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A bedtime story to fool a fool.

A bedtime story to fool a fool.

Children like to listen to stories before going to bed. When telling stories, you can not only put children to sleep, but also learn the truth and benefits from it, and parents can also learn from parenting experience. So here are bedtime stories to fool, let's take a look.

Bedtime stories for fools 1 bedtime stories for fools

1, bragging ant

A little ant loves to brag.

One day, it was playing on the grass and a snail passed by.

The little ant laughed at the snail and said, "why are you so bloated?" Look how smart my body is. "

"Then why are you so smart?" The snail looked at the ant enviously and said.

The ant thought for a moment and said, "I haven't eaten for ten days and ten nights, and I have lost weight."

"Really?" The snail said incredulously.

"Of course it's true," said the ant firmly.

"Although you are clever, you are not as strong as me!" Snails laugh at ants in turn.

"Who said that? My strength is great! " The ant immediately retorted. "I don't believe it," said the snail.

"I can carry something heavier than a shell. If you don't believe me, just put a stone on my back. " Ants are eager to prove themselves.

"All right, then," said the snail, looking anxiously at the ant. The snail put a stone on the ant's back. "how about it? Can you bear it? " The snail asked the ant.

The ant didn't answer. When the snail saw it, the ant disappeared. It turns out that ants have climbed to the other side of the stone.

Story comment: The ant in the story always likes to brag and insists that its strength is greater than that of the snail, but it really quits the competition. This story tells us not to brag, but to have real skills to boast about. Successful people will never show how great they are, so it is better to be modest!

2. Cock greets with its mouth.

One day, Huahua went out to play and saw the rabbit eating bubble gum. Ah, his saliva suddenly flowed out. He went up to him and said, "Rabbit, shall I exchange some feathers on my tail for your bubble gum?" Before the rabbit could answer, Huahua pulled out some feathers, threw them on the ground, picked up bubble gum and ran away. He looked at the tail while eating and said, "Nothing, nothing, a few feathers are missing, and it's still a beautiful tail."

After eating bubble gum, Huahua saw the hedgehog eating cookies again. Ah, his saliva suddenly flowed out again He went up to him and said, "hedgehog, shall I exchange some feathers for a biscuit for you?" Before the hedgehog could answer, Huahua pulled out some feathers, threw them on the ground, picked up the biscuits and ran away.

He looked at the tail while eating and said, "Nothing, nothing, a few feathers are missing, and it's still a beautiful tail."

Suddenly, Huahua smelled the fragrance of beans again. Looking up, it turned out that the vole was eating spiced beans. Ah, Huahua is drooling again. He had no choice but to pull out some feathers and throw them to the vole. Then he picked up some spiced beans and ran away. ...

The sun is setting soon, and Huahua has gone home. When my brother and sister saw him, they all cried out in fear, "Oh, dear! Where did you get such an ugly' bald tail'! "

Huahua cried sadly and refused to come out under the table. At this moment, the door rang and small animals such as rabbits and hedgehogs came in. They brought flowers and feathers thrown on the ground.

Xiaohuahua has a beautiful big tail again. He said, "I know this time. I must control my gluttony! " "

Story comment: Now the rooster knows that he shouldn't have the bad habit of gluttony, and the animals have sent his feathers back! This story tells us that it is normal for people to love to eat, but we must know that enough is enough. When we see what we eat, we should not lose control.

The little squirrel changed its tail.

The little squirrel thought that his tail was too long, and it was really troublesome to dress up for half a day every day, so he had a whim and went to play with his friends to change his tail.

He found the white rabbit and said to it, "White rabbit, look, my tail is long and yours is short.". How about we exchange? " The little white rabbit thought it was very interesting and said, "Good!" Two good friends exchanged tails and looked at each other with interest.

The white rabbit waved its long tail, danced and sang. Squirrels also find it interesting. He feels a lot lighter at the back of his ass. He happily held up a nut and sang, "Who said that a squirrel's tail is long? It would be shorter if it were a rabbit. "

Like a little feather, fly, fly to the sky.

