A man's joke about raising pigs is very funny.

(1) A person went to the market to sell pigs, and it was raining in the dark. Twenty pigs were not sold, so he went to a farmhouse for the night.

The young woman said: it is inconvenient to have only one person at home.

Man: Please, big sister, give it to a pig.

W: OK, but there is only one bed in the house.

Man: I'm going to bed, too. Give it to a pig.

W: I agree.

In the middle of the night, the man and the woman discussed, I slept on you, and the woman refused.

Man: For two pigs.

Female permission, please don't move up.

After a while, the man couldn't help begging to move, but the woman refused.

Man: Give two pigs a move. The woman agreed.

The man moved eight times and stopped. The woman asked him why he did not move.

The man said that the pig was missing.

The woman whispered, or I'll give you a pig ...

After dawn, the man blew his whistle and caught 30 pigs (including the young woman's 10 pigs) and went to the market. ...

Harvard tutor's comment: In order to find the potential needs of users, we must guide and cultivate the needs of users in the early stage, so the investment generated is in line with the law of development.

(2) After another man learned about this, he also decided to do the same, so he went to the market to sell pigs. It was dark and raining, and twenty pigs were not sold, so he went to a farmhouse for the night.

The young woman said: it is inconvenient to have only one person at home.

Man: Please, big sister, give it to a pig.

W: OK, but there is only one bed in the house.

Man: I'm going to bed, too. Give it to a pig.

W: I agree.

Men and women in the middle of the night, I sleep on you, and women refuse.

Man: For two pigs.

Female permission, please don't move up.

After a while, the man couldn't help begging to move, but the woman refused.

Man: Give two pigs a move. The woman agreed.

The man moved seven times and stopped. The woman asked him why he did not move.

The man said, it's over ~ ~ ~ The woman said: ......

After dawn, the man lowered his head and drove two pigs to the market. ......

Harvard tutor's comments: Invest cautiously in combination with the enterprise's own scale, and beware of the problem of broken capital chain.

(3) After learning about this, another man decided to do the same thing and learn from it, so he first traded a pig for a Viagra.

After dawn, the man blew his whistle and caught 38 pigs (including 18 pigs from the young woman's house) and went to the market. ...

Harvard tutor's comment: If an enterprise gets the help of financial capital, its own operating ability will double.

There are many men who know this method, and the supply of Viagra is in short supply. Gradually, two pigs are needed, and three pigs are exchanged for one Viagra.

Harvard tutor's comment: This is inflation.

(4) However, there are more and more pigs becoming men now. The decision to sell Viagra expanded the production capacity and introduced the subprime loan Viagra. If you are short of a pig, you can borrow it first as long as you promise to stay in the woman's room for one night, and then pay the pig after it is done. This method has greatly promoted the sales of Viagra.

Harvard tutor's comment: This is a loan that allows enterprises to choose to borrow working capital according to their future income.

Viagra store later, even if you don't have a pig, as long as you promise to stay in the woman's room for one night, you can borrow it first and pay the pig after the job is done.

Harvard tutor's comment: This is financial innovation, so that people now can spend money in the future. Anyway, you can't spend money when you get old.

(5) As soon as the news came out, there were more and more pig-changing men, and some people looked for Viagra shops. This project is so good that we can turn it into a high-quality fund and sell bonds to the outside world. You can share my income, ok?

Viagra stores feel very good, so the company divides the pig-changing men into three categories, one is to change all pigs, the other is to borrow 20% pigs, and the other is to issue three kinds of bonds without any pigs. Everyone is very enthusiastic. They bought bonds from Viagra stores one by one. The business of Viagra Store was so good that it outsourced the sale of bonds to another company. The company also made a lot of money. The company grew bigger and bigger, and even distributed it to them out of the actual sales situation of Viagra, which brought huge cash benefits to itself and Viagra stores.

Harvard tutor's comment: This is what professionals do. From entity operation to capital operation, the economy has entered a higher level.

In order to prevent its bonds from losing money in the future, the company decided to buy insurance for them, so that it can sell bonds more conveniently, because once bonds have problems, they can also get compensation from insurance companies. Wow, the bond company.

