speech in laughter.

2. Puns.

At the end of a lecture in Yan 'an, Mao Zedong took out a box of cigarettes and touched it with his fingers gradually, but he didn't take out a cigarette for a long time, apparently he finished it. The people concerned are very anxious. Because Mao Zedong was a chain smoker, someone immediately set out to buy cigarettes. While speaking, Mao Zedong continued to touch the cigarette case. After a while, he smiled and took out the only cigarette, held it on his finger and said to everyone, "The last one!" "

As Mao Zedong said, this "last article" is the last question and the last cigarette.

Punning, full of fun, the audience laughed, and the audience's fatigue and tiredness were swept away in the laughter.

Third, end the speech with humor.

It is rare to end a speech with humorous measures, but there are many examples.

James Lowell, an American poet and literary critic, announced an impromptu speech at a dinner in London when he was ambassador to Britain in 1883. Finally, he said, "I heard a story when I was very young. It's about an American Methodist minister. He preached at a camping mission and told the story of Joshua. He began to say, "Believers, the sun moves in three ways. The first way is to go forward or go straight. The second is to retreat or move backwards; The third is mentioned in our scripture-standing still. Teachers, I wonder if you can understand the meaning of this story. I hope you can. Tonight's after-dinner speaker begins with a straight deviation (getting up and leaving his seat to demonstrate)-that is, the activity of the sun moving forward. Then he came back and began to repeat his action-the backward movement of the sun. Finally, with a strong sense of prejudice, it brought me to the end. This is what we just said about the static activity of the sun. " (In laughter, Lowell sits down again.)

This kind of realistic action, which is closely related to the topic, is vivid and seamless. How can we not win strong applause and laughter from the audience?

There are many people at the humorous end of the speech. The key is that the speaker should have a sense of humor, and can properly grasp the atmosphere of the speech and the mentality of the audience in the speech, so that the finished speech can receive the warning effect of "lingering sound, three days without stopping".