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What would you do if your boss gave you 30 yuan to buy cigarettes from 50 yuan?

If this happens to me, I will still buy a box of cigarettes from 50 yuan, but I will tell my boss that I spent 60 yuan. Even if the boss later knows that the price of cigarettes is 50 yuan, he will say that he was cheated at that time.

1 branch, the boss has no intention of:

After that, the boss didn't give me more money, and I did lose 20 yuan, but the double price difference will leave a certain impression on him. If there is a next time, at least he will pay attention to it and should not let me suffer again unless he is shameless;

If you give me money, I will earn 10 yuan. Next time, tell him that the price of cigarettes has changed to 50 10 yuan, and he will be very happy.

Branch 2, the boss is intentional:

If the boss knows that the price of cigarettes is 50 yuan, he will say that he was cheated. If he gives me money, I will still accept it without hesitation, and cheat him 10 yuan to make him remember. Next time, tell him that the price of cigarettes is 50, so that he really thinks that I am a victim for the first time.

I need my boss to conclude that the reason for the loss is not my execution ability, but that he didn't think it over beforehand.

This will neither offend the boss nor wronged yourself.

I will take it step by step:

The first step is to find the cigarettes that the boss wants to buy in the store;

The second step is to add 20 yuan to pay the bill and take the small ticket at the same time;

Step 3, find the boss and give him the cigarette and receipt;

The fourth step, please ask the boss to divide the cigarette into 5 parts, the boss gets 3 parts and I get 2 parts;

Step five, take my eight cigarettes and tell my boss that I can consider buying some others in the future because I don't smoke;

Step 6, get out of the boss's office;

Mission accomplished.

I don't know the price of cigarettes, so I bought them for 30 yuan. You didn't know until you got to the supermarket that the cigarettes were originally from 50 yuan. At this time, I will choose to put them on first. At this time, I can think dialectically. In the company, it is not uncommon for the boss to ask employees to pay. Even, it is not uncommon for employees to pay in advance and return it to him when they go back. In this way, they have nothing to say when they go back, and employees don't have to mention it or not.

Another is that he forgot the price and made a mistake. Generally, bosses are busy. It is normal to remember the price of cigarettes and take the wrong money. You can put it on yourself first, and then go to the company to make it clear and find financial reimbursement. Besides, there will be a second time and a third time for the first time, so you should make it clear to the boss about the price of this item for the first time. The boss is the boss, the whole company is his, and the money is his. Will you haggle over dozens of dollars? As long as you tell him the truth, he is not unreasonable. It's not easy for office workers, so there's no need to take advantage of them.

As a contemporary youth with independent thinking and not being a dog, we should catch up with the trend of the times, conform to the development of the times, and abandon the traditional virtue that suffering is a blessing, because we are a moonlight family and we are poor!

This needs to be analyzed in two situations, one is that the boss is unintentional, and the other is that the boss is intentional.

The boss is sometimes so busy that he forgets that the price of cigarettes is 50 yuan.

The boss doesn't know where the price of cigarettes in 50 yuan is.

The boss himself doesn't smoke and is going out to distribute it to other friends or customers.

If the boss didn't mean it, it is suggested to tell him about the cigarette money gently.

I paid 20 yuan in advance, and then gave the receipt to my boss, telling him that I didn't expect the cigarette downstairs to cost 20 yuan more than usual, but fortunately I bought it back first.

(2) 20 yuan in advance, and then give the receipt to the finance department for reimbursement, let the finance department and the boss to confirm, so that both sides have face.

The boss deliberately asked a question to test your problem-solving ability.

At this time, the boss knows that 30 yuan can't buy cigarettes from 50 yuan, but you won't know until you buy them, so the above two methods can still be adopted.

At the same time, it can be like this:

(1) 20 yuan in advance, and then give the receipt to the boss, and then tell the boss that there is no such cigarette in the cigarette shop downstairs. I feel that you are not used to smoking, so I bought a pack from other places, although it is expensive at 20 yuan.

