The reporter interviewed uncle's joke.

City classic reporter interviewed uncle, and God answered brilliantly:

1, what is urbanization?

The accountant of the village committee replied: The government spent 80,000 yuan to requisition your 2 mu of land, and then sold it to the real estate agent for 4 million yuan. Then your son paid the down payment with 80 thousand yuan from land acquisition and 80 thousand yuan saved by the couple, and worked as a house slave for 20 years! Grandpa said tearfully after listening: I am his mother, isn't this a robbery?

2. What is exploitation?

The village Committee accountant replied: you owe the bank 5 cents, and snowball to 694 yuan after 5 years; If you deposit 5 cents in the bank, it will take 2650 years to become 694 yuan …

3. What is medical insurance?

The accountant of the village committee replied: ordinary people know that 100 yuan can be cured, so they will give you 1000 yuan to be cured, and then falsely reimburse 600 yuan and let you go out of 400 yuan by yourself, of which 100 yuan is for seeing a doctor, 100 yuan is for taking medicine, and 100 yuan is for taking medicine. Ordinary people should also be grateful and say: society is really good. For thousands of years, it is not until now that society has reimbursed us for medical expenses. Everything is happy.

Reporter: Grandpa, the mayor has been kidnapped. The kidnapper demanded a ransom of10 million yuan. If they don't give it, burn him with gasoline. We are collecting money now. How much are you going to donate?

Grandpa: Ten liters.

5. God X has been launched! In a happy crowd, the reporter interviewed the old man: "What do you think the successful launch of Shenzhou 10 shows?" The old man thought for a moment and said, "It shows that it is more difficult to solve the problems of corruption, education, housing, medical care and food safety in China than to ascend to heaven!" !

6. Reporter: Grandpa, what do you think of Guangzhou's about to spend 630 million yuan to build a cemetery, but this cemetery only buries cadres?

Grandpa: Is it buried alive?

7. Reporter: Grandpa, what do you think of this year's New Deal against corruption?

Grandpa: You mean, the anti-corruption in previous years was all a joke?

8. A commercial plane crashed and all the leaders were killed. The investigation team asked the old man at the scene: Was no one alive at that time? Grandpa said with a simple and honest smile: Yes, yes. At that time, someone held my leg and said that he was not dead, but, as you know, the leader would not tell the truth. I didn't believe what he said, so I buried him anyway. ...

9. Reporter: Hello, Grandpa, I'm xx, and we want to interview you with some questions! In the past, farmers lived a life inferior to that of cattle and horses. What about now?

Grandpa: Now, as I wish, I live a life inferior to that of cattle and horses!

10, reporter: grandpa, now that farmers are rich, they watch TV, but I heard that your TV can't be changed. Are they all the same programs?

Grandpa: Yes, later the maintenance master said it would be fine after 7: 30.

1 1. Reporter: Grandpa, you often watch * news broadcast *. Do you know why there is always a clip of cleaning up the manuscript after each broadcast?

Grandpa: Tell us, you brag in the draft.

12, reporter: Grandpa, what are the similarities between the patriotic film * Kong Fansen * * Jiao Enlu * * Ren Changxia * praising our outstanding leading cadres?

Grandpa: All cadres who want to benefit the people will die in the end.

Reporter: .......

13, Reporter: Grandpa, let's talk about literature. What's your research on the four classical novels?

Grandpa: There is a red building behind the official.

Both the second generation of officials and the second generation of rich have traveled to the west.

The local government is putting on the Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

Ordinary people can only brew * Water Margin *

14, reporter: Grandpa, let's be happy. I heard from the villagers that you recently earned 1 10,000. Is it true?/You don't say.

Grandpa: Yes, I found a mobile phone on the roadside that day and sent a message: Director Wang, please do that! I did not hesitate to send my bank card number.

15, reporter: With so much money, aren't you afraid of petty theft?

Grandpa: No, I donated all my money to the Red Cross, not to mention petty theft. Now the whole world doesn't know where the money is.