Chinese and English short joke novels

On Christmas Eve, Santa Claus, incorruptible politicians and kind lawyers are waiting for the elevator in an upscale hotel.

Before the door was opened, the three men saw a NT 1000 bill on the ground at the same time. Guess who will pick it up?

Answer: Santa Claus, of course!

Why? Because everyone knows that the other two don't exist.

What should you do if Santa's reindeer eats your pencil?

Answer: use a pen.

What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Answer: cut land. In English, hoe is homophonic with ho, which means weeding, and ho is the laughter of Santa Claus.

What can Santa give for himself?

Answer: Cold.

The phone number of the deceased.

The doctor rushed to the hanger and shouted, "Pass me the tool kit quickly."

"What's the matter, Dad?" The daughter asked in panic.

"A young man called just now and said he would die without me."

The daughter breathed a sigh of relief: "Don't be busy, I think this call is for me."

On Christmas Eve, Santa Claus sits in a high hotel elevator with an incorruptible politician, a lawyer who speaks kindly for girls and others. Before the door was opened, a three-person NT$ 1 000 bill fell on the ground. Guess who found it? Answer: Of course, Santa Claus! For whom? Because we both know that the other two don't exist. What would you do if Santa's reindeer ate your pencil? Answer: pen. What does Santa like to do in the people's garden? Answer: Mow the ground. (English is homophonic with hoe ho, and the hoe is realized. What is Santa Claus's smile? What can Santa Claus hand out and wear? Answer: The telephone doctor rushed to the freezer of the deceased and shouted, "Pass me the hearing kit." "What happened. Dad? " The panicked daughter asked. "A young man called just now, but I didn't. He should die. " The daughter heaved a sigh of relief: "It's almost there. I think this is my call."

You'd better tidy yourself up a little! Ha ha!