A joke about cats.

1 (slimming tea) The cat chased the mouse into the hole and the mouse got into it. After a while, a cricket came out The cat snapped, "Stop! You think I won't recognize you after drinking slimming tea! "

It is said that one day, a cat caught a mouse and was about to eat it. The mouse said to the cat, "don't worry, brother cat." You see, the farmer's uncle planted corn in the field and harvested a lot of corn in autumn, planted peanuts in the field and harvested a lot of peanuts in autumn. Please plant me in the ground, and I will grow many mice in autumn. " The cat listened to the mouse. It planted the mouse on the ground and the mouse ran away screaming.

Mother mouse was striding along the kitchen floor with a group of little mice, when suddenly a cat jumped out. The cat cried, "Meow! Mimeow！” Mother mouse also called back: "Meiyu! Mimeow！” The confused cat left, and the mother mouse said to her little mice, "Look, am I right?" I told you that it is always useful to learn one more foreign language. "