Are there any jokes that make people feel sick after hearing them?

Eight of the most disgusting jokes

1. When I was a child, I was dishonest about eating. In order to educate me, an old farmer said to me: Sixty years of hard work, no food, and he dug it out. Boogers are never thrown away.

Second, the eldest son and the second child were on a plane. The second child got airsick and kept vomiting. One bag was full, so the boss had to go get it. When he came back, he found that everyone on the plane was vomiting. The boss asked the reason, and the second child said: "I saw that this bag was also full of vomiting, so I had to drink half of the bag, and they all vomited."

3. Someone went to take care of them. Taking a friend to visit his grandmother. While he was talking to his grandmother, his friend started eating peanuts on the coffee table and finished them all. As they left, his friend said to Grandma, "Thank you for the peanuts." Grandma responded, "Oh! Uh-huh! Alas! Since I lost all my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate out of them. Old

Ahem. . .

Four. There was a rich man who was asked to go to the toilet. The first few people came out without washing their hands. So they were sent away, and only one of them washed his hands, so the rich man kept him. But one day, the rich man found that he came out without washing his hands. The rich man asked him why? The servant replied: "I brought it with me today." Toilet paper..."

5. On this day, the hotel owner was patrolling the lobby. A beggar came up and said, "Can I give you a toothpick, boss?" "The boss sent him away. After a while, another beggar came, also asking for toothpicks. The boss thought, why did the beggar ask for toothpicks instead of rice? He also sent him away, not too old. Another beggar came. The boss said to him: "Are you here to ask for toothpicks too? The beggar said: "Someone vomited, but I was a step too late. The two beggars in front had already eaten everything I could eat. Now only the soup is left." Can you give me a straw? "

6. The eldest brother and the second child went to the theater to watch a play. They saw the two arguing about the development of the plot and made a bet. The eldest brother pointed to the row of spittoons in front and said: "The loser I want a sip of what's in there. "Unfortunately, the eldest brother lost, so he frowned and took a sip. The two then bet on the following plot. This time, the second eldest son lost. The second eldest son picked up a spittoon and took fifteen gulps in a row. The boss was shocked and looked down in admiration. He said to the second boss, "You are so amazing. You can actually drink fifteen gulps in a row!" The second child shook his head, "It's not that I want to drink it. The phlegm in that spittoon is too thick and I can't stop biting it!"

7. A man saw a big sale in a store and walked in. "What are you buying?" "I want to buy dog ??food." “We have a rule that you have to prove you have a dog. "Where is such a provision?" “That’s what it’s like with sale items. "The man spent a long time with the salesperson, but the salesperson still refused to sell it to him. He had no choice but to go home and bring the dog with him, and then he bought dog food. A few days later, the man went to this store again to buy cat food." Give me two boxes of cat food. “We have a rule that you have to prove you have a cat. "It was the same salesperson. The man spent a long time with her, but in the end he had to go home and bring the cat with him before buying cat food. A few days later, the man came to the store carrying a large cardboard box with a hole dug out. , find the salesperson.

"What do you want to buy?" “You’ll know it when you put your hand in it. The salesperson put his hand in and said, "What is it? It's sticky." "I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper."

8. Someone liked the dish "Spicy Vermicelli Pot" very much. Once, he went to a restaurant and ordered this dish again. But the waiter told him that this dish had been sold out. "It's really Are they sold out? he asked disappointedly. "Sir, it's really sold out." You see, the last one was sold to the gentleman at that table. "The waiter replied. The man followed the waiter's instructions and saw a very respectable gentleman sitting next to him. The gentleman had almost eaten his meal, but the "Spicy Vermicelli Pot" was still full. The man He felt that the gentleman was wasting delicious food, so he walked up to the gentleman, pointed at the "Spicy Vermicelli Pot" and asked politely: "Sir, do you want more of this?" "The gentleman shook his head gracefully.

So the man immediately sat down, picked up the spoon and wolfed it down. Suddenly, he found a very small mouse with all its fur lying on the bottom of the casserole. Feeling sick, the man vomited all the vermicelli he had eaten back into the casserole. When he was there with his stomach turning, the gentleman looked at him with sympathy and said, "It's disgusting, isn't it? I was like that just now..."