A joke of about fifty words.

1, at the dinner table, grandma recalled the past. Speaking of the flood, I said to my father, "Your brother was born with a lot of water, don't you remember?" Dad nodded and said affirmatively, "Yes, I remember."

Touch screens are popular in mobile phones and computers now. Some friends feel that with the rapid development of science and technology, it is impossible to say which day TV will touch the screen. Another friend said: you are so stupid! Do I have to walk over and poke with my finger without the remote control?

3. My son invited some classmates to play at home. As an enlightened parent, I regard them as friends, chat with them about games and life. Later, when I went out to buy food, I heard someone outside the door say, "Your father is really something, and he is finally willing to leave."

I went to see a doctor because of toothache. The doctor said my teeth were a little worn. I asked if I would grind my teeth at night. I said I don't know. How can I know if I have molars when I am asleep? The doctor said: Oh, single.

I talked to Ma Ma on the phone last night, and my mother started chanting again. Let me either take my partner home for the New Year this year, or go back to his home for the New Year with my partner, otherwise I will bear the consequences! I thought about it and said to my mother, "There's nothing I can do. I don't think the zoo will agree! " "

6. That day, I was walking in the street and saw a car parked between two walls. The front and rear bars are very narrow from the wall. What a high reversing skill it takes to pour in! A buddy came and stood by the car. Me: "Did you stop? Master! " He: "I parked my car here yesterday! Strange, who is this wall after I stop! "