What are cold jokes and black humor?

why should we put two spoonfuls of salt on the basketball board? (Because salt is hard to get in)

A meat steamed stuffed bun was walking on the road, and when he was hungry, he ate himself.

is there some consternation? What we want is this effect, and what fashion says now is cold jokes. There used to be a saying about the attitude towards jokes: If you tell a joke to a China person, he will pat you on the shoulder and say, Hey, interesting; Tell an American a joke and he will laugh. Tell a joke to a Youtai person, and he will say, I have heard it long ago, and what you said is wrong. Youtai people have too many historical deposits and too many wanderings; Tell a joke to a German, he will smile politely, and then turn to other topics, old-fashioned; Tell it to an Englishman, and he will show it politely, and then suddenly laugh in the middle of the night before he understands the meaning of jokes. Englishmen like to use their brains. The history of China people is also very long, so there is a branch-cold jokes.

It is said that the origin of cold jokes is such a story: The little penguin asked his grandmother one day, "Grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asks his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin. What's the matter?" "But, but why do I feel so cold?"

it's a bit nonsense, a bit boring, to put it mildly, a bit postmodern. Modern people are tired of telling those original jokes and listening to them, so they come up with these cold things.

Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Do you know why?

Because: It's really like Dabai

Ducks and crabs race to the finish line together, and it's hard to tell the winner. The referee said: Let's have a pair of scissors, stones and cloth! Duck nu: Shit, set me up? As soon as I come out, it's cloth. He always scissors!

A polar bear stood alone in a daze on the ice. He was really bored and began to pull out his own fur. One … two … three … finally, there was not one left. Suddenly, he shouted ………………… how cold it is! ! ..................

Do you know what color Spider-Man is?

red, wrong!

It's white.

I don't believe you read spider man's English: Spiderman (white man)

Excuse me, what is the most common sentence people say in this world?

Think about it.

I can't think of it.

Let me tell you.

I just don't know!

An egg went to a teahouse to drink tea, and it turned into a tea egg.

There was an apple

walking on the road

Suddenly

he found himself moldy.

One day ...

Xiaoming was walking on the road ...

As a result ... he tripped over a stone! ! ! ! ! !

Ha ha ha ha

There was a man named Motorcycle, and the next day, he was rode away.

There was a man who looked like a sweet potato and fell down while walking

There was a man who looked like an onion and cried while walking

Once upon a time, there was a man named Xiaocai.

As a result ...

He was taken away!

One day, a big grape and a small grape were walking on the road. The big grape suddenly said to the small grape, Can I crush you? Small grapes say: Good! As a result, the small grape was crushed to death.

One day, there was a fudge walking in the street for a long time. He said, Ah, my legs are so soft ...

One day, mung bean committed suicide and jumped off the fifth floor, bleeding a lot. It became red bean. It kept oozing. It became soybean. The wound was scarred. Finally, it became black bean.

It's so hot, I'm going to take off my clothes.

As a result, he peeled off the skin.

As a result, the banana at the back fell down.

One day, Zero and Eight were walking on the road and met head-on. Zero and Eight said that they were fat and tied their waists.

There was a monk who liked to drink, but he was afraid of being discovered, so he secretly hid under the bed. One day, when he came, he found that all the wine was gone. However, people who love discipline can't directly ask them who stole their own wine, so they asked his three disciples: the good wine is gone (long time no see), the first disciple said, "I didn't steal it" (Amitabha), the second disciple said, "I drank four cups" (I am merciful to the Buddha), and the last disciple boldly said, "Because the wine is not strong enough."