Do you have any cold jokes that have been treasured for years?

Among my favorite jokes, I personally think this one is the most classic, so I want to share it with you.

A man got off work late because the boss asked him to work overtime. As a result, when he first arrived at the bus stop, the bus he was going to take had just left. In order to catch the bus, he kept running. In order to catch the bus, he missed it when he ran home.

Panting at home, he happily said to his wife, "Wife, I missed the bus today, saving two yuan on the fare."

At this time, his wife was particularly unhappy and said, "You are so stupid. You have to catch a taxi, so you can at least earn a starting price. "

Every time I think of this joke, I want to laugh. That's brilliant.