(2) when buying cigarettes, call the boss to confirm whether you want XX brand cigarettes, and the merchant wants 50 yuan. Then I told my boss that I would buy it first and let him decide.

Usually the boss knows the price of cigarettes and won't embarrass his subordinates. Although this is rare in 20 yuan, we can see his ability to solve problems and deal with interpersonal relationships.

The boss may give you a question today, and the customer may give you a question tomorrow. I suggest making things clear and seeking truth from facts.

The boss made things difficult for you on purpose.

This situation is not good, so it is suggested to solve the problem first. The above four methods can be adopted, and other methods can also be adopted. Suggestions are still based on the principle of solving problems first.

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My boss gave me 30 yuan, but asked me to buy cigarettes from 50 yuan. There are three situations here. The first is that the boss himself doesn't know the price of 50 yuan cigarettes or is a little confused now. Generally speaking, this kind of situation is impossible, let alone such a smart boss. But there is a saying in the countryside called "three assholes a day", which means that even smart people sometimes make mistakes and get confused within one day. What can the boss do? The tiger is still dozing. This situation can be explained to the boss humorously and euphemistically, at least it can make the boss look less embarrassed.

In the second case, the boss is intentional, so the purpose can be to guess the boss's intention according to the environment at that time. Suppose in the second case, the boss's intention is to let you spend 30 yuan on 50 yuan cigarettes. This is obviously impossible unless you post the money yourself. As a subordinate, you should post your own money without paying it. I think this kind of boss is usually dissatisfied with you, so he can only pick on you because he has nothing to do. I suggest that when you meet such a boss, you should make it clear that 30 yuan can't buy 50 yuan of cigarettes, and I think since the boss intends to make things difficult for you, you should make plans in advance or explain the situation directly to the boss. I am not qualified for this job. Please ask the boss to fire me.

In the third case, the boss did it on purpose. Since you can't finish things, don't be persistent, because the boss's move is not about wine, but about mountains and rivers. The boss must have something to say at that time, so he had to suggest that you just find an excuse to prevaricate. Doesn't the boss know that 30 yuan can't buy 50 yuan cigarettes? The boss must know that it is not easy to make it clear in front of others, so he just said it to you casually. This time, 30 yuan may let you buy cigarettes from 50 yuan, and next time, 20 yuan may let you buy cigarettes from 50 yuan. Money doesn't matter. It's not important to give you a hint and a signal. I'll give you some money to go out and play. Don't stay there to get in the way, and don't really buy cigarettes yourself, or the boss will think you are too sincere. In this case, either the boss wants to test whether you are smart or not, or the boss did have some customers to talk about business at that time, so he deliberately pushed you away, or there was a woman at the scene and the boss deliberately pushed you away, so that you wouldn't ruin the boss's good thing.

If this happens, I will take the 30 yuan he gave me to buy 50 yuan cigarettes, and then come back and give him both cigarettes and receipts, saying with emotion: Now prices have risen so fast that even cigarettes have gone up. Do it.

Sometimes the boss doesn't mean to pay less. Perhaps in his impression, this cigarette is 30. If you buy it back, tell him that the price has increased, and he won't pay less in the future.

Anyone who has been a soldier knows that when he first joined the army, he did not know the rules of the army. The monitor gave me 10 yuan to buy a bucket of instant noodles, a bottle of coke and a bag of hibiscus king. He's looking for 5 yuan to give him money. I'm confused. Where is ten dollars enough? The monitor behind me said, did you take the wrong money? 65,438+00 yuan is not enough, and then next to him.

Wenxi will give you fifty cents to buy me a cup of milk tea. Remember to keep the change.

I can't stand so many comments. The boss draws the company's Chinese, almost 50. He bought 50 cigarettes for 30, which is to buy him fake cigarettes. If it were me, I would ask the boss where to buy the goods at a price of 30 to 50.