A joke story about three ghosts

One day they met God while shopping! They told God that they all died miserably and hoped to let them go to heaven! God said helplessly that there are too many residents in heaven now, and there are already too many people in heaven. Full. But now there is still a quota! You tell me, whoever dies the worst will be allowed to go to heaven!

So, the first ghost started talking?

When I was alive Is a cleaner. The work was very hard! I was busy from morning to night!

One day, I was cleaning the windows outside a building! It was the kind of dangerous work that involves hanging outside at high altitudes!

In Chapter 1 More than 30 floors up! Suddenly, my foot slipped and I fell! I thought, it’s over! I’m going to die!

But my survival instinct made me grab unconsciously! Fortunately, I caught it A balcony railing,

on the 13th floor. I thought there was hope! So I wanted to wait until I got better and then climb up!

Unexpectedly, someone suddenly grabbed my hand and I fell down again! I thought, now I am really finished. !

However, my fate should not have been decided. There was a tent underneath to catch me. I was glad that I must have accumulated good deeds in my previous life!

I wanted to go down as soon as I felt better. Unexpectedly, a refrigerator fell from above and killed me!

The second ghost said?

I was a clerk during my lifetime. Everything is fine, I have a beautiful wife. She has a great figure!

But she is a bit watery. I have a mild heart condition. One day I forgot to bring my medicine to work, so I went home to get it. As soon as he entered the door, he saw his wife with disheveled hair and disheveled clothes. There must be an adulterer. So I searched all over the house, the kitchen, and the toilet, but couldn't find it. When I got to the balcony, I found two hands on the railing. I thought: Adulterer! So I grabbed his hands. I thought, 13th floor! I’ll see if I fall to death!

But when I saw it, I was not dead! He was caught by the tent! I was anxious, so I searched all over the house. When I entered the kitchen, I found that the refrigerator was big enough. , so he threw the refrigerator down. I finally smashed him to death! I was so happy! I couldn’t stop laughing. Who would have thought that my heart would burst from laughter and I would die laughing!

The third ghost said?

I was a gangster when I was alive, but I didn’t do anything bad! One day I came to A female friend showed up at her house! She just finished doing some errands and her husband suddenly came back! I had to find a place to hide. So I searched the kitchen and the toilet, and finally found that their refrigerator was quite big, so I hid in the refrigerator! I didn’t understand how her husband knew I was in the refrigerator. He actually gave the refrigerator to me from the 13th floor. Throw it down!

I just threw myself and the refrigerator to death!