The little squirrel finished singing and jumped into the tree. As a result, as soon as he jumped into the tree, he lost his balance and fell off the branch with a plop, making the little squirrel cry with pain.

The little white rabbit hurried over to help him up and wanted to take him to see a doctor. I didn't know that the white rabbit changed the long tail of the squirrel, so it couldn't run fast or jump, so it stamped its feet.

Uncle elephant happened to pass by here, and when he saw the little white rabbit in a hurry, he quickly said, "Little white rabbit, change your tail and squirrel quickly so that you can go to the doctor." Two good friends changed their tails again. The rabbit ran very fast and called Dr. Owl.

Dr. Owl asked the little squirrel why he was injured, and said to the little squirrel, "You can't change tails with other children in the future." Your tail is a magic weapon to keep your body balanced! "

The little squirrel bowed his head shyly: "I see, I will change other people's things when they are ready." My tail used to be my magic weapon. "

Story comment: The little squirrel envied the short tail of the white rabbit, but when they changed their tails, they found that life was not better, but worse. Just as many people in life always complain that their lives are not good, but they don't understand others' lives, there are also unsatisfactory places.

Therefore, we should not envy others casually. Everyone has his own life, his own happiness and misfortune, and what suits him is the best.

Bedtime stories for fools 2 Bedtime stories for fools

Once upon a time, there was a man who was very rich. Just as there is no perfect happiness in the world, his only son is so stupid that he doesn't even know what two plus two equals. Finally, his father couldn't stand his stupidity any longer, so he gave him a wallet full of gold and sent him abroad to make a living, reminding him to remember the following maxim:

Fools would rather travel than stay at home.

The young man named Mosaixian got on his horse and set off for Venice, hoping to go to Cairo by boat. After riding for a while, he saw a man standing under an poplar tree and asked him, "Friend, what's your name?" Where are you from? What can you order? "

The man replied, "My name is Kuairusi, and I'm from Fleet Town. I run as fast as lightning. "

"I want to see it." Mo Saixian said.

"Please wait a moment," Kuairu said. "I'll let you know that I'm telling the truth later."

As soon as the voice fell, a little doe jumped from where they stood.

To give it an advantage, let it run for a while, and then catch up quickly. Even if the ground is covered with flour, you can't see his footprints. After only a few steps, he caught up with the doe. Seeing the brisk pace, Mo Saixian asked to go with him as soon as possible and promised him a generous reward.

Shi Ru agreed to his proposal, so they continued to travel together. After walking less than a mile, they met a young man. Mo Saixian stopped and asked, "Friend, what's your name?" Where are you from? What can you order? "

The young man quickly replied, "My name is Rabbit Ear, and I come from Curious Valley. I just need to stick my ear to the ground and I can hear everything that happens in the world, including all kinds of conspiracies in palaces and farmhouses, as well as all kinds of plans of mice and humans. "

"If so," said Mo Saixian, "then please tell me what is happening at home now?"

The young man put his ear to the ground and immediately said, "An old man is saying to his wife,' Thank God, we finally got rid of Moses. Because maybe he can learn some common sense when he goes out, and he won't be so stupid when he comes back. " "

"Enough, enough," cried Mo Saixian. "What you said is true, I believe. Come with us, and you will be paid. "

The boy agreed. After walking for almost ten miles, they met a third man. Mo Saixian asked again, "Friend, what's your name? Where are you from? What can you order? "

The man said, "My name is Arrow, and I come from Perfect Goal. My arrow is so accurate that I can hit a pea on the stone. "

"If you don't mind, I'd like to have a look!" Mo Saixian said.

The man immediately put a pea on the stone, pulled the bow and arrow, and easily got into the middle of the pea.

When Mo Saixian saw this, he knew that what he said was true and immediately told him to agree.

After walking for a few days, they saw a large group of people digging ditches under the scorching sun.

