A few jokes are badly needed.

Once upon a time, a man named Shuang died. On the day of the funeral, his family shouted his name: "Shuang Shuang ... Shuang Shuang ... Shuang Shuang ..." Then a passerby saw this scene and asked, "What are you happy about?" The cool family suddenly burst into tears: "It's so cool!"

A farmer went to prostitute, and the prostitute said, "Ten dollars on the grass, thirty on the chair and fifty on the bed!" " "After hearing this, the farmer threw 50 yuan to the prostitute, and the prostitute smiled and said," Brother, you really have feelings! "The farmer said," Bullshit! Five times on the grass! " "