Nowadays, the sales volume is very large, and insurance companies also get huge insurance income for no reason.

Harvard tutor's comment: This is a risk hedging and strategic alliance, which improves the enterprise's ability to resist risks and protects the interests of consumers.

(6) There are too many pig men, waiting in a long line, and the woman can't stand it, saying that my mother quit and I moved, and there are countless Viagra owed to pig men at one time.

Harvard tutor's comment: This is an individual phenomenon, which belongs to normal market fluctuation and will not affect the whole economy.

As a result, the woman refused to go home. Some men who owe pigs have no income and have to default. As a result, a large number of bonds cannot be exchanged for pigs when they expire. As soon as the bond company saw that it couldn't afford a single Viagra 16 pig, it declared bankruptcy.

Harvard tutor's comment: This is a subprime mortgage crisis and will not affect the entire financial industry.

I didn't know that bond companies also insured bonds. At first glance, the insurance company could not afford to pay, and also declared bankruptcy.

Harvard tutor's comment: This is a financial crisis and will not affect the whole real economy.

When the business of borrowing pigs is good, there are many small restaurants and hotels nearby to solve the accommodation problem for the huge pig borrowers. We were short of hands and hired a lot of helpers. As a result, Viagra and the insurance company are finished now. These small hotels have no business, so they cut their salaries and then laid off employees, causing a large number of migrant workers to return home. People have no money and can't afford that day, so businesses can't sell anything, and capital-intensive real estate developers have no cash flow, which leads to countless unfinished buildings and ultimately leads to sluggish consumption.

So it affected the real economy.

Seeing that people stopped buying things and put their money in the bank, the central bank announced a rate cut. Originally, it thought it could stimulate consumption by this move, but people stopped spending. When the interest rate is cut, the interest of the real estate loan bank will be less, but the income of the bank will be relatively reduced. Of course the bank won't do it. They originally asked real estate developers to borrow money from their own banks, but now they have backed down and the economy has not improved.

Leverage principle: a Viagra drives the whole economy.

However, according to the conservation principle, money cannot disappear for no reason. Since Viagra merchants, brokers and insurance companies have not made any money, of course, money can't make people who buy Viagra bonds rich, so someone will always make money.

Who made the money? We can make an assumption that the bonds issued by securities firms are not only bought by ordinary people, but also bought in large quantities by a huge institution, which can control the changes of the international exchange rate (suppose it is called Gaofengtang).

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Then I ate a lot of bonds and pushed them up all the way. It turned out that a Viagra = a bond was pushed up by them to 12 Viagra = 1 bond, which was sold in large quantities at the apex and cashed out in large quantities. At this time, due to the fluctuation of the international exchange rate, the central bank suddenly announced an increase in the domestic loan interest rate (for example, in 2007), so the real estate developer who borrowed 1 yuan from the bank originally only needed to pay 1 cent, but now it has to pay 3 cents, and the small hotel is also borrowing, making ends meet and closing down.

After bankruptcy, the original 12 viagra = 1 bonds were sold to 12 bonds = 1 viagra, but students can consider it. When the swineherd went to the woman's house, there was only 1 pig = 1 viagra at first.

This is called capitalist shearing.

2.

A professional pig farmer, one day a man came to ask him what pigs he fed. He said feed the chaff. The man said, I am from the Animal Protection Association, and I was fined 10,000 for cruelty to animals.

The next day, a man came to ask him what to feed the pigs. He said he would feed delicacies. The man said: I am from the African Refugee Agency. Africans have no food to eat. You still feed pigs so well that you sponsor 10 thousand.

On the third day, another man asked him what to feed the pigs. He thought about it and said, I gave him 100 yuan and he bought whatever he liked. 3. Going home on holiday, one day at dinner, my mother looked at my increasingly thin face and said with distress, "Son! Stay at home this holiday, and mom will definitely make you fat in vain! " "Really? Is there an ancestral secret recipe? " I arrived casually, and before my mother could answer, my father interrupted me: "Of course, your mother used to be an expert in raising pigs!" " "