What are some jokes that end with "the applause lasts forever"?

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A reporter asked the public: "Excuse me, is it a pity that you didn't win the sales championship last year?" Many people were wondering: How to ask such a question? Everyone is paying attention to how the public responds. The crowd affirmed: "Of course I'm not sorry!" The whole place was in an uproar and there was a lot of discussion. The public saw everyone's doubts and added: "I am the eternal champion of China." There was thunderous applause. The public's wit moved everyone present, and the applause lasted for a long time.

A reporter asked the public: "Excuse me, your engine oil is burning so badly. Are you planning to enter the oil industry in the future?" Many people were wondering: How to ask such a question? Everyone is paying attention to how the public responds. The crowd affirmed: "We will not march!" The whole place was in an uproar and there was a lot of discussion. The leader saw everyone's doubts and added: "We are hybrid." There was thunderous applause. The public's wit moved everyone present, and the applause lasted for a long time.

A reporter asked Volkswagen: "Excuse me, as a car, it is your bounden duty to drive safely, can you do a good job in ensuring safety?" Many people are wondering: How to ask such a question? Everyone is paying attention to how the public responds. The crowd affirmatively said: "No!" The whole place was in an uproar and there was a lot of discussion. The public saw everyone's doubts and added: "We are helping China implement family planning." There was thunderous applause. The public's wit moved everyone present, and the applause lasted for a long time.

A reporter asked Volkswagen: "Excuse me, if you increase the price so seriously, aren't you afraid that car owners will scold you?" Many people wondered: How to raise such a question? Everyone is paying attention to how the public responds. The crowd affirmed: "Don't be afraid!" The whole place was in an uproar and there was a lot of discussion. Volkswagen noticed everyone's doubts and added: "I am the father of the car owner." There was thunderous applause. The public's wit moved everyone present, and the applause lasted for a long time.

A reporter asked the public: "Excuse me, your sales in other countries are shit. Isn't it embarrassing?" Many people were wondering: How can you ask such a question? Everyone is paying attention to how the public responds. The crowd affirmed: "It's not a shame!" The whole place was in an uproar and there was a lot of discussion. The public saw everyone's doubts and added: "Shit can be sold for money." There was thunderous applause. The public's wit moved everyone present, and the applause lasted for a long time.

A reporter asked the public: "Excuse me, did you think that DSG would have such a serious problem at first?" Many people were wondering: How to raise such a question? Everyone is paying attention to how the public responds. The crowd affirmed: "I thought of it!" The whole place was in an uproar and there was a lot of discussion. The public saw everyone's doubts and added: "So DSG has a 10-year warranty." There was thunderous applause. The public's wit moved everyone present, and the applause lasted for a long time.

A reporter asked the public: "Excuse me, is it right to reduce the DSG warranty from 10 years to 3 years?" Many people were wondering: How to raise such a question? Everyone is focused on how to answer. The crowd affirmed: "Yes!" The whole place was in an uproar and there was a lot of discussion. Seeing everyone's doubts, he added: "Usually it's time to change the car every two years." There was thunderous applause. The public's wit moved everyone present, and the applause lasted for a long time.

A reporter asked the public: "Excuse me, your car spontaneously ignites when touched. Are you ashamed of building such a dangerous car?" Many people wondered: How can you ask such a question? Everyone is paying attention to how the public responds. The crowd said affirmatively: "Don't be ashamed!" The whole place was in an uproar and there was a lot of discussion. The public saw everyone's doubts and added: "House prices are high, cemeteries are expensive, one-click spontaneous combustion, economical and affordable." There was thunderous applause. The public's wit moved everyone present, and the applause lasted for a long time.