Mo Saixian sympathized with them and said, "Dear friends, you can cook eggs in one minute in this weather. Why are you still working so hard? "

One of the workers replied, "We are not hot, but we feel as fresh as daisies, because there is a young man behind us blowing air to cool us down, just like the west wind in Xu Lai."

"Then let me meet him." Mo Saixian said.

When people called the young man, Mo Saixian asked, "What's your name? Where are you from? What can you order? "

"My name is Feng, and I come from Fengzhen. I can blow out any wind you want with my mouth. If you want the west wind, I can give it to you right away; If you want the north wind, I can make these houses fall down before your eyes at once. "

Mo Saixian carefully replied: "Seeing is believing!"

Feng immediately began to convince Mo Saixian with facts. He blew lightly at first, and the wind was like a breeze at night. Then he turned around and there was a strong wind, and a whole row of oak trees fell to the ground.

Seeing this, Mo Saixian was very happy and begged Feng to go with them. On the way, they met another person. As usual, Mosai Xianxiang greeted him: "What's your name? Where are you from? What can you order? "

"I have a strong back and come from Dali Town. My strength can lift a mountain just like lifting a feather. "

"If so," said Mo Saixian, "then you must be a wise man. I want to see your strength with my own eyes! "

Therefore, the back is very strong, and many huge stones and trunks are placed on his back. Even a hundred carriages can't carry such a heavy thing.

After seeing his skill, Mo Saixian advised him to have a strong back and set out together. A group of six people continued to March and finally came to a country called Huagu.

Bedtime Stories for Fools Chapter 3 1: Bedtime Stories for Fools

A great mother gave birth to a child. She did not cry when she was born. She is bald and weighs 6 pounds. She hit him, but she kept laughing. All the people present were stunned. The priest said the child was hopeless. You gave birth to a fool. Everyone believes what the priest says. Let's look back.

Children grow up day by day and can't play with their peers. If you stay together, you can only make fun of them and become children's playthings. Besides, they didn't start talking until they were 4 years old. The only thing worth mentioning is that he loves to laugh. Please allow me to say so. He always smiles optimistically, but others don't. He just smiles day after day, no matter what others think or say. ...

This goes all the way to school. Once, the teacher asked the children to make a small bench out of paper. The next day, all the children handed in their masterpieces and the teacher evaluated them one by one. It's his turn. The teacher made a 180 degree turn with a straight face: What are you doing? I've never seen such a bad bench. He stood up at once: teacher, I made three, which is the best. In fact, he did the same.

He was so stupid when he was a child, but it doesn't affect his future. He is the most famous scientist in the 20th century, the inventor of the theory of relativity, Albert Einstein, a scientist comparable to Newton. As he said, all his life, scientists' thinking is intuitive.

Chapter 2: Bedtime Stories of Silly Children

On the top of the tall tree, there lived a little sparrow who liked to sing. Her singing is so beautiful that all animals like to listen to it.

One day, the little sparrow stood on the top of a tall tree and sang loudly, "In the morning, there is a sparrow who loves to sing …". Suddenly, a voice came from below: "Little sparrow above, please stop singing." The sparrow thought, "am I not good at singing?" Why don't I sing? I have to go down and ask. "

The sparrow flew down, saw the owl and asked, "Don't you want me to sing?" The owl said, "No, no, the friends below don't want you to sing."

The sparrow flew down again and saw the woodpecker ask, "Woodpecker, don't you want me to sing?" The woodpecker said, "No, no, the friends below don't want you to sing."

The sparrow continued to fly down and saw the little monkey ask, "Little monkey, don't you want me to sing?" The little monkey said, "No, no, the friends below don't want you to sing."

The sparrow flew down again and saw a little squirrel asking, "Little squirrel, don't you want me to sing?" The little squirrel said, "Yes. I told you not to sing. "

The sparrow asked strangely, "Why?"

The little squirrel said, "Just fly down and have a look."

Little sparrow flies under the tree, ah! The deer in the grass is sleeping.

The little sparrow stopped singing, flew back to the top of the tree gently and waited quietly. It thought, "When the deer wakes up, I will sing the most beautiful